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What would you do, do you know?

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  • #62
    TheTosh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Right I'm off to get the tissues and lube


  • #63
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    I think the first thing I'd do OP is stop worrying about the state of the bathroom.


  • #64
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Kiera wrote: »
    And you didnt even cop on ;)

    I drink a lot.


  • #65
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I drink a lot.
    We're made for each other :P


  • #66
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    They're a bit rough.

    Alexis and Chloe are not a bit rough at all! Get thee from my sight.


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  • #67
    Ronan Keating
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭Ronan Keating


    Mario Jolly Pocketful wrote: »
    The only thing I see here is an arsehole... ;)


    We had to censor the other bits


  • #68
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    1. Google image search for "Linetrap"
    2. Turn off safe search
    3. Win


  • #69
    Carl Sagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Carl Sagan


    Links234 wrote: »
    Its much more than just the odd story, this happens far too regularly.
    And most of the time it's not like the scenario you say where someone just pops a surprise on an unsuspecting partner. The reality of it is that a lot of straight guys go out of their way to have sex with transgender woman, fully knowing what to expect and actively seeking it out. Then when they've got their kicks they will often either beat them up or kill them. Trans people have to be extremely careful entering into relationships because even those guys who say they love them can sometimes flip and attack them out of some crazy fear of what their friends might think. It's disgusting and scary how often this kind of things happens and it is not something to joke about lightly.

    Now let's get back to dead baby, murder and war victim jokes!


  • #70
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Ronan Keating wrote: »
    Around this size.

    Censored for Boards

    Ah Jayus lad


  • #71
    TheTosh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    1. Google image search for "Linetrap"
    2. Turn off safe search
    3. Win

    Fail!!!


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  • #72
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    1. Google image search for "Linetrap"
    2. Turn off safe search
    3. Win

    Eh...???


  • #73
    FruitLover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Links234 wrote: »
    Gender isn't what's between the legs you know?

    Call me a traditionalist, but it is for me...


  • #74
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    FruitLover wrote: »
    Call me a traditionalist, but it is for me...

    So if someone just cut off your tackle that's the sole basis for your gender gone is it?
    A person's gender is much more than any physical attributes. A woman is more than her vagina and a man is more than his penis.


  • #75
    Teutorix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Links234 wrote: »
    So if someone just cut off your tackle that's the sole basis for your gender gone is it?
    A person's gender is much more than any physical attributes. A woman is more than her vagina and a man is more than his penis.
    Well a man has Xy chromosomes and a woman has XX, that is the only basis for determining gender objectively. So really a man is much less than his penis :pac:


  • #76
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    To answer the OP: Yes, I'd ride Lady Gaga.


  • #77
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Teutorix wrote: »
    Well a man has Xy chromosomes and a woman has XX, that is the only basis for determining gender objectively. So really a man is much less than his penis :pac:

    That doesn't determine gender. Some women have XY chromosomes and some men have XX.


  • #78
    TheTosh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    To answer the OP: Yes, I'd ride Lady Gaga.

    Thats some Bad Romance


  • #79
    Teutorix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Links234 wrote: »
    That doesn't determine gender. Some women have XY chromosomes and some men have XX.
    orly?


  • #80
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Teutorix wrote: »
    orly?

    Look up androgen insensitivity syndrome.


  • #81
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    One of the best replies to one of these "What if your girlfriend turned out to be a man?" threads was Terry's "I'd take her dick out of my mouth and ask her why she never told me"

    haha :pac:

    Still a great reply.


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  • #82
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    No idea if this has been posted already. English Paper 2 is tomorrow, I'm not reading this whole thread...



  • #83
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    No I'd freak out, throw them out then curl up in a ball in the shower whimpering for several hours.

    Ditto....

    "Noooooo... just...... nooooooooooo-ho-ho-ho-ho........ nooooooooooooo!!!":(


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