When is it okay to fart in front of a new girlfriend

Kiera · 07-06-2010 05:37PM

TheZohan wrote: »

True story:

I was dating a girl and I hadn't got passed the "fart beside her in bed" stage. So being a gentleman I decide to get out of bed and head to the loo to have a discreet fart.

Anyhue I get as far as the door and she asks me a question, in the middle of answering her I sneeze...and with it came the fart that I'd been holding in... the sneeze was kinda loud but the fart was louder....

lmao! Could have been worse, it could have been a shart!

GLaDOS · 07-06-2010 05:38PM

If she got pissed off by tat sort of thing she wouldn't be my girlfriend

jokettle · 07-06-2010 05:40PM

It's never a good idea. I got so annoyed at my bf doing it with me there that he now leaves the room of he has to let rip.

irishejit · 07-06-2010 05:42PM

I'd go straight ahead and tear away so to speak!!!!

I've got far worse habits and foyballs than that so better to break her in quickly!

stovelid · 07-06-2010 05:50PM

It's ok to do non-lethal ones in her company but it's best to indulge in chemical warfare. alone - or at least in the company of other male aficionados.

bmw535d · 07-06-2010 05:51PM

where ever you may be let your wind go free,
church or chapel let it rattle.

FlutterinBantam · 07-06-2010 05:51PM

Aptly handled there Bud:rolleyes:

'Foibles'

Sweet Jeebus, where do we get them.

Cheap Thrills! · 07-06-2010 06:00PM

Once the immortal three little words* have been uttered then it's open season!!

*smell my wind

bronte · 07-06-2010 06:19PM

:eek: It's never okay. Don't get me wrong...they sound hilarious....but it's not something you want to associate with the person you're supposed to be sexually attracted to. :eek:

Cheap Thrills! · 07-06-2010 06:22PM

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/08/farty-pants.jpg

GLaDOS · 07-06-2010 06:23PM

bronte wrote: »

:eek: It's never okay. Don't get me wrong...they sound hilarious....but it's not something you want to associate with the person you're supposed to be sexually attracted to. :eek:

If I was with a hot girl and she let one rip I'd give her a high 5.

mikom · 07-06-2010 06:27PM

I like to combine it with our first "rusty trombone"

irishejit · 07-06-2010 06:32PM

mikom wrote: »

I like to combine it with our first "rusty trombone"

That would put a whole different slant on the Lurpak adverts...

Cheap Thrills! · 07-06-2010 06:33PM

hur hur hur trump-bone !!!

bronte · 07-06-2010 06:33PM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

If I was with a hot girl and she let one rip I'd give her a high 5.

But it's gas....from your innards :eek:

My male friends won't even fart around me, let alone the O.H.

They know I'd kill them. :mad:

GLaDOS · 07-06-2010 06:37PM

bronte wrote: »

But it's gas....from your innards :eek:

So? When you think about it, a lot of bodily functions are weird, including sex, no use getting caught up about it I feel.

abouttobebanned · 07-06-2010 06:41PM

Hand down pants...pull aside ass cheek for maximum release. A good clean, crisp fart. It's the act of the hand down the trousers that offends her rather than the actual fart.

I understand fully tbh

orourkeda · 07-06-2010 06:47PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Hand down pants...pull aside ass cheek for maximum release. A good clean, crisp fart. It's the act of the hand down the trousers that offends her rather than the actual fart.

I understand fully tbh

could you not just lift one of your arsecheeks up off the seat

abouttobebanned · 07-06-2010 06:51PM

orourkeda wrote: »

could you not just lift one of your arsecheeks up off the seat

That doesn't do it

orourkeda · 07-06-2010 06:52PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

That doesn't do it

It does. You can give it some extra juice doing it that way.

SIX PACK · 07-06-2010 06:55PM

MJ23 wrote: »

When with a new bit of fluff, after going out a few times, things going well?
How long can wait til you're comfortable enough to squeeze one out in their presense ?
Wait til after you've done the business ?

Farting is such a natural thing like bealching... but sometimes their is a time & a place eg Not- in a lift, in library, in cinema,Interview, etc,
It depends on what you have eaten...

If uv had Brussel sprouts or cabbage 10 pints of guinness feed of Curry
dont even think about it even if your with your mates go outside...

My 1st serious girlfriend was when i was 21 went out with her for 6 months (she was well fit) but i would never dare break wind in front of her too shy, we were comfortable around eachother but not like that Lol

My fiancé now was just with her 3weeks if i felt the urge id fart she's the same... i guess the older you get the more mature you get with girlfriends,Partners, Wives,...

I hate the guys who think its ok for them to fart but not their girlfriends :rolleyes:

FlutterinBantam · 07-06-2010 07:01PM

SIX PACK wrote: »

Farting is such a natural thing like bealching... but sometimes their is a time & a place eg Not- in a lift, in library, in cinema,Interview, etc,
It depends on what you have eaten...

If uv had Brussel sprouts or cabbage 10 pints of guinness feed of Curry
dont even think about it even if your with your mates go outside...

My 1st serious girlfriend was when i was 21 went out with her for 6 months (she was well fit) but i would never dare break wind in front of her too shy, we were comfortable around eachother but not like that Lol

My fiancé now was just with her 3weeks if i felt the urge id fart she's the same... i guess the older you get the more mature you get with girlfriends,Partners, Wives,...

I hate the guys who think its ok for them to fart but not their girlfriends :rolleyes:

Uhhmmm

guess farting is the last thing you need to worry about in an interview:rolleyes:

bronte · 07-06-2010 07:02PM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

So? When you think about it, a lot of bodily functions are weird, including sex, no use getting caught up about it I feel.

Yes, but sex does not smell like crap! :pac:

FlutterinBantam · 07-06-2010 07:03PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Hand down pants...pull aside ass cheek for maximum release. A good, clean, crisp, fart. It's the act of the hand down the trousers that offends her rather than the actual fart.

I understand fully tbh

Would have been a classic with the comma there.

Pity.

SIX PACK · 07-06-2010 07:05PM

bronte wrote: »

Yes, but sex does not smell like crap! :pac:

depends which hole your in

abouttobebanned · 07-06-2010 07:06PM

An uncharacteristic error.

jiltloop · 07-06-2010 07:13PM

I fart around my girlfriend and I'm pretty potent! I've even developed what I call a sphincter scale so i can rate the smell of my farts. If its up around an 8.5 she knows its time to evacuate the room.
I even woke her up once from farting in the bed and it wasn't from the noise it was from the smell. Thats my proudest farting moment, still makes me laugh to this day.

Wibbs · 07-06-2010 07:34PM

Nope never do it. If a woman lifted a cheek and fired one off and considered it humourous she would be gone TBH(Ive actually dumped one for doing just that a few times). Dont pick my nose or belch either. Decorum and all that.

SIX PACK · 07-06-2010 07:44PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Nope never do it. If a woman lifted a cheek and fired one off and considered it humourous she would be gone TBH(Ive actually dumped one for doing just that a few times). Dont pick my nose or belch either. Decorum and all that.

Man your too shallow,& living in fantacy land,
you need to be on your own.

Cheap Thrills! · 07-06-2010 07:47PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Nope never do it. If a woman lifted a cheek and fired one off and considered it humourous she would be gone TBH(Ive actually dumped one for doing just that a few times). Dont pick my nose or belch either. Decorum and all that.

What if she let one go in her sleep? :cool:

When is it okay to fart in front of a new girlfriend

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