are we due a new saviour for the hip hop game soon?

Yo bitches, this rap is part of tha educational series for all the brovas up there, and it’s called
DON’T BE A GANGSTER.

Don’t be a gangster, cos gangsters are bad.
If you wanna be a gangster, you are just sad.
You will end up in a massive jail,
And in future life you will miserably fail.

Yo, it’s MC Your Momma in da game,
teaching that being a ad boy is totally lame.
Imma laying down rhymes into yo’ head,
Like Lil Wayne, 50 Cent and MC Judge Dredd.
Cos you rap is the only thing that you dig,
You buy those records and feed the capitalist pigs.

It’s MC Your Momma sitting on a tree,
R-A-P-P-I-N-G,
Using Rhyme Creator Version 1.3,
The best Rapping software in the history.
This is the reason why I rhyme,
While all the other rappers struggle and cry.

When you are a gangsta, you aint got no lives,
One bullet is enough to make you die.
Cos the US army invented an invisible gun,
That can get your butt down while you’re on the run.

When you’re in jail, you won’t get laid,
Never get food and never get paid.
Instead of a shower, you’ll be powerhosed,
To clean your body off drugs from ho’s

When you are in jail, life aint sweet.
Any day, you will end up as dead meat.
A burger, a sausage, a ham or a steak,
You will end up in a sanwich in some kid’s lunch break.

Pimping is bad, so is prostitution.
This is drafted in tha EU constitution.
Women have equal status as men,
This is tha law since 1910.

When you’re a gangster, you won’t dodge the law,
there are cameras on every friggin’ door.
Even in the wild the animals are watching,
They can squeal really loud when a gangsta is approaching.

Don’t tag your name out on the wall,
Cos the local authorities won’t be pleased at all.
They don’t find your spraying a work of art,
They will tear your territory apart.

Get an education, motherf!_!cker, you heard me.
A college, a school or a trade.
You will be moulded into a citizen of a higher grade.
You will be another cog in tha machine of the civilisation,
A much needed element in a fight against future alien invasion.

Here is a column from a newspaper page,
Advertising sh1tty job for a minimum wage.
With your criminal record, you don’t deserve anything better.
Go bust your ass writing a CV and cover letter.

When you will get that job,
You will spend your spare time
Eating KFC and watching daytime TV.
Oprah Winfrey, Ricky Lake and Jeremy Kyle,
This sh1t is so depressing you wont wear a smile.
This is what the Man really likes to see,
You being stuck in misery.

When you’ll get that far, you won’t mess with tha law,
Cos you’ll know that their powah is raw.
Sadly, we’re running out of time,
So I must deliver my final line.

Don't be a gangster, cos gangsters are bad.
If you wanna be a gangster, you are just sad.
If you don’t get what I’m saying, you’re a tool,
Too dumb to pass a nursery school.
Go wear a paper bag on your head,
So nobody would know you’re so brain dead.

Makaveli wrote: »

Outkast cheesy? Maybe on parts of The Love Below but that's hardly representative of their catalogue.

greenbetty69 wrote: »

i think wer gonna have to make do with Drake for the next couple years at least.. with wayne in jail its gonna be his time to shine

CiaranMT wrote: »

Never seen an artist in any genre become so irrelevant so quickly.

CiaranMT wrote: »

Yeah. I've no interest in what he's releasing currently, find myself avoiding his older work. But that's just personal opinion.