Ads that make you want to break your TV

Gunnerkid · 12-05-2010 10:51PM

Gunnerkid · 12-05-2010 11:02PM

the frostys add this is really annyoing:

and here is the best remake to it:

bnt · 12-05-2010 11:49PM

Charlie Brooker's Cocks pop up in the most surprising of places ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6VHJclCSLc

quicklickpaddy · 13-05-2010 03:22AM

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Do you ever go out?

Nope. I sit at home all day watching TV and those 3 ads are just on repeat. Including the two that aren't even aired anymore... That everyone else knew...

Being a dick fail.

El Tarangu · 13-05-2010 08:49AM

I'm surprised that no-one has yet mentioned those Vauxhall ads with the creepy puppets

They're not funny or "cool"; just weird and unsettling (are Vauxhall endorsing human/puppet intercourse??)

H.O.T.A.S. · 13-05-2010 10:39AM

Any ad by those cnuts in Halifax, whether it be the dancing employees, stupid four eyed twat singing or the lets have a pretend radio station in our office.

Fcuk off and die a long painful death

Chet Zar · 13-05-2010 10:42AM

I really, REALLY hope it's been mentioned already - but that 'just slipped out for a cheeky Volvic' guy.....oh sweet merciful Magillicuddy just give me 5 minutes alone.....!!!!!

blueser · 13-05-2010 11:10AM

Apologies if it's already been mentioned (too lazy to trawl through the whole thread!), but that little kid's voice saying "zoom zoom" in the Mazda ads. Give me a baseball bat and 10 minutes alone with the marketing 'guru' who thought up that idea!

kilkennykitten · 13-05-2010 11:17AM

The Millionaire Raffle adds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh0CUqJ1HBk

"Wouldn't you love to take him home with you"

Yes so I could KICK HIS STUPID LOOKING HEAD IN

SeaFields · 13-05-2010 11:21AM

Cheeky volvic man will be removing a cheeky bottle from his hole if i ever get the chance :mad:

Morlar · 13-05-2010 11:36AM

Chet Zar wrote: »

'just slipped out for a cheeky Volvic'

ughghghghg. Pretty sure it's been mentioned before but the jedwank ad should be taken out and shot.

antomagoo · 13-05-2010 11:38AM

more the PC screen than the TV but that bloody getoutmore.ie ad at the bottom of the forums with your man Baz is driving me mad, I want to pull him through the screen and smack him.
STOP IT:mad:

quicklickpaddy · 13-05-2010 11:41AM

SeaFields wrote: »

Cheeky volvic man will be removing a cheeky bottle from his hole if i ever get the chance

You like him that much?

SeaFields · 13-05-2010 11:47AM

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

You like him that much?

yes....yes i do!

mojesius · 13-05-2010 11:49AM

GO COMPARE! Lalala, HATE that ad.

ncmc · 13-05-2010 12:36PM

Has been mentioned already, but the Glade ad with the women looking at yer ones rock collection :mad: Who the hell leaves rocks sitting on their sideboard. And how blind to you have to be to mistake a big lump of grey plastic for a rock?

Also the other Glade one where the woman forgets she has people coming round in 10 mins, but everything is ok, cos she has a Glade candle to light. Cut to her guests arriving and she has a load of food out. Did the candle make the fupping food for her??? (Cos that I would buy :pac:)

All air freshener ads are incredibley annoying and crap. Poo in Pauls house being the prime example.

Still, cheeky volvic guy is gonna take some beating. This and the Go Compare ads are the two that I juts HAVE to turn away from.

13-05-2010 12:45PM

Someone mentioned the "radio station" in an office for Halifax ads - the one I really really really hate is that fooken titasauras with her "ISA ISA BABY" oh mrs I'll bate your head in with those headphones you've got on ya!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

whosedaddy? · 13-05-2010 12:49PM

Ads? Torrents don't have Ads

Yes any of those Fabreeze ads are just soo annoying..
Suppose "open you fcuking windows" doesn't sell products..

only outclassed by the already mentioned Harvey Norman ad.

