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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Cheap Thrills! is a secret lemonade drinker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Glenster once made lemonade when he still was a wee little Glenster. Unfortunately, he did not realise the yellow colour came from lemons. So he used another yellow liquid in stead.

    The neighbours - who all bought his lemonade for $5 a pop - sewed his parents for negligence. Glenster was promptly stated in a home for neglected children where he stayed untill the age of 17, after which he enrolled in his apprenticeship butchering-course. (And we all know what that resulted in...)

    He has never drank lemonade since that day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,176 ✭✭✭CathalDublin


    sNarah does sewing for a living


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 Boydsey14


    CD has a history of lying


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Boydsey14 is afraid of telephones.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    sNarah likes to eat jelly babies in the bath


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Lil'bug drank my purple lemonade and got pregnant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    That baby took a lot after his father: ugly-baby.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    sNarah is a gleek!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    lil'bug has hairy nipples


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Glenster hasn't hit puberty yet and is jealos of said hairy nipples


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    is a llama. But one with just one "l".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    sNarah mixed up the shampoo with veet and now has a rather fetching bald spot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    lil'bug was having explosive diarrhoea while posting the last post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    DKZ never knocks on the bathroom door!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Lil'Bug was recently captured by the Israeli army when sailing in international waters. She now lives in a detention camp on the West Bank.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    lives in the Royal county as he's/she's a Queen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    lives in the Royal county as he's/she's a Queen.

    That's not a lie....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    is an umemployable queen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    MidlandsM is one of the umpa-lumpas from the original charlie and the chocolate factory


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    star.chaser has over 23 restraining orders from the cast of fair city alone !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Santa's favourite meal is BBQ'ed reindeer chops - homemade in Mrs Santa's secret marinade.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    is working hard at being employable, starting with getting rid of the massive OOZING piles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    is a vampire robot nazi who is also a zombie in disguise


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    is a hero in a half shell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    lil bug phones the freephone number on the Over 50 Plan advert just to get the free pen and to talk dirty to the Salesperson


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    BBDBB was just at a nightclub named the button factory in temple bar{dublin}.....when the bar man asked him what he wanted BBDBB said he wanted 5 custom named buttons each with the a letter from BBDBB on them.....he was told that they only sell alchohol so he left it a huff :(

    i just got in.check the post time


    {most elaborate thread post ever:cool::cool::cool:]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    dendall can discern the difference among soap opera pretty bots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Matt is also known as the Mad Hatter.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    sNarah won the toss and elected to bowl


    the pity was, they were playing ludo


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