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Why contemplate life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger sit

  • 12-05-2010 10:35pm
    #1
    214horatio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭


    :cool:


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  • #2
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Is that you, Jeane?


  • #3
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I'll be wanting royalties for this thread.

    And it's "pamper life's complexities" and "seat", not "sit".


  • #4
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    214horatio wrote: »
    :cool:

    I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.


  • #5
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    pamper....seat !


  • #6
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Is it a full moon tonight or something??
    Very strange people about..


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  • #7
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Frankly Mr Shankly IBTL.


  • #8
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    214horatio wrote: »
    :cool:
    Cool story bro.


  • #9
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Is it a full moon tonight or something??
    Very strange people about..
    Someone's taken an interesting drug, I'd wager...


  • #10
    Tropheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Puntured bycycle on the hillside, desolate......


  • #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I'll be wanting royalties for this thread.

    And it's "pamper life's complexities" and "seat", not "sit".

    He's just a jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place.


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  • #12
    phelixoflaherty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,477 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    I would go out tonight but I haven't got the right software


  • #13
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Plagiarism begins at...


  • #14
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Puntured bycycle on the hillside, desolate......

    This man said its gruesome that someone so handsome should care.


  • #15
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Dudess wrote: »
    Someone's taken an interesting drug, I'd wager...
    15 minutes with you, I wouldn't say no.


  • #16
    Tropheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know it's serious.....


  • #17
    214horatio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭214horatio


    oh jeane the low life has lost its appeal and im tired of walking these streets with a room with its cupboards bare


  • #18
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    This joke isn't funny anymore.


  • #19
    JohnnyChimpo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭JohnnyChimpo


    Godamnit you people. It's "ponder", not "pamper", and definitely not "contemplate".


  • #20
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    JohnnyChimpo wrote: »
    Godamnit you people. It's "ponder", not "pamper", and definitely not "contemplate".
    It's "pamper".

    <<<<<<I should know.


  • #21
    214horatio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭214horatio


    oh jeane theres ice on the sink were we bathe so how can you call these a home when you know its a grave


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  • #22
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    JohnnyChimpo wrote: »
    Godamnit you people. It's "ponder", not "pamper", and definitely not "contemplate".
    Thorn in your side?


  • #23
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    JohnnyChimpo wrote: »
    Godamnit you people. It's "ponder", not "pamper", and definitely not "contemplate".

    You didn't ponder that one long enough.


  • #24
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I am the son
    and the heir
    of a headshop that is criminally vulgar
    I am the son
    and heir
    of nothing in particular.


  • #25
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Yore Marr.


  • #26
    Tropheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Let me, let me get what I want this time


  • #27
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way


  • #28
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I spent a day just to ponder the words, that I would write to you this day, but it's all too great, my revelate


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd like to drop my trousers to the world


  • #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I spent a day just to ponder the words, that I would write to you this day, but it's all too great, my revelate

    UGH - the Frames. Hang the f*cking DJ.


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  • #31
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'd like to drop my trousers to the world

    Tehe, slender means....


  • #32
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I spent a day just to ponder the words, that I would write to you this day, but it's all too great, my revelate
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p


  • #33
    Tropheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds


  • #34
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p

    Good music is subjective!

    Edit : That don't make me a frames fan...


  • #35
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "Heifer whines could be human cries
    Closer comes the screaming knife
    This beautiful creature must die
    This beautiful creature must die
    A death for a reason
    And death a reason is burgers

    And the flesh you so fancifully fry
    Is succulent, tasty and fried
    It's death for a reason
    And death for a reason is burgers


    And the calf that you carve with a smile?
    It is burger
    And the turkey you festively slice?
    Turkey burger
    Do you know how animals die?


  • #36
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p

    What difference does it make?


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  • #37
    Tropheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Some girls are bigger than others


  • #38
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds

    And if the people stare then the people stare


  • #39
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Some 9-year old tough who peddles drugs
    I swear to God
    I swear : I never even knew what drugs were
    Oh ...
    So, I broke into the headshop
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear Mary Harney"


  • #40
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Some girls are bigger than others

    Ooooh I Say


  • #41
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Some 9-year old tough who peddles drugs
    I swear to God
    I swear : I never even knew what drugs were
    Oh ...
    So, I broke into the headshop
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear Mary Harney"

    We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things


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  • #42
    fruvai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 836 ✭✭✭fruvai


    And if you ever need self-validation
    Just meet me in the alley by the
    Railway station


  • #43
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    UGH - the Frames. Hang the f*cking DJ.
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Start a Frames thread if you want. This is for good music.:p

    Last night, I dreamt somebody loved me :mad:


  • #44
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    And if you have five seconds to spare,
    Then I'll tell you the story of my life...


  • #45
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    fruvai wrote: »
    And if you ever need self-validation
    Just meet me in the alley by the
    Railway station

    Its written all over my face.


  • #46
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    And if you have five seconds to spare,
    Then I'll tell you the story of my life...

    All men have secrets and here is mine so let it be known


  • #47
    Tropheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Some girls are bigger than others

    Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers


  • #48
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Last night, I dreamt somebody loved me :mad:

    You just haven't earned it yet, baby.


  • #49
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    And if you have five seconds to spare,
    Then I'll tell you the story of my life...

    Sixteen, clumsy and shy

    Time over.


  • #50
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ksimpson wrote: »
    Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

    Under the iron bridge we kissed.


  • #51
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    orourkeda wrote: »
    He's just a jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place.

    Haha,i always thought he was a jumped up country boy!! :o

    Learn something new every day!


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