Suits, do you trust them?

ScumLord · 25-05-2010 09:14PM #1

All the real criminals wear suits, bankers, solicitors, salesmen and mobsters, all wear suits. Many places seem to think that wearing a suit makes you somehow respectable but everybody should know by now that this is the uniform of the slimeball, I've always distrusted someone in a suit.

Whenever I see someone in a suit approaching me I know for a fact they want to ask stupid questions or sell me something pointless to make the repayments on their capitalist uniform.

Does a well dressed man make you think this must be a respectable fellow or do you throw your eyes to heaven wondering what kind of drivel he'll try and spew all over your lovely day?

PK2008 · 25-05-2010 09:19PM

Agree , a Celtic jersey is the mark of true class

JerryHandbag · 25-05-2010 09:19PM

Uniform of the slimeball.....You've hit the nail on the head there. I wouldn't even wear one when I'm in my coffin.

Kasabian · 25-05-2010 09:19PM

I know a bloke who wears a skirt all the time , he isn't a woman

poisonated · 25-05-2010 09:19PM

For the most part, I think suits make people look for respectable. That being said, you can't dress mutton up as lamb.

Darlughda · 25-05-2010 09:23PM

Thing is, all depends on the suit.

Some are really classy and sharp and make a man look fab. They are usually not the expensive or designer ones, rather ones that are well made and fit well and suit the man wearing them.

However, your standard corporate 9-5 suit is just not attractive and this is usually worn by the defendant.

Diabhal Beag · 25-05-2010 09:24PM

Unless they're MEN IN BLACK no need to worry

IITYWYBMAD · 25-05-2010 09:24PM

poisonated wrote: »

For the most part, I think suits make people look for respectable. That being said, you can't dress mutton up as lamb.

Yea riiight!!!!

amanda_W · 25-05-2010 09:24PM

I like a guy in a suit...

mikom · 25-05-2010 09:26PM

Now these are suits....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qBWc8FCEEM

MagicMarker · 25-05-2010 09:27PM

amanda_W wrote: »

I like a guy in a suit...

O Rly?

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 25-05-2010 09:31PM

PK2008 wrote: »

Agree , a Celtic jersey is the mark of true class

:rolleyes:

I'd trust a man wearing a suit more than I would a man with his socks tucked into his trousers and his shirt off walking around town on a day like today.

daithimac · 25-05-2010 09:36PM

Met a lot of slime-balls in my time and I have never though that they were slime-balls just because they were in suits. (Some were and some weren't).

Have to say though that guys going around on Saturday or Sunday in what would appear to be a suit or casual version with the only difference being that they are not wearing a tie and to top button is open, creep the absolute crud out of me. its just wrong

For Forks Sake · 25-05-2010 09:46PM

PK2008 wrote: »

Agree , a Celtic jersey is the mark of true class

Indeed

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KOo7HznCCw8/ReGM82qiGtI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/FBdgfS_hAfo/s400/croke.jpg

dotsman · 25-05-2010 09:47PM

ScumLord wrote: »

All the real criminals wear suits, bankers, solicitors, salesmen

I'd rather these people as neighbours than a scumlord!

P.S. they're not actually criminals. Stop reading tabloids!!!

daithimac · 25-05-2010 09:59PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Indeed http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KOo7HznCCw8/ReGM82qiGtI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/FBdgfS_hAfo/s400/croke.jpg

lets not forget the great scottish love ulster invasion of ireland in 2006 http://bp0.blogger.com/_ewG4dtKAYgw/R0arRkTKYAI/AAAAAAAAADw/bbRnrYWypeg/s1600-h/4052200018a4340739978b204797820l.jpg

stovelid · 25-05-2010 10:03PM

I loved being 16.

Some of the best times of my life were spent dissing the squares and warmongers.

amanda_W · 25-05-2010 10:07PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

O Rly?

Let me rephrase....I like some men in suits! Not him!

DeVore · 25-05-2010 10:07PM

I trust and distrust people, based on their actions. What they use to cover their nakedness seems rather irrelevant....

