Embarrassing stories about yourself

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

"Like this one time..."

Most embarrassing and thing that haunts me still slightly, is as follows.
Was on J1 visa one time in America.

We planned to take a road trip at the end of the three months so we managed to acquire this beat up old truck.
It was a pretty cool wagon except for the fact that it was old and beat up.

Anyways, only two of us had licenses at the time so it was basically me looking after the wagon for the few days before we left.

So anyways, one of the evening I was cruising around and I spotted this flaky looking chick on the sidewalk.
She was eyeballing the wagon, so I slowed going by her and she made towards it then like she was expecting me to stop, so I did.
I rolled down the window.
She was a black chick. She told me she sold crack and pussy.
She also seemed pretty out of it.

Anyways, I had happened to get very little ass that particular summer so I told her to hop in.
I didn't want to catch gonorrhea or some **** off the flake so I told her she should give me dome.

I pulled into this sidestreet parking lot and as soon as I stopped she pulled open her side door and barfed outside.
I didn't want to get bits of sick and **** on my junk so I took this old cigarette pack film that had been lying on the floor and used that, as I had no jimmies.
She gave me dome till I skeeted.

I gave her a twenty for her troubles and we parted company.

When I think of that **** even now it still gives me trouble sleeping...

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

She gave me dome till I skeeted.

Kinda glad you made this thread, I did this once and I was pretty ashamed of myself. I haven't been bothered by it that much lately but I really had trouble sleeping a little after my experience. I know that is pretty pussy but anyway here it goes...

So I'm 19 now, but when I was 18 last december I was cruising down the infamous Picacho street here in LC. It is near the government building where I just saw my probation officer and as I was cruising a lady walking by asked me to stop.

I pulled into a parking spot by some shady motel because I was a desperate and horny bastard. She was a black looking chick who claimed to be from Jamaica. She said she sold weed and pussy, I told her she should give me dome.

I think she was cracked out because she opened my trucks door and puked outside. I thought it was disgusting but there was no turning back now. I found a little piece of plastic and put it over my dick so she wouldn't get barf taste/stds on my junk. She gave me dome till I skeeted, then I went home completely ashamed of myself. The only thing that makes me feel better is that I got an STD check in April and I turned out good. That plus I actually have a real girl who is my age now but damn that **** still kind of haunts me.

friendface wrote: »

Strangely similar story on sherdog

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

pretty cool wagon
cruising around
flaky looking
eyeballing the wagon
gonorrhea or some **** off the flake
so I told her she should give me dome.
She gave me dome till I skeeted.