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Is Korea About to Explode (Not a daily Mail Article)

  • 25-05-2010 06:45PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    Looks like things are spiraling out of control pretty fast over there, Is war "inevitable" (in best team america Kim Jong-Il accent) at this stage or is the DPRK just postruring?

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE64O3YU20100525
    The following are key points from the text of the report issued by the North's KCNA news agency.

    "The Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea, accordingly, formally declares that from now on it will put into force the resolute measures to totally freeze the inter-Korean relations, totally abrogate the agreement on non-aggression between the north and the south and completely halt the inter-Korean cooperation.

    "In this connection, the following measures will be taken at the first phase:

    "1. All relations with the puppet authorities will be severed.

    "2. There will be neither dialogue nor contact between the authorities during (South Korean President) Lee Myung Bak's tenure of office.

    "3. The work of the Panmunjom Red Cross liaison representatives will be completely suspended.

    "4. All communication links between the north and the south will be cut off.

    "5. The Consultative Office for North-South Economic Cooperation in the Kaesong Industrial Zone will be frozen and dismantled and all the personnel concerned of the south side will be expelled without delay.

    "6. We will start all-out counterattack against the puppet group's 'psychological warfare against the north.'

    "7. The passage of south Korean ships and airliners through the territorial waters and air of our side will be totally banned.

    "8. All the issues arising in the inter-Korean relations will be handled under a wartime law.

    "There is no need to show any mercy or patience for such confrontation maniacs, sycophants and traitors and wicked warmongers as the (South Korean President) Lee Myung Bak group."


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    jesus.

    I'm first in.


    it's so ronery

    /weeps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    They really don't like puppets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Nutters tbh.

    China seem reluctant to say anything bad against the North aswell. I mean they said that the loss of 41 South Koreans was an unfortunate incident.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    The heads of North Korea are living in another era of thinking. The dark ages.
    It might be trouble, it might not. It could (hopefully) be the usual sabre rattling - done once in a while to keep the proles (See "1984" & George Orwell) unified and distracted from the harshness of the nutty regime they live under.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flaregon


    Cool, nukes and lower sperm counts for all ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 Matt_Damon


    Matt Damon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Matt_Damon wrote: »
    Matt Damon

    Yes,its all his fault the cnut!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    Did anyone ever notice that North Korea is completely blank on Google maps?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Looks like a slippery slope alright




    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Thats so they won't have to change it after the US backs up S.Korea and nukes it back to the stone age.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000



    And the North Koreans eat nothing!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    jebuz wrote: »
    Did anyone ever notice that North Korea is completely blank on Google maps?
    A bit like their leaders brain. He's a nut job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    jebuz wrote: »
    Did anyone ever notice that North Korea is completely blank on Google maps?

    No its not. You can zoom right into pyongyang and have a look around, I really like that hotel, they should finish it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flaregon


    jebuz wrote: »
    Did anyone ever notice that North Korea is completely blank on Google maps?

    they can't get there info grabing google van in there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Flaregon wrote: »
    they can't get there info grabing google van in there.
    Why are all of the roofs in Pyongyang blue ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭Bucklesman


    jebuz wrote: »
    Did anyone ever notice that North Korea is completely blank on Google maps?

    It's not blank, that's an accurate map of North Korea's infrastructure.

    That is, none.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    The north is estimated to have the fifth largest army in the world :eek: 1.2 Million Men (20% of the male population) vs half a million in the south and about 30,000 US troops. Who knows what China has by the North
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_troops


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    hal9000 wrote: »
    The north is estimated to have the fifth largest army in the world :eek: 1.2 Million Men (20% of the male population) vs half a million in the south and about 30,000 US troops. Who knows what China has by the North
    Yeah, and a fúck load of millitary equipment gained from the Soviets. I think people often get distracted by the comical, Team America version of N.Korea and forget that in a real open ended war the North would kick the Souths ass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    hal9000 wrote: »
    And the North Koreans eat nothing!
    They eat other North Koreans :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,124 ✭✭✭Amhran Nua


    It could get awfully messy, but I doubt anything will really happen. China has tacitly supported NK since the Korean war, when themselves, NK and Russia attacked South Korea. Kim also makes a handy little distraction to draw attention away from whatever China is up to.

