What's the weirdest thing you've ever found?

earlier this year I was going to a weekend away with the college. we had five people packed into a car with sh*t loads of clothes and sailing gear. about half way down to kilrush from galway we saw a fox run out infront of us and we heard it thump off the bumper...but we didn;t stop to check as we were going nearly 100km/h at the time, it had no chance and traffic was too heavy.

anyway, we forgot about it until we arrived at the accomodation for the weekend and we pulled in with our own college and UCD drinkin outside of the houses so we decided to handbrake around for the crowd...

We skid around, the fox (*which was attached to the bumper) flies off into the road and we make possibly the most memorable enterance EVER! pretty sick tho

[I guess what we FOUND was the fox on the bumper...it was as much of a shock to us as it was to everyone else]

A harmless mental patient used to stop at my gate and have a full-blown conversation with the pillar. One day, she was pointing to something in her newspaper while talking away before before she got angry, told the pillar to "Fùck off, ya prick!!" and then walked away. :pac:

When I was a kid me and a friend went through this really old, unkept, Protestant graveyard in my town where we discovered a big stone-like tomb, dated to something like a 100 years or more ago. The stone lid covering it had a crack in the middle were you could see an old, brown skeleton. That was an awesome find as a kid.

When I was in primary school one day some big fella (I'm assuming) broke into it and left a giant meat cigar on the classroom floor. I don't think I've ever seen a shìt so big.

My friend was living in Germany where he came back to his flat to find a monkey drowned in his toilet

My friend who lived out in the countryside had marijuana plants seeds which he threw out his bedroom window by accident (they were in an ashtray) as he was cleaning his room. A few weeks later his mother comes into him asking what the hell is growing outside his window. He looks out and there's a 4ft healthy cannibas plant. He told us, we didn't believe him until we went out to his house and saw it for ourselves...........madness!!

Ann22 wrote: »

I found a crust of bread in my tights once. I was wearing them at the time. Was relieved it wasn't some kind of weird lump.
Possible explanation?; they may have been dried on the radiator behind the kitchen table.

I wolfed a curry into me this other time all snuggled up in my jammies on the sofa when shortly afterwards I started to feel a burning sensation below. I went to the bathroom to investigate and found a big clipe of curried chicken in my knickers..
Explanation?; Eh...nope.

This post just reminded me that I was in school one day and had the itchiest boob I ever had in my life. I tried to ignore it as long as I could but at the first opportunity, I ran to the bathroom to have an inspection of it. Couldn't see anything so deduced that maybe my bra was the problem or that my Mam had used a new washing powder so decided that, fuck it, I'd go without it.

Opened the bloody horrible itchy thing to take it off and a full Monster Munch fell out from under the underwire. :eek: This had found it's way there under a thick school jumper, an airtex tee-shirt and a bra. Still to this day have no idea how as I hadn't eaten any Monster Munch that day (or any day in the month before!) or been near anyone who had. :pac:

An iPhone 4G

What, you still went ahead and ate the remaining half?

We were looking through some old family stuff recently, found a WWII-period Reichsmark note with a bullethole in the middle, slightly charred round the edge of the whole.


Was interesting alright, don't know where it's from but my Great-Uncle served in the Second World War; Mom reckons he might have taken it from a Soldier he killed?