Cleavage

Feeky Magee

I was walking around Cork City today, and the amount of cleavage on show was stupendous to say the least. I'd say about 2 out of every 3 girls had cleavage on show, including some of my friends; The Pervester here had a great time with covert military-style operations to steal a glance. Had to use the old 'pretend to be looking past into the distance' trick once or thrice!

Girls: Do you purposefully wear low-cut tops to show off the twins? Do you get creeped out when you know a guy is looking, or is it flattering?

Guys: I know you all clicked on this thread purely in the hope of seeing some smokin' cleavage, so I shall not disappoint:

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/s/scarlett_johansson_cleavage-3990.jpg
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/10/633749856562299812-CLEAVAGE.jpg
http://www.zimbio.com/Katy+Perry+Pics/articles/193/Katy+Perry+Christmas+Cleavage

To cleavage!

4zn76tysfajdxp

How the mighty have fallen.

Silverfish

All I know is I don't like the word 'cleavage'.

Its like the description of after an axe murderer's been round.

"what was it like Bob?'

'Well, Bill, it was awful. Cleavage everywhere'.

DonJose

Most powerful MILF in the world Cleavage.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/30500/Hillary-s-Cleavage--30971.jpg

fruvai

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun - You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.

bmw535d

i like clevage:pac:

WindSock

Silverfish wrote: »

All I know is I don't like the word 'cleavage'.

Its like the description of after an axe murderer's been round.

"what was it like Bob?'

'Well, Bill, it was awful. Cleavage everywhere'.

:pac:

It's like there once was a large whole boob that got cleaved on half by an axe.

Feeky Magee

Damon Microscopic Vinyl wrote: »

How the mighty have fallen.

I've had a very boring life recently.

I promise, in the summer I'll crack onto Mary McAleese or someone and do a thread on it.

kev9100

Rule Number 1 of Boards.ie

- Every Feeky Magee thread must be awesome.

Latchy

We had a cleavage thread last week right ?

Course there is always room for one or two er .. moar

Indubitable

perfect for motorboating tbh

gaz wac

Crow71

U the man feeky!!

GLaDOS

Silverfish wrote: »

All I know is I don't like the word 'cleavage'.

Its like the description of after an axe murderer's been round.

"what was it like Bob?'

'Well, Bill, it was awful. Cleavage everywhere'.

Make me think of this

ibarelycare

Feeky Magee wrote: »

I've had a very boring life recently.

I promise, in the summer I'll crack onto Mary McAleese or someone and do a thread on it.

Feeky if you're bored maybe you should PM this user for some fun

Feeky Magee

Bastards. My graduation night is Thursday and the students and the teachers always go for a few drinks after, I'm sorely tempted to try and pull one of my teachers to prove myself to boards.ie.

ascanbe

kev9100 wrote: »

Rule Number 1 of Boards.ie

- Every Feeky Magee thread must be awesome.

Well, rules are made to be broken, as they say.
That would seem to be the case here.

naughto

god i love

http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/sexy_cleavage_big_boobs.jpg

Crow71

ascanbe wrote: »

Well, rules are made to broken, as they say.
That would seem to be the case here.

True, this thread needs some tenderhoop

4zn76tysfajdxp

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Bastards. My graduation night is Thursday and the students and the teachers always go for a few drinks after, I'm sorely tempted to try and pull one of my teachers to prove myself to boards.ie.

Ooooohhhhh... thread redeemed?

sdanseo

Can we have a NSFW on the OP please, almost got stung there. :P

Lux23

I cant find tops to fit over mine so i normally wear a scarf too. And lads no matter how hard you try you are crap at hiding that you were just staring at my boobs.

Ah those long summer days when all there is to do is look at cleavage, good and sweaty times.

starbelgrade

Silverfish wrote: »

All I know is I don't like the word 'cleavage'.

Its like the description of after an axe murderer's been round.

"what was it like Bob?'

'Well, Bill, it was awful. Cleavage everywhere'.

Sounds more like a gay man describing a night out in a straight club.

naughto

sdonn wrote: »

Can we have a NSFW on the OP please, almost got stung there. :P

sure there only boobs

Dyr

pictures of diddies..hee hee

naughto

Lux23 wrote: »

I cant find tops to fit over mine so i normally wear a scarf too. And lads no matter how hard you try you are crap at hiding that you were just staring at my boobs.

pics???????????

shuvly

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This is what we gals get to look at...