    However the North hasn't the military capacity to take the South in a one-to-one scrap (most of their equipment dates from the 1970s), even with Chinese support, unless the Chinese get openly involved in a war with the US, which would destroy their economy utterly as Sino-US trade and EU-China trade falls apart overnight.

    So the Chinese won't give lil' Kim the nod (note the Dear Leader's recent and almost unprecedented visit to Beijing), South Korea will get its pound of flesh by confining NKs ships to their ports for a few years, and then it will slowly swing back to business as usual.

    Of course, if all of the above is wrong, its pretty much every man for himself, as if China and the US get involved in a hot war, Taiwan, Burma, and other areas will explode as well, along with the high probability of Iran making moves via insurgents across its porous border with Iraq while the US has its hands very much full, which will probably cause Israel to do something we all might regret. Plus there's the whole massively interconnected global trade network thing as well, even if China does back off to stay afloat, a LOT of stuff comes from South Korea. In the worst case scenario there is no limit to how bad the damage could get.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Google earth has better imagary of North Korea than Ireland and they are based here! :mad:

    Just having a peek at Pyongyang and it really looks like one giant goods shunting yard.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Yeah, and a fúck load of millitary equipment gained from the Soviets. I think people often get distracted by the comical, Team America version of N.Korea and forget that in a real open ended war the North would kick the Souths ass.

    Not really with Blanket bombing from the US and a possible MAD if the North have the capability, however they have at least a threat of Nuclear which would stop the Americans and South Koreans from using a first launch capability incase of MAD, the North Koreans would make the war alot harder for the US and SK to win but they'd still do it but it would be messy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    Some of the many delights and sights of the North include:
    the worlds tallest Flag Pole
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kijong-dong

    Pyramid Hotel thingy
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Yeah, and a fúck load of millitary equipment gained from the Soviets. I think people often get distracted by the comical, Team America version of N.Korea and forget that in a real open ended war the North would kick the Souths ass.

    I disagree, they only way the North could win would be with a significant influence from China and that would lead to the intervention of the US.

    http://www.globalfirepower.com/

    South Korea is ranked 12th while the North is 20th.

    This ball grabbing posturing happens every few years, nothing to worry about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Not really with Blanket bombing from the US and a possible MAD if the North have the capability, however they have at least a threat of Nuclear which would stop the Americans and South Koreans from using a first launch capability incase of MAD, the North Koreans would make the war alot harder for the US and SK to win but they'd still do it but it would be messy.
    If the U.S got involved it could mean China or even Russia joining the war on the Norths side. The North have one million troops stationed across the border.

    If war was declared Seoul would be captured within a month. No doubt in my mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    I disagree, they only way the North could win would be with a significant influence from China and that would lead to the intervention of the US.

    http://www.globalfirepower.com/

    South Korea is ranked 12th while the North is 20th.
    I doubt the credibility of that list. Hell, I doubt the credibility of any list that puts Chinas military before that of Russia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Let them fight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Yeh its Kim Kong just asserting his power, they reckon he is making way for his son to take over. Plus the south Koreans have been getting a lot more international credibility lately with the G20 summit and all

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/06684638-6752-11df-a932-00144feab49a.html?ftcamp=rss

    Theres no way China would go to war with America over NK, they're embarrassed by them if anything


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    hal9000 wrote: »
    Looks like things are spiraling out of control pretty fast over there, Is war "inevitable" (in best team america Kim Jong-Il accent) at this stage or is the DPRK just postruring?

    Kim Jong Il has made a Korea out of this sort of sabre rattling.


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