What's the weirdest thing you've ever found?

Smcgie

True story!

A friend of mine scored on a night out and took this girl home to my house. That was grand but after a few days there was this rotten smell in the house and me and my house mates tried everything to get rid of it but couldn't.

One day we went on a total mission to find the smell and when we lifted the rug in the sittin room yer'ones kickers were under it! She must of ate a curry and shart herself.

Classy bird

Dancor

A big gym bag full of porn!

We had a rather big field next to my school which had an area of bushes and trees at the end of it. We used to venture down there during lunch breaks to kill some time. One of the lads let out a roar, ''a dildo'' he screams and picks up a stick and hit the dildo in a panic as if was going to attack him

The didlo led to a few magazines then to the bag stuffed to the brim with magazines, videos, dvds (which were quite new at the time) and more ''toys''.

Someone was planning a good time in the field or the wife of some dirty bastard probably told him to get rid of them.

massdebater

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

yeah sure...by the way anything more than two shakes is just fiddling with yourself!

ha i ran straight out to tell my mates as soon as i seen it! we all went back in to the urinal after he left cos none of them believed me. low and behold, there was a big white wad wrapped around the drain! :eek:

bad idea bringing this all up before lunchtime...

merlie

A piece of cake on the path along the Naas Road! Don't know how it got there but I sure wasn't going to eat it! :eek:

Bazzy

merlie wrote: »

A piece of cake on the path along the Naas Road! Don't know how it got there but I sure wasn't going to eat it! :eek:

Found it that easy you could say it was a piece of cake



Gets coat

Snowie

I was taking a dog for a walk along the beach and came accross a tomato on the, tide line...

maglite

I'm kind of surprised there has been no Madaline McCann referance yet. AH you disapoint me

PK2008

God

vangoz

I found sheep jaw bones and eye sockets placed neatly in a number tress when I was camping once

Scarydoll

vangoz wrote: »

I found sheep jaw bones and eye sockets placed neatly in a number tress when I was camping once

Feckin hell thats nuts.

bossa_nova

Me and my brother use to share a room together, and one week there was this horrible smell coming from somewhere in the from, i was blaming him for it and hes was blaming me..., then when trying to find out what it was i pulled out the bed only to find a dead cnuting bird that the cat left there:pac:

I found methadone on a bus before. Not too strange but stil I was only 15 or so.

Funjunkie

Bob the Seducer wrote: »

Found a smackhead passed out (strapped up, with a needle still in his arm) in the toilets of a fast food restaurant overseas a few years ago.

So did I, but in our own fair city.He was purple and I would say seconds from death. Me and another guy had to revive him. It was disgusting

Bazzy

Interesting that you found him with that username!

NothingMan

Funjunkie wrote: »

Me and another guy had to revive him.

You really didn't.

Blitzkrieger

One night I returned to my car in town at around half ten to find a used sanitary towel on my windscreen. WTF like :rolleyes: It was a busy street too.....

oeb

A couple of weeks ago I found human remains. A few ribs, part of a jaw etc.

Reg'stoy

Was making a 'deposit' in the Rotunda IVF clinic and when I went in to the sample procurement room (need I draw ye a picture) the previous bloke had left his watch on top of the Architechural magazines. Now while the watch itself was not weird, the fact that he had removed it to, well... Made me wonder was he trying to time himself or break a previous record. Cum on (pardon the pun) who takes their watch off to have a w***.

I still wonder to this day if after I handed it to one of the staff did he ever ring and question whether anyone had a found a watch in one of the sample rooms .

Mint Sauce

i found leitrim

Dublin_Gunner

Ann22 wrote: »

I found a crust of bread in my tights once. I was wearing them at the time. Was relieved it wasn't some kind of weird lump.
Possible explanation?; they may have been dried on the radiator behind the kitchen table.

I wolfed a curry into me this other time all snuggled up in my jammies on the sofa when shortly afterwards I started to feel a burning sensation below. I went to the bathroom to investigate and found a big clipe of curried chicken in my knickers..
Explanation?; Eh...nope.

Seems anything can find its way into your undies!

Dublin_Gunner

Reg'stoy wrote: »

Was making a 'deposit' in the Rotunda IVF clinic and when I went in to the sample procurement room (need I draw ye a picture) the previous bloke had left his watch on top of the Architechural magazines. Now while the watch itself was not weird, the fact that he had removed it to, well... Made me wonder was he trying to time himself or break a previous record. Cum on (pardon the pun) who takes their watch off to have a w***.

I still wonder to this day if after I handed it to one of the staff did he ever ring and question whether anyone had a found a watch in one of the sample rooms .

Architectural magazines in a w@nkin' closet??

That would have been the find I'd post up TBH!

Scarydoll

oeb wrote: »

A couple of weeks ago I found human remains. A few ribs, part of a jaw etc.

That's freaky. Was the remains in your garden?

oeb

scareydoll wrote: »

That's freaky. Was the remains in your garden?

Nope, under my bed.


(Really though, it was an old ruined abbey, I'd say dogs had got into some of the graves, a load of them were in a real bad state.)

recylingbin

I once found a d4 bird that wasn't orange.
Only messing, they don't exist.

I once found something in a really unusual place as opposed to it being unusual in itself. I had been out on a friday night - 3 sheets to the wind, as it were.
Woke up the next day, the head absolutely pounding, with no recollection of how I'd made it back.
Anyway, went to the shop for the paper and some intravenous 7up. Went to pay and I was missing my wallet. No probs, must be in the pants I was wearing the previous night - as it dawned on me, were my keys.
I had to get back in a window which decided to be precariously located on the 3rd floor. Tough going in my state.
Checked my pants, no wallet, no keys. Did a quick retrace steps exercise, but nothing. Rang CC company, bank, etc to cancel cards. About an hour later, I realised that I must, at the very least, have had my keys. There was no way I could have got in a 3rd story window, or even thought of it, when I was banjaxed drunk. So I commenced a house wide search.

3 hours later, I'd had absolutely no joy. On the upside, the house was very tidy now. So, I gave up. Sat watching telly for an hour or so, the horrors being made alot worse by the thoughts that I had no money, no way to get money - it being a saturday and even if I did, I had no keys to get back in after spending the money that I didn't have.

I decided that a hangover killing fry was what I needed. Went to the fridge and, lo and behold, behind the rashers were my wallet and keys.

There's no accounting for drunken logic.

Dublin_Gunner

At least you didn't put your wallet and keys in the grill, and the rashers in your pocket.

That could have been messy

ROCKMAN

Years ago ,when I was living in a block of flats in a rough part of London, came home one night to find a Ivory Handle Dagger stuck in my front door,
Didn't sleep that well that night [next week really] but I still have the Dagger ,

McGarnagle92

A Shotgun shell, still hot....in Coolock :rolleyes:

The_D_Man

I found a grenade with the pin pulled out in a woods near my house once. It seemed fairly rusty so it probably wasnt going to go off. I still have it in my room to this day!!!

thebigbiffo

a very big bag of coke on the floor in a pub in thurles after offaly lost, narrowly, to tipp in a hurling match - not really the kind of place yer expecting a serious coke head to hangin out - although it was the celtic tiger days...

some f'ucking night though

thebigbiffo

The_D_Man wrote: »

I found a grenade with the pin pulled out in a woods near my house once. It seemed fairly rusty so it probably wasnt going to go off. I still have it in my room to this day!!!

hope to see you loggin in here in future and not see you on the news. explosives - even after years spent lying around - are still very volatile. dont let any kids play with it anyway