Where and how did you meet your current girlfriend?

ilovebiology · 05-05-2010 06:46AM #1

Hey guys, so how did you meet you current girlfriend? Where did you meet? What did you say to her, when you met her initially? I'm so bored and can't sleep! Entertain me someone!

IvySlayer · 05-05-2010 06:48AM

I'm single

/cries

Doc · 05-05-2010 06:51AM

At the end of my right arm.

(Thanks for reminding me I’m going to die alone

)

The_B_Man · 05-05-2010 06:52AM

"How much for the full works? Will it cost extra for some philadelphia cheese spread on the baps?"

ilovebiology · 05-05-2010 06:52AM

Doc wrote: »

At the end of my right arm.

(Thanks for reminding me I’m going to die alone )

You won't die alone! Be positive dear

Doc · 05-05-2010 06:53AM

ilovebiology wrote: »

You won't die alone! Be positive dear

ASL

ilovebiology · 05-05-2010 06:53AM

The_B_Man wrote: »

"How much for the full works? Will it cost extra for some philadelphia cheese spread on the baps?"

It's a done deal! Fill us in!

The_B_Man · 05-05-2010 06:55AM

lol ye there was plenty of filling alright! A nice chunk of meat!

Rabies · 05-05-2010 07:05AM

ilovebiology wrote: »

Hey guys, so how did you meet you current girlfriend? Where did you meet? What did you say to her, when you met her initially? I'm so bored and can't sleep! Entertain me someone!

I'm single.
But current girl I'm not seeing, but in contact with a lot and meet with a bit and go out here and here... She picked me up :cool:
She approached me, we talked and she left her number with one of my bouncers.

Girls should approach guys more.

Doc · 05-05-2010 07:09AM

The_B_Man wrote: »

lol ye there was plenty of filling alright! A nice chunk of meat!

You strapped a chunk of meat to you’re cock to fill up the space?

...(Too much?)

m@cc@ · 05-05-2010 07:13AM

I met her in a club down in old Soho.

Doc wrote: »

You strapped a chunk of meat to you’re cock to fill up the space?

...(Too much?)

A strap-on? Dirty bastard!

Absurdum · 05-05-2010 07:24AM

www.brides.ru ... Mastercard

Doc · 05-05-2010 07:30AM

m@cc@ wrote: »

A strap-on? Dirty bastard!

I was thinking more along the lines of wrapping a stake around what God gave him to fill up the gaps that would otherwise be there.

Mackman · 05-05-2010 08:00AM

Myspace, at least it was useful for something anyway

Zascar · 05-05-2010 08:14AM

Uuggh, typical After Hours rubbish -14 replies and mostly dribble. OP try a different forum if you want decent answers.

I met mine through a friend of a friend...

Absurdum · 05-05-2010 08:17AM

OP should apologise for forcing people to read and reply to this amiright

homerjay2005 · 05-05-2010 08:36AM

we met in a pub/club........same place i have met any previous girlfriend also.

Kasabian · 05-05-2010 08:50AM

In a shop , our eyes met across the frozen veg

PK2008 · 05-05-2010 09:21AM

lonad wrote: »

In a shop , our eyes met across the frozen meat and veg

FYP

Pauleta · 05-05-2010 09:30AM

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

pickarooney · 05-05-2010 10:21AM

Rabies wrote: »

I'm single.
But current girl I'm not seeing, but in contact with a lot and meet with a bit and go out here and here... She picked me up :cool:
She approached me, we talked and she left her number with one of my bouncers.

Girls should approach guys more.

But did you do a number on one of her bouncers? Eh? Eh? Say no more!

chopperbyrne · 05-05-2010 10:31AM

At a Boards Beers.

Renn · 05-05-2010 11:56AM

Please tell me that's a serious post.

Bolag_the_2nd · 05-05-2010 12:23PM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

At a Boards Beers.

did you have your beer goggles on? :rolleyes:

Bonito · 05-05-2010 12:46PM

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

did you have your beer goggles on? :rolleyes:

Burrrrnnnnnnnn. :P Feisty!

Max Power1 · 05-05-2010 12:48PM

homerjay2005 wrote: »

we met in a pub/club........same place i have met any previous girlfriend also.

+1

NothingMan · 05-05-2010 12:59PM

She went to college with a friend. Met her a few times. Finally hooked up on Paddy's day 2006 after 3 days of heavy drinking when I was in her friends spare bed wearing nothing but a shamrock thong and she got in beside me. She said it was the only place left to sleep, but noone could resist me in a thong. Nice story to tell the grandkids.

funk-you · 05-05-2010 01:02PM

Zascar wrote: »

Uuggh, typical After Hours rubbish -14 replies and mostly dribble. OP try a different forum if you want decent answers.

I met mine through a friend of a friend...

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

05-05-2010 01:34PM

funk-you wrote: »

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

Did you funk her?

Renn · 05-05-2010 03:06PM

funk-you wrote: »

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

How the hell is his post consider being too high brow?

Tbh he's just stating the obvious.

pickarooney · 05-05-2010 03:08PM

funk-you wrote: »

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

Murder her friends and abduct her. Nice... might try that.

Where and how did you meet your current girlfriend?

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