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Why contemplate life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger sit

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I spent a day just to ponder the words, that I would write to you this day, but it's all too great, my revelate
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p

    Good music is subjective!

    Edit : That don't make me a frames fan...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "Heifer whines could be human cries
    Closer comes the screaming knife
    This beautiful creature must die
    This beautiful creature must die
    A death for a reason
    And death a reason is burgers

    And the flesh you so fancifully fry
    Is succulent, tasty and fried
    It's death for a reason
    And death for a reason is burgers


    And the calf that you carve with a smile?
    It is burger
    And the turkey you festively slice?
    Turkey burger
    Do you know how animals die?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p

    What difference does it make?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Some girls are bigger than others


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds

    And if the people stare then the people stare


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Some 9-year old tough who peddles drugs
    I swear to God
    I swear : I never even knew what drugs were
    Oh ...
    So, I broke into the headshop
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear Mary Harney"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Some girls are bigger than others

    Ooooh I Say


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Some 9-year old tough who peddles drugs
    I swear to God
    I swear : I never even knew what drugs were
    Oh ...
    So, I broke into the headshop
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear Mary Harney"

    We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 836 ✭✭✭fruvai


    And if you ever need self-validation
    Just meet me in the alley by the
    Railway station


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    UGH - the Frames. Hang the f*cking DJ.
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p

    Last night, I dreamt somebody loved me :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    And if you have five seconds to spare,
    Then I'll tell you the story of my life...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    fruvai wrote: »
    And if you ever need self-validation
    Just meet me in the alley by the
    Railway station

    Its written all over my face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    And if you have five seconds to spare,
    Then I'll tell you the story of my life...

    All men have secrets and here is mine so let it be known


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Some girls are bigger than others

    Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Last night, I dreamt somebody loved me :mad:

    You just haven't earned it yet, baby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    And if you have five seconds to spare,
    Then I'll tell you the story of my life...

    Sixteen, clumsy and shy

    Time over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

    Under the iron bridge we kissed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    orourkeda wrote: »
    He's just a jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place.

    Haha,i always thought he was a jumped up country boy!! :o

    Learn something new every day!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I like it here can I stay?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I like it here can I stay?

    Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    This tbh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    William, it was really nothing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Jaysus, but I do <3 The Smiths. :o

    Good man, OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I crashed down on the crossbar
    And the pain was enough to make
    A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect
    And plan a mass murder


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    stovelid wrote: »
    Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber?

    Dont blame the sweet and tender hooligan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    ksimpson wrote: »
    William, it was really nothing

    Well this is true, and yet it's false?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    You just haven't earned it yet, baby.

    Bigmouth strikes again :rolleyes:

    Sorry :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I like it here can I stay?

    Would you like to marry me and if you like you can buy the ring


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