Conor OH! · 13-05-2010 01:22PM

that stupid new "nicorette lozenges" ad with the g!mp with the HORRIBLE voice saying he just "pops one when i feel like having a cigarette" AAAAAAARGH!

infuriating!

funlovintapir · 13-05-2010 02:05PM

the citroen "ANTI-RETRO" ad with footage of John Lennon in it, with a really unconvincing fake voiceover, talking about being original. then they show the car and its a wholly unoriginal boring car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ph4rZU0Ns4

and another beatles related one thats always on sky news - the budweiser one with the disgustingly twee chirpy cover of 'altogether now'. it drives me mad.

ForceOfNature · 13-05-2010 03:34PM

i know its on radio but i cant believe no-one has mentioned the right price tiles ad and that plank daft dave:mad:

also that one where phil mitchell goes into the shop and buys the swiss roll:mad:

13-05-2010 08:25PM

the child on the chocolate cake ad. I don't know who makes it but the child is seriously on drugs or something. "Oh I'm hungry thinking about it already" in some sing-song slow creepy voice.

:mad:
And the other one with the stupid child trying to fit a tricycle into the dishwasher and the mother just standing there grinning stupidly at him.

MJOR · 13-05-2010 08:30PM

harvey norman, the glade advert and the halifax

Sophisticated6y · 13-05-2010 08:58PM

That b**** on the vanish ad, mrs if you come into my house like that without any warning the last thing i'd be worried about is stains on my son's tennis shirt.

The Wayne Rooney vs Wayne Rooney powerade ad. It'd make you wish you were blind.

Or the petis flous one, "kids will always be kids" well...no they wont. They'll grow up and stop bothering mums or whatever she says. That ad just bothers me!

DepecheHead101 · 13-05-2010 09:02PM

Have to echo the anger at John Lennon's image being falsified to shill a ****ing car.

GTE · 13-05-2010 09:12PM

All of them already said Im sure.

The tool from the Volvic ad.
The tool from the Christmas Meteor ad.
The tool from the Vodaphone white Christmas ad.
Those tools from France who sell bad cars but make good rally cars and their latest ad campaign.
Those Jedward tools just because they are absolute tools
Cash for Gold toolette
Wimax because the song is stupid and Im sure someone involved in that is a tool
Anything to do with the tool on tool combo of jordan and peter andre
That little bearded jackass in the Eircom add, feckin ugh\
George hook and his sky plus adds, would he soak up that spit before he talks for damnations sake!
My ex, shes an ad for . . right wrong thread. . .

EDIT:

bluewolf wrote: »

the child on the chocolate cake ad. I don't know who makes it but the child is seriously on drugs or something. "Oh I'm hungry thinking about it already" in some sing-song slow creepy voice. :mad:.

The way he speaks reminds me of Salad Fingers
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

haha, those few first lines are pefect for that kid.

Ulysses Gaze · 13-05-2010 09:18PM

The Autoglass ads - the song does my head in.

Any of those 11890/1188 ads

The 8 second Windows Explorer 8 ads.

The Envirophone ad. WONGA!!!

shurl · 13-05-2010 09:21PM

Lukekul wrote: »

"It's by Glade you know" -- oh the fury, that and S C Johnson, a family company. Come here until I end you :mad:

Yeah what is up with that line on all their ads?
It's like we're not to sure if we should buy it or not....

--- oh my god! It's by GLADE!

Must buy two in case one breaks!!!

Head wrecking!

kdave · 13-05-2010 09:23PM

I hardly ever have to buy fairy liquid

13-05-2010 09:41PM

bbk wrote: »

EDIT:

The way he speaks reminds me of Salad Fingers
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

haha, those few first lines are pefect for that kid.

That's him EXACTLY!! haha

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