Where and how did you meet your current girlfriend?

ilovebiology

Hey guys, so how did you meet you current girlfriend? Where did you meet? What did you say to her, when you met her initially? I'm so bored and can't sleep! Entertain me someone!

IvySlayer

I'm single

/cries

Doc

At the end of my right arm.

(Thanks for reminding me I’m going to die alone )

The_B_Man

"How much for the full works? Will it cost extra for some philadelphia cheese spread on the baps?"

ilovebiology

Doc wrote: »

At the end of my right arm.

(Thanks for reminding me I’m going to die alone )

You won't die alone! Be positive dear

Doc

ilovebiology wrote: »

You won't die alone! Be positive dear

ASL

ilovebiology

The_B_Man wrote: »

"How much for the full works? Will it cost extra for some philadelphia cheese spread on the baps?"

It's a done deal! Fill us in!

The_B_Man

lol ye there was plenty of filling alright! A nice chunk of meat!

Rabies

ilovebiology wrote: »

Hey guys, so how did you meet you current girlfriend? Where did you meet? What did you say to her, when you met her initially? I'm so bored and can't sleep! Entertain me someone!

I'm single.
But current girl I'm not seeing, but in contact with a lot and meet with a bit and go out here and here... She picked me up :cool:
She approached me, we talked and she left her number with one of my bouncers.

Girls should approach guys more.

Doc

The_B_Man wrote: »

lol ye there was plenty of filling alright! A nice chunk of meat!

You strapped a chunk of meat to you’re cock to fill up the space?


...(Too much?)

m@cc@

I met her in a club down in old Soho.

Doc wrote: »

You strapped a chunk of meat to you’re cock to fill up the space?





...(Too much?)

A strap-on? Dirty bastard!

Absurdum

www.brides.ru ... Mastercard

Doc

m@cc@ wrote: »

A strap-on? Dirty bastard!

I was thinking more along the lines of wrapping a stake around what God gave him to fill up the gaps that would otherwise be there.

Mackman

Myspace, at least it was useful for something anyway

Zascar

Uuggh, typical After Hours rubbish -14 replies and mostly dribble. OP try a different forum if you want decent answers.

I met mine through a friend of a friend...

Absurdum

OP should apologise for forcing people to read and reply to this amiright

homerjay2005

we met in a pub/club........same place i have met any previous girlfriend also.

Kasabian

In a shop , our eyes met across the frozen veg

PK2008

lonad wrote: »

In a shop , our eyes met across the frozen meat and veg

FYP

Pauleta

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

pickarooney

Rabies wrote: »

I'm single.
But current girl I'm not seeing, but in contact with a lot and meet with a bit and go out here and here... She picked me up :cool:
She approached me, we talked and she left her number with one of my bouncers.

Girls should approach guys more.

But did you do a number on one of her bouncers? Eh? Eh? Say no more!

chopperbyrne

At a Boards Beers.

Renn

Please tell me that's a serious post.

Bolag_the_2nd

chopperbyrne wrote: »

At a Boards Beers.

did you have your beer goggles on? :rolleyes:

Bonito

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

did you have your beer goggles on? :rolleyes:

Burrrrnnnnnnnn. :P Feisty!

Max Power1

homerjay2005 wrote: »

we met in a pub/club........same place i have met any previous girlfriend also.

+1

NothingMan

She went to college with a friend. Met her a few times. Finally hooked up on Paddy's day 2006 after 3 days of heavy drinking when I was in her friends spare bed wearing nothing but a shamrock thong and she got in beside me. She said it was the only place left to sleep, but noone could resist me in a thong. Nice story to tell the grandkids.

funk-you

Zascar wrote: »

Uuggh, typical After Hours rubbish -14 replies and mostly dribble. OP try a different forum if you want decent answers.

I met mine through a friend of a friend...

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

funk-you

funk-you wrote: »

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

Did you funk her?

Renn

funk-you wrote: »

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

How the hell is his post consider being too high brow? Tbh he's just stating the obvious.

pickarooney

funk-you wrote: »

Uuggh, typical I'm too high brow for After Hours but read and post here anyway. Op, if you want a picture of when this was all just fields full of genuine wit give Zascar a call.

I met mine in Temple Bar, she's not from Dublin and was lost so I helped her try find her friends and then brought her to a party.

-Funk

Murder her friends and abduct her. Nice... might try that.

Irishcrx

Met her at a friends house a few years ago, I was with one of her mates at the time and she swears she can't remember me talking to her that night. Saw her again a few weeks later when me and the other yoke were breaking up and she had the maddest haircut I ever saw, hairdresser butchered her lovely long hair to this half length half blonde in the middle custard like thing and she had it hid under a hat...I thought it was gas and we hit it off, dumped the other one and asked her out that was 7 years ago...............................jesus!

Sykk

Went to school with her, I was with another bird back then.. So a few years later I FB'd her and here we are.. 2 months later.

smegmar

I shot her in the back with a gun....three times.

a friend of mine brought her out with us for a game of airsoft, she was on my team and all.

Gang of Gin

Doc wrote: »

You strapped a chunk of meat to you’re cock to fill up the space?


...(Too much?)

Hahahaha.

NC27

I met my love by the gasworks wall

Gang of Gin

An alley by a railway station. Apparently I was looking for self-validation. Oooh.

Carl Sagan

She's my best friends sister. Hate to be him.

seamus

I don't have a girlfriend....My wife would kill me.

BBDBB

when you say "meet"...........does watching her through night vision goggles count??:eek:








Im asking for a friend......ahem

funk-you

Deleted User wrote: »

Did you funk her?

I'm too much of a gentleman to say...

-Funk

orourkeda

Gang of Gin wrote: »

An alley by a railway station. Apparently I was looking for self-validation. Oooh.

Yeah. It's written all over your face

PeterIanStaker

Arthur's Day

ChocolateSauce

Nimhneach.

How? Eh.....

cloneslad

we had the same group of friends in college. I thought she had her head stuck up her own ass (not literally) when I first met her, and for the next few times after that too. that was in 2nd year. Ended up going with her when we were in 3rd year.

Been with her 6years this year, my initial impression hasn't changed much if i'm honest :P

itsallaboutheL

I met my last ex when my buddy was introducing his new flame to us.....


mwaaahaaahaahaa.


/stud

admiralofthefleet

in work