Feeky Magee

Damon Microscopic Vinyl wrote: »

Ooooohhhhh... thread redeemed?

Rejection, not redemption, probably. But should be interesting nonetheless. I know which ones are single so there could be a 0.1% chance if I can get one away from the group. I've heard one or two rumours from prior Graduation drinks that 6th years met teachers, so you never know.

Sea Sharp

I just stare at my signature all day instead.

Quackles

I know a woman who stares at my boys every time I talk to her - even if I'm wearing a coat :eek: It kinda does freak me out, yes

peasant

world leading cleavage

starbelgrade

There's a friend of my missus who is obsessed with her knockers - she is convinced that everyone is looking at them the whole time because she thinks that they are amazing & she loves the attention.

One night we were out & she accosted me & said that I could stare away at them all I wanted coz she knew I loved her 'puppies'. On & on - she kept on & on about them, doing my f*cking head in, until I eventually blurted out, "No Michelle, I don't think you have great tits. I think you have massive tits, but not great ones & the only reason that they are massive is because you're a fat bint. So now, can we drop the 'puppies' conversation please?"

We don't speak to each other these days, which suits me fine.

MJOR

It doesn't really bother me if men look at my cleavage as long as they don't try to lick it or dribble on it

Abi

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Girls: Do you purposefully wear low-cut tops to show off the twins?

Nope, because we can.

Do you get creeped out when you know a guy is looking, or is it flattering?

Each woman will have their own take on this, but I don't take offense. If they're on display, a right to have them not looked at is waivered imo. News Flash: Guys like tits.

starbelgrade

MJOR wrote: »

It doesn't really bother me if men look at my cleavage as long as they don't try to lick it or dribble on it

Can't lick it, can't dribble on it - how about sticking the oul lad inbetween? Is that acceptable?

jester77

shuvly wrote: »

builders-crack-150x150.jpg








This is what we gals get to look at...

ah, come on, you can go home and look at cleavage in the mirror all evening. It amazes me how ye can ever get anything done

starbelgrade

shuvly wrote: »

builders-crack-150x150.jpg








This is what we gals get to look at...

I'd go out with me testicles al fresco for all the women to drool over, but the boys in blue wouldn't be too happy about it.

chughes

starbelgrade wrote: »

Can't lick it, can't dribble on it - how about sticking the oul lad inbetween? Is that acceptable?

Why would you want to stick your father between them ? Surely you could think of something better to put there.

fonecrusher1

chughes wrote: »

Why would you want to stick your father between them ? Surely you could think of something better to put there.

Pretty creepy alright.

landsleaving

Abigayle wrote: »

Each woman will have their own take on this, but I don't take offense. If they're on display, a right to have them not looked at is waivered imo. News Flash: Guys like tits.

Right, question answered, back on topic:

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee185/sizzlemcsiz/EpicBoobs.jpg
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/128850639352222342.jpg

Kazuma

peasant wrote: »

world leading cleavage

This picture disturbs me...

The mans awkward smile, the cupping gesture to indicate she's got him by the balls...he's ****ed

Creamy Goodness

i prefer these

Dudess

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Girls: Do you purposefully wear low-cut tops to show off the twins?

Not to show them off, moreso if a top I like happens to be low-cut. That said, I'd never wear a really low-cut top - too uncomfortable.

Do you get creeped out when you know a guy is looking

Nope - unless he's being blatantly lecherous.

or is it flattering?

Yup - unless he's being blatantly lecherous.

Big Nasty

I like boobs, I like cleavage!

I especially like big solid boobs with nice curvage and tasty cleavage!

cian1500ww

MCMLXXV wrote: »

I like boobs, I like cleavage!

I especially like big solid boobs with nice curvage and tasty cleavage!

+1
Can't get enough of boobies :D

Abi

landsleaving wrote: »

Right, question answered

35 posts in, I thought someone should

My name is URL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsmbCWUNEE

phill106

This thread is useless without real pics, taken by feeky of unsuspecting cleavage.
And if its of a certain teacher, all the better!

Feeky Magee

phill106 wrote: »

This thread is useless without real pics, taken by feeky of unsuspecting cleavage.
And if its of a certain teacher, all the better!

If I score on Thursday week, I shall deliver pictures of copious cleavage. Pinky promise.

Tea_Bag

If im looking at your boobs, its because they're jumping out at me, and not because im a perv.