DeV. (who has often worn suits before)

stovelid · 25-05-2010 10:13PM

JerryHandbag wrote: »

I wouldn't even wear one when I'm in my coffin.

You may not have a choice.

nicegirl · 25-05-2010 10:18PM

ScumLord wrote: »

All the real criminals wear suits, bankers, solicitors, salesmen and mobsters, all wear suits. Many places seem to think that wearing a suit makes you somehow respectable but everybody should know by now that this is the uniform of the slimeball, I've always distrusted someone in a suit.

Whenever I see someone in a suit approaching me I know for a fact they want to ask stupid questions or sell me something pointless to make the repayments on their capitalist uniform.

Does a well dressed man make you think this must be a respectable fellow or do you throw your eyes to heaven wondering what kind of drivel he'll try and spew all over your lovely day?

It depends on the profession. A man in a suit....yummy!! :P

Jev/N · 25-05-2010 10:18PM

Ooh....suits you sir! :pac:

ScumLord · 25-05-2010 10:25PM

Darlughda wrote: »

Thing is, all depends on the suit.

Some are really classy and sharp and make a man look fab. They are usually not the expensive or designer ones, rather ones that are well made and fit well and suit the man wearing them.

However, your standard corporate 9-5 suit is just not attractive and this is usually worn by the defendant.

We don't tend to see people in suits outside of the corporate world, so I suppose I'm talking more about business relations. I only see suits when salesmen or consultants come a knocking. I have more trust for a salesman that isn't dressed in a suit, especially salesmen actually. I deal with manufacturing related sales and if I see someone coming in wearing work wear I'm going to trust him more than the guy in the suit because I'm thinking that that person in the suit hasn't got a clue what their talking about and they're assuming the suit makes them trustworthy. That expands into every area from there.

PK2008 · 25-05-2010 10:31PM

ScumLord wrote: »

We don't tend to see people in suits outside of the corporate world, so I suppose I'm talking more about business relations. I only see suits when salesmen or consultants come a knocking. I have more trust for a salesman that isn't dressed in a suit, especially salesmen actually. I deal with manufacturing related sales and if I see someone coming in wearing work wear I'm going to trust him more than the guy in the suit because I'm thinking that that person in the suit hasn't got a clue what their talking about and they're assuming the suit makes them trustworthy. That expands into every area from there.

Did Susan Boyle teach you nothing!!!!

Cheap Thrills! · 25-05-2010 10:32PM

I hate suits.

I hate them all.

Sometimes they're necessary but I even hate the 'thought out' ones that try to be a bit less corporate and 'wide-boy' clever with the tapering trousers and the pointy fashion italian imitation shoes......AAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!

The only way a suit looks cool is if its worn grudgingly.

Or if its a zoot suit ot Huggy Bear is wearin it. I'll allow that.

El Siglo · 25-05-2010 10:34PM

This chap wore a suit and he was pretty class...;)

evercloserunion · 25-05-2010 10:35PM

Terrible OP is terrible.

PK2008 · 25-05-2010 10:37PM

El Siglo wrote: »

This chap wore a suit and he was pretty class...;)

Yoko ruined him

mikom · 25-05-2010 10:37PM

El Siglo wrote: »

This chap wore a suit and he was pretty class...;)

I loved his music.

InkSlinger67 · 25-05-2010 10:41PM

I wear nothing but my birthday suit all day, every day and am treated with equal disdain by the lawless and law abiding professional or layperson

*Continues star jumping in the middle of Grafton Street in <Your Town>*

Tea-a-Maria · 25-05-2010 10:48PM

I really like suits,but my experience of them is different to most.My boyfriend was wearing a suit the night we started going out and looked very good in it might I add!My friends wear suits to parties all the time,or just for the craic.I went to a fantastic 21st where everyone was in formal wear and had a great night.

So,I associate suits with my friends and good times,not bankers or criminals.Suits ftw.:)

Suits, do you trust them?

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