If you were on Death Row

AskMyChocolate · 20-05-2010 11:19PM #1

For starters, I'll have the crab claws. Nyom.:)

For the fish course I'll have the Dalkey Special (Bono battered in a temper)

For mains I'll have Madeleine Stowe (**** off wimminz I'm a menz:mad:)

And for dessert I'll have a Nogger (HB icecream of such splendiferousness it actually made your tongue go dry instead of wet.:eek:).

I think they call it a Feast now.:(

Tea/Coffee

So what's everyone else's last meal ?

Kasabian · 20-05-2010 11:22PM

I wouldn't let them take me alive so no sitting around on death row.

bazmaiden · 20-05-2010 11:23PM

A cake with a file in it!!

i'd be outta there

MudSkipper · 20-05-2010 11:24PM

fava beans

starbelgrade · 20-05-2010 11:24PM

Mary Harneys liver in pate form for starters

Brian Cowen's heart with faba beans for mains

And Brian Lenihans toasted nuts for dessert

InkSlinger67 · 20-05-2010 11:27PM

I'd probably eat Mr. Jingles

Torqueamada · 20-05-2010 11:29PM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

a Feast

Not a fan.

I used to work for HB on the vans. I'd often "forget" my lunch and raid a box of Icebergers.

I was sixteen-and-a-half-stone when I left that job. It took months to get the weight back down.

A Brunch... Now you're talking.

Podge2k7 · 20-05-2010 11:29PM

This has been done to the death over the last few months tbh.

AskMyChocolate · 20-05-2010 11:32PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Mary Harneys liver in pate form for starters

Brian Cowen's heart with faba beans for mains

And Brian Lenihans toasted nuts for dessert

No fish course ? John Gormley must be gutted.

LaughOrDie · 20-05-2010 11:34PM

A big juicy fillet steak as rare as they come, nyom nyom

Mint Sauce · 20-05-2010 11:35PM

some thing to give me food poisoning, so i wouldn't be well enough to take the lethel injection

or

make sure i didn't get caught to start with

LaughOrDie · 20-05-2010 11:44PM

make sure i didn't get caught to start with[/QUOTE]

yeah I wouldn't get caught either, getting caught is stupid!

Standard Toaster · 20-05-2010 11:45PM

Vagina

Fanny Wank · 20-05-2010 11:47PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Vagina

2 vaginas for me

Twins preferably

Mayo Exile · 20-05-2010 11:50PM

I'd be wanting that rock hammer from the Shawshank Redemption........

Paddy Samurai · 20-05-2010 11:52PM

Death Row inmates are served meals three times a day: at 5:00 am, from 10:30 am to 11:00 am and from 4:00 pm to 4:30 pm. Food is prepared by prison staff and transported in insulated carts to the cells. Inmates are allowed plates and spoons to eat their meals. Prior to execution, an inmate may request a last meal. To avoid extravagance, the food to prepare the last meal must cost no more than $40 and must be purchased locally.

Hope theres a good restaurant nearby thats under $40.

Anna Molly · 20-05-2010 11:53PM

Torqueamada wrote: »

I was sixteen-and-a-half-stone when I left that job. It took months to get the weight back down.

SWEET BABY JESUS!!:eek:
How much ice-cream did you eat?!?! [No offense]

Oh golly... Can I just have sex instead?
I'm a vegetarian, so nothing really tickles my fancy, yeah there are nice meals but meh...

Just gimme Banoffi

Also, a rake load of pills and a few litres of Vodka?! [that's blunt, sorry.]

Torqueamada · 21-05-2010 12:03AM

Anna Molly wrote: »

SWEET BABY JESUS!!:eek:
How much ice-cream did you eat?!?!

Erm, a lot.

To be honest, I haven't eaten a HB product since, and that was thirteen years ago. My stomach turns just thinking about them (bar the occasional Brunch.)

I was on the chubby side starting that job, and I was drinking like a rattled lunatic, but that's all part of growing up.

I'm happy to report that I'm a healthy twelve-and-a-half-stone now, I finally turned my back on Scientology and that this thread is now back on topic. :rolleyes:

I hear they don't like this kind of off topic thing in here. I've seen a lot of locked threads. I'm only on Boards because the Peoples Republic of Cork site shat itself last night.

Sex scandal. Usual stuff.

starbelgrade · 21-05-2010 12:07AM

Torqueamada wrote: »

Erm, a lot.

To be honest, I haven't eaten a HB product since, and that was thirteen years ago. My stomach turns just thinking about them (bar the occasional Brunch.)

I was on the chubby side starting that job, and I was drinking like a rattled lunatic, but that's all part of growing up.

I'm happy to report that I'm a healthy twelve-and-a-half-stone now, I finally turned my back on Scientology and that this thread is now back on topic. :rolleyes:

I hear they don't like this kind of off topic thing in here. I've seen a lot of locked threads. I'm only on Boards because the Peoples Republic of Cork site shat itself last night.

Sex scandal. Usual stuff.

I went onto that site once. Couldn't understand a bloody word they were typing about.

Torqueamada · 21-05-2010 12:08AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I went onto that site once. Couldn't understand a bloody word they were typing about.

You're not meant to.

PrettyBoy · 21-05-2010 12:17AM

I'd start a war with East coast rappers...

Dravokivich · 21-05-2010 12:21AM

Steak with a side of steak... :pac::pac::pac:

Anna Molly · 21-05-2010 12:23AM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Steak with a side of steak... :pac::pac::pac:

What's so great about steak? Most people are saying steak? I don't get it??:o

ddef · 21-05-2010 12:26AM

I'd have a Roll at Two, like everyone else...
oh, he said roll ON two!

Miguel_Sanchez · 21-05-2010 12:29AM

If I was on Death Row I'd be the best rapper ever!

Dravokivich · 21-05-2010 12:31AM

Anna Molly wrote: »

What's so great about steak? Most people are saying steak? I don't get it??:o

granted, t'is no fancy roast... but I'm a simple canivore... with simple pleasures... and a nice grilled lump of meat does me.

ddef · 21-05-2010 12:32AM

Death Row
That's where mótherfúckers is endin up

Dear mama, I'm caught up in this sickness
I robbed my adversaries, but slipped and left a witness
Wonder if they'll catch me, or will this nígga snitch
Should I shoot his bítch, or make the nígga rich

starbelgrade · 21-05-2010 12:35AM

ddef wrote: »

Death Row
That's where mótherfúckers is endin up

Dear mama, I'm caught up in this sickness
I robbed my adversaries, but slipped and left a witness
Wonder if they'll catch me, or will this nígga snitch
Should I shoot his bítch, or make the nígga rich

All wiggers should get the death sentence.

PrettyBoy · 21-05-2010 12:37AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

All wiggers should get the death sentence.

Hater!

starbelgrade · 21-05-2010 12:39AM

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Hater!

I got nutin' but lourve for all youz biaaaaitches.

ddef · 21-05-2010 12:41AM

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Hater!

Haters gonna hate, dawg...haters gonna hate.

If you were on Death Row

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