My friends girlfriend made passes at me !

Gummy Panda · 06-06-2010 09:06AM

Just tell your mate you would never touch a girl after him, and that you don't even like using the toilet after him.

tmax · 06-06-2010 09:20AM

lucozader wrote: »

i didn't fancy her and i would never do that to a friend

so i told her to take a hike
.....
what did i do wrong ?

Answer: you told her to take a hike; you should have looked at your watch and left. He probably didnt get the true story but anyway 2 wrongs dont make a right

Sea Sharp · 06-06-2010 10:12AM

If ya really really care you could be sneaky and confront her when you have your phone recording audio in your pocket, get her to say something incriminating and then send it on to her fella.

Or just do nothing.

dresden8 · 06-06-2010 10:16AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just tell your mate you would never touch a girl after him, and that you don't even like using the toilet after him.

Not even for a standy-up.

zonad · 06-06-2010 10:18AM

You should tell her to go back to Whore Island.

colsku · 06-06-2010 06:17PM

gandalf wrote: »

Maybe he was getting her to butter you up for a threesome

do you melt the butter before applying it as a lubricant in this situation? Or is the body heat brought on by threesome sex sufficient?

Rambo83 · 06-06-2010 08:20PM

She proberly told him, her boyfriend, that you made a pass for her. That why you come out looking bad, not her.
The devious bitch!

Ironbar · 06-06-2010 08:26PM

Pretend a titfeck, sh*t on her belly and piss your initials in it......:D

Abi · 06-06-2010 09:03PM

I'd have gone along with it, and told her you're mad into getting your neck kissed and sucked. Once there is a dirty big mark on your neck sing like a bird to your mate. He'll see for himself who did all the work.

entropi · 06-06-2010 09:40PM

Rambo83 wrote: »

She proberly told him, her boyfriend, that you made a pass for her. That why you come out looking bad, not her.
The devious bitch!

I'd have posted that if you didnt, my thoughts exactly:)

Abigayle wrote: »

I'd have gone along with it, and told her you're mad into getting your neck kissed and sucked. Once there is a dirty big mark on your neck sing like a bird to your mate. He'll see for himself who did all the work.

Him to the GF" Are those your teeth marks"?:pac:

Krusader · 06-06-2010 10:14PM

zonad wrote: »

You should tell her to go back to Whore Island.

I'm intrigued, where is this island you speak of?

lucozader · 07-06-2010 03:59PM

i must talk to him

if he will let me

Unique User Name · 07-06-2010 04:07PM

Your only mistake was posting this in AH

Gummy Panda · 07-06-2010 04:09PM

colsku wrote: »

do you melt the butter before applying it as a lubricant in this situation? Or is the body heat brought on by threesome sex sufficient?

FFS... forget butter. Just spit on it

07-06-2010 04:28PM

lucozader wrote: »

i must talk to him

if he will let me

Yeah and ask for her number and bang her for old times sake,that way if he's gonna ignore you it might aswell be for a reason.

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 04:12PM

You should have sniffed it.

Krusader · 08-06-2010 04:16PM

Look where that got you Ronan

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 04:39PM

Yvonne wasn't up to much anyway. She was beginning to look like yer wan from Crystal Swingers.

Smokin_Aces · 08-06-2010 04:52PM

I was once in this position. She made all the moves and whatnot. Me being virgin at the time told I wasn't interested in going on the bike ride with her. She told my mate that I was hitting on her and I tried to aggressively force myself on her. So I was in college the next day and the ape attacked me. So I thought ya know, It'll come back and bite yer arse.

Months later, in a nightclub there was abit of riding going on in the open cubicle toilets and boys being boys captured a good 5-10 second video by holding the phone above the door. The video was passed around and the old mate saw it, blamed me for turning her that way. That was four years ago and she still doing the odd ride in the toilets behind his back.
So I doubt your mate will want to listen if he has not giving you time of day lad.

sesna · 08-06-2010 04:54PM

Smokin_Aces wrote: »

I was once in this position. She made all the moves and whatnot. Me being virgin at the time told I wasn't interested in going on the bike ride with her. She told my mate that I was hitting on her and I tried to aggressively force myself on her. So I was in college the next day and the ape attacked me. So I thought ya know, It'll come back and bite yer arse.

Months later, in a nightclub there was abit of riding going on in the open cubicle toilets and boys being boys captured a good 5-10 second video by holding the phone above the door. The video was passed around and the old mate saw it, blamed me for turning her that way. That was four years ago and she still doing the odd ride in the toilets behind his back.
So I doubt your mate will want to listen if he has not giving you time of day lad.

Could you post that video so we can examine it further ?

Smokin_Aces · 08-06-2010 04:57PM

sesna wrote: »

Could you post that video so we can examine it further ?

I do not have it at the minute, but one of my mates has it and when i'll get, you can inspect it all ya want.

Ronan Keating · 08-06-2010 04:58PM

Good man. If you do that I'll put up my sex video.

My friends girlfriend made passes at me !

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