If you were on Death Row

AskMyChocolate

For starters, I'll have the crab claws. Nyom.:)

For the fish course I'll have the Dalkey Special (Bono battered in a temper)

For mains I'll have Madeleine Stowe (**** off wimminz I'm a menz:mad:)

And for dessert I'll have a Nogger (HB icecream of such splendiferousness it actually made your tongue go dry instead of wet.:eek:).

I think they call it a Feast now.:(

Tea/Coffee

So what's everyone else's last meal ?

Kasabian

I wouldn't let them take me alive so no sitting around on death row.

bazmaiden

A cake with a file in it!!


i'd be outta there

MudSkipper

fava beans

starbelgrade

Mary Harneys liver in pate form for starters

Brian Cowen's heart with faba beans for mains

And Brian Lenihans toasted nuts for dessert

InkSlinger67

I'd probably eat Mr. Jingles

Torqueamada

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

a Feast

Not a fan.

I used to work for HB on the vans. I'd often "forget" my lunch and raid a box of Icebergers.

I was sixteen-and-a-half-stone when I left that job. It took months to get the weight back down.

A Brunch... Now you're talking.

Podge2k7

This has been done to the death over the last few months tbh.

AskMyChocolate

starbelgrade wrote: »

Mary Harneys liver in pate form for starters

Brian Cowen's heart with faba beans for mains

And Brian Lenihans toasted nuts for dessert

No fish course ? John Gormley must be gutted.

LaughOrDie

A big juicy fillet steak as rare as they come, nyom nyom

Mint Sauce

some thing to give me food poisoning, so i wouldn't be well enough to take the lethel injection

or

make sure i didn't get caught to start with

LaughOrDie

make sure i didn't get caught to start with[/QUOTE]


yeah I wouldn't get caught either, getting caught is stupid!

Standard Toaster

Vagina

Fanny Wank

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Vagina

2 vaginas for me

Twins preferably

Mayo Exile

I'd be wanting that rock hammer from the Shawshank Redemption........

Paddy Samurai

Death Row inmates are served meals three times a day: at 5:00 am, from 10:30 am to 11:00 am and from 4:00 pm to 4:30 pm. Food is prepared by prison staff and transported in insulated carts to the cells. Inmates are allowed plates and spoons to eat their meals. Prior to execution, an inmate may request a last meal. To avoid extravagance, the food to prepare the last meal must cost no more than $40 and must be purchased locally.

Hope theres a good restaurant nearby thats under $40.

Anna Molly

Torqueamada wrote: »

I was sixteen-and-a-half-stone when I left that job. It took months to get the weight back down.

SWEET BABY JESUS!!:eek:
How much ice-cream did you eat?!?! [No offense]

Oh golly... Can I just have sex instead?
I'm a vegetarian, so nothing really tickles my fancy, yeah there are nice meals but meh...

Just gimme Banoffi
Also, a rake load of pills and a few litres of Vodka?! [that's blunt, sorry.]

Torqueamada

Anna Molly wrote: »

SWEET BABY JESUS!!:eek:
How much ice-cream did you eat?!?!

Erm, a lot.

To be honest, I haven't eaten a HB product since, and that was thirteen years ago. My stomach turns just thinking about them (bar the occasional Brunch.)

I was on the chubby side starting that job, and I was drinking like a rattled lunatic, but that's all part of growing up.

I'm happy to report that I'm a healthy twelve-and-a-half-stone now, I finally turned my back on Scientology and that this thread is now back on topic. :rolleyes:

I hear they don't like this kind of off topic thing in here. I've seen a lot of locked threads. I'm only on Boards because the Peoples Republic of Cork site shat itself last night.

Sex scandal. Usual stuff.

starbelgrade

Torqueamada wrote: »

Erm, a lot.

To be honest, I haven't eaten a HB product since, and that was thirteen years ago. My stomach turns just thinking about them (bar the occasional Brunch.)

I was on the chubby side starting that job, and I was drinking like a rattled lunatic, but that's all part of growing up.

I'm happy to report that I'm a healthy twelve-and-a-half-stone now, I finally turned my back on Scientology and that this thread is now back on topic. :rolleyes:

I hear they don't like this kind of off topic thing in here. I've seen a lot of locked threads. I'm only on Boards because the Peoples Republic of Cork site shat itself last night.

Sex scandal. Usual stuff.

I went onto that site once. Couldn't understand a bloody word they were typing about.

Torqueamada

starbelgrade wrote: »

I went onto that site once. Couldn't understand a bloody word they were typing about.

You're not meant to.

PrettyBoy

I'd start a war with East coast rappers...

Dravokivich

Steak with a side of steak... :pac::pac::pac:

Anna Molly

Dravokivich wrote: »

Steak with a side of steak... :pac::pac::pac:

What's so great about steak? Most people are saying steak? I don't get it??:o

ddef

I'd have a Roll at Two, like everyone else...
oh, he said roll ON two!

Miguel_Sanchez

If I was on Death Row I'd be the best rapper ever!

