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  • #32
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    world leading cleavage :D


  • #33
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    There's a friend of my missus who is obsessed with her knockers - she is convinced that everyone is looking at them the whole time because she thinks that they are amazing & she loves the attention.

    One night we were out & she accosted me & said that I could stare away at them all I wanted coz she knew I loved her 'puppies'. On & on - she kept on & on about them, doing my f*cking head in, until I eventually blurted out, "No Michelle, I don't think you have great tits. I think you have massive tits, but not great ones & the only reason that they are massive is because you're a fat bint. So now, can we drop the 'puppies' conversation please?"

    We don't speak to each other these days, which suits me fine.


  • #34
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    It doesn't really bother me if men look at my cleavage as long as they don't try to lick it or dribble on it


  • #35
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Girls: Do you purposefully wear low-cut tops to show off the twins?
    Nope, because we can.
    Do you get creeped out when you know a guy is looking, or is it flattering?
    Each woman will have their own take on this, but I don't take offense. If they're on display, a right to have them not looked at is waivered imo. News Flash: Guys like tits.


  • #36
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    MJOR wrote: »
    It doesn't really bother me if men look at my cleavage as long as they don't try to lick it or dribble on it

    Can't lick it, can't dribble on it - how about sticking the oul lad inbetween? Is that acceptable? :D


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  • #37
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    shuvly wrote: »
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    This is what we gals get to look at...

    ah, come on, you can go home and look at cleavage in the mirror all evening. It amazes me how ye can ever get anything done :confused:


  • #38
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    shuvly wrote: »
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    This is what we gals get to look at...


    I'd go out with me testicles al fresco for all the women to drool over, but the boys in blue wouldn't be too happy about it.


  • #39
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Can't lick it, can't dribble on it - how about sticking the oul lad inbetween? Is that acceptable? :D

    Why would you want to stick your father between them ? Surely you could think of something better to put there.


  • #40
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    chughes wrote: »
    Why would you want to stick your father between them ? Surely you could think of something better to put there.

    Pretty creepy alright.


  • #41
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Each woman will have their own take on this, but I don't take offense. If they're on display, a right to have them not looked at is waivered imo. News Flash: Guys like tits.

    Right, question answered, back on topic:

    http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee185/sizzlemcsiz/EpicBoobs.jpg
    http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/128850639352222342.jpg


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  • #42
    Kazuma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Kazuma


    peasant wrote: »
    world leading cleavage :D
    This picture disturbs me...

    The mans awkward smile, the cupping gesture to indicate she's got him by the balls...he's ****ed :(


  • #43
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    i prefer these


  • #44
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Girls: Do you purposefully wear low-cut tops to show off the twins?
    Not to show them off, moreso if a top I like happens to be low-cut. That said, I'd never wear a really low-cut top - too uncomfortable.
    Do you get creeped out when you know a guy is looking
    Nope - unless he's being blatantly lecherous.
    or is it flattering?
    Yup - unless he's being blatantly lecherous.


  • #45
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I like boobs, I like cleavage!

    I especially like big solid boobs with nice curvage and tasty cleavage!


  • #46
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I like boobs, I like cleavage!

    I especially like big solid boobs with nice curvage and tasty cleavage!
    +1
    Can't get enough of boobies :D:D


  • #47
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Right, question answered

    35 posts in, I thought someone should ;)


  • #48
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsmbCWUNEE


  • #49
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    This thread is useless without real pics, taken by feeky of unsuspecting cleavage.
    And if its of a certain teacher, all the better!


  • #50
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    phill106 wrote: »
    This thread is useless without real pics, taken by feeky of unsuspecting cleavage.
    And if its of a certain teacher, all the better!
    If I score on Thursday week, I shall deliver pictures of copious cleavage. Pinky promise.


  • #51
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,979 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    If im looking at your boobs, its because they're jumping out at me, and not because im a perv.


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  • #52
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    I get creeped out when women stare at my cleveage.


  • #53
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    For 'dynamic cleavage' - where the bearer is on the move - it's pointless to waste time coyly looking out of the side of your eye or ignoring it. You have, at most, a five-second window of opportunity before they pass out of your field of vision and it's best to utilize it.

    For 'static cleavage' - where the bearer is on the Luas or in the bank queue, one unfortunately has to limit oneself to sidewards glances or, better still, the use of sunglasses which afford panoptical stealth view as long as you don't give the game away by swivelling your head.


  • #54
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Neathage ftw?


  • #55
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    boobs are to be admired. they are our fleshy jewelery. :)


  • #56
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    boobs are to be admired. they are our fleshy jewelery. :)


    Ohhh Wahtsy... here... have an ice-cream <3:D


  • #57
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Personally I think this is something Ireland should be proud of.

    The CSM (Cleavage per square mile) here is amazing and I think we should all congratulate Irish women for their willingness to "get them out for the lads".

    And thus get me into hot water with my good wife, even though she too sports an admirable cleavage herself.

    Boobies are just fab.


  • #58
    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    Giggity

    <snip>


  • #59
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ighCzRngRR8


  • #60
    Aids By Google
    Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Aids By Google


    I have noticed recently that women taking their picture for putting up on the internets have this habit of taking the shot from arms length while pointing the camera down at themselves from a height.

    I have ascertained they do this so that others can enjoy their expensive hair do's that cost them a pretty penny or two.

    If I spent that much getting me fuking hair done I'd be photographing it too!


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  • #61
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,031 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Started running in park few weeks ago and now I am addicated, not cause I like running but because its got bloody some hot chicks running, sweating and showing a bit of there strikeforces;)

    Christ nearly ran into a tree today saw bird in red top nice size perfect they were.

    It amazing how much more you run when really all your worried about is the breasts coming at you. Getting fit but more importantly ya see whole like more of the beautiful things ;)

    EVENFLOW



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