Dravokivich

Anna Molly wrote: »

What's so great about steak? Most people are saying steak? I don't get it??:o

granted, t'is no fancy roast... but I'm a simple canivore... with simple pleasures... and a nice grilled lump of meat does me.

ddef

Death Row
That's where mótherfúckers is endin up

Dear mama, I'm caught up in this sickness
I robbed my adversaries, but slipped and left a witness
Wonder if they'll catch me, or will this nígga snitch
Should I shoot his bítch, or make the nígga rich

starbelgrade

ddef wrote: »

Death Row
That's where mótherfúckers is endin up

Dear mama, I'm caught up in this sickness
I robbed my adversaries, but slipped and left a witness
Wonder if they'll catch me, or will this nígga snitch
Should I shoot his bítch, or make the nígga rich

All wiggers should get the death sentence.

PrettyBoy

starbelgrade wrote: »

All wiggers should get the death sentence.

Hater!

starbelgrade

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Hater!

I got nutin' but lourve for all youz biaaaaitches.

ddef

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Hater!

Haters gonna hate, dawg...haters gonna hate.

fonecrusher1

Anna Molly wrote: »

What's so great about steak? Most people are saying steak? I don't get it??:o

I know, whats the big deal about steak???


Personally i would go for a nice big fillet steak with garlic potatoes. You can't beat a steak dinner with a glass of cold beer.

Scarinae

I haven't settled on the main course, but I would definitely have banoffee for dessert. YUM!

theboxer

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Personally i would go for a nice big fillet steak with garlic potatoes. You can't beat a steak dinner with a glass of cold beer.

Thats a no no. A big no no. Unless you are supping a decent glass of red, no alcohol should be consumed when tucking into a steak. Water, vino, or milk. Maybe a soft drink. But no beer.

Beer comes after the steak. As a digestif. Along with a smoke or a cigar.

fonecrusher1

theboxer wrote: »

Thats a no no. A big no no.

Like this? no no.

Lurching

If I was on death row, id hope there was a Mexican restaurant nearby.
Think id have a nice big Quesadilla. Making me hungry just thinking about it!

Failing that, the biggest fillet steak available.

theboxer

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Like this? no no.

No. You should be slopping out on death row.

fonecrusher1

I'd have a vindaloo & sh!t myself just before the end.

Hows that?

Morlar

Rare steak etc then afterwards a french coffee and cigarette.

DazMarz

As mentioned before... no way would I allow myself to be taken alive. Blaze of glory.

But for my last meal: $40 worth of Burger King XL Double Bacon Cheeseburger meals with Fanta as the drink................. sexual...:D

Scarinae

Lurching wrote: »

If I was on death row, id hope there was a Mexican restaurant nearby.
Think id have a nice big Quesadilla. Making me hungry just thinking about it!

If you were on death row you'd more than likely be in Texas... Meaning there would be awesome Mexican restaurants nearby!

theboxer

DazMarz wrote: »

But for my last meal: $40 worth of Burger King XL Double Bacon Cheeseburger meals with Fanta as the drink................. sexual...:D

You could pick up six of these bad boys from Flemings Bar, Boston and still have a few $$$ left for a 2 litre bottle of fanta.

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID12651/images/Flemings_Prime_Sirloin_Burger_Martini.jpg

Columbia

Jerk chicken, a banoffi pie, and either a spiced chai or an oreo milkshake, depending on whether it was hot or cold outside.

nicegirl

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

For starters, I'll have the crab claws. Nyom.:)

For the fish course I'll have the Dalkey Special (Bono battered in a temper)

For mains I'll have Madeleine Stowe (**** off wimminz I'm a menz:mad:)

And for dessert I'll have a Nogger (HB icecream of such splendiferousness it actually made your tongue go dry instead of wet.:eek:).

I think they call it a Feast now.:(

Tea/Coffee

So what's everyone else's last meal ?

My last meal....

For starters, I would have mushrooms in breadcrumbs with a garlic dip and side salad/mussels

Main course Barbequed chicken/steak with chips, mushrooms, onions

No desert.......yuk

Riddle101

I'm gonna get all serious on this threads ass.

Starters: vegitable soup, two slices of garlic bread and some egg rolls

Main Course: Stirloin Steak, with a side order of mashed potatoes, two baked potatoes, 1 yorkshire pudding, and swimming in pepper sauce

Dessert: Ice Cream Sundae

For Drink: Two pints of Bulmers

Ah now i'm hungry:mad:

Paddy Samurai

My last meal would be something tasty that would take a long time to chew.
Maybe beef jerky......could take me months if not years to get through $40's worth.
Remember not chewing properly can lead to digestive problems!.

Lux23

I would have a romp (as the tabloids would call it) with Aaron Johnson and Ger Butler while drinking Dom Perignon. Then we would all have a bit of a rest and I will go off and have a Christmas dinner with my family and say my tearful goodbyes. Then back to Aaron and Ger for more of that DP....the champagne of course.

StormWarrior

a KFC 14 piece megabucket, followed by swiss and belgian chocolate. Then an orgy with loads of hot Swedish men.