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Why do fat people like wedges so much?

  • 04-05-2010 04:07PM
    #1
    poodles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭


    There's nothing sicker that having to see a fat person eating from a box of wedges and licking their fingers in delight.

    How can people let themselves go that bad?


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  • #2
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I hate wedges.


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I hate when people mess with poodles and paint them pink and shít.


  • #4
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Its the other way around. people who like wedges end up fat.


  • #5
    The Gnome
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    poodles wrote: »
    There's nothing sicker...

    Pretty sure you need a harder look at the Internet my friend.


  • #6
    big_show
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭big_show


    You've just gone and insulted tar.aldarions main food stuff, your in for now....
    Wedges that is.....not fat people....but i did hear a story once.....


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  • #7
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    I remember once getting wedges. I put one in my mouth and bit into it.....it burst open and was basically hollow but full of rotten cooking oil. I nearly got sick.

    I'm sure a fat person would have loved it though...


  • #8
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    I like wedges.. :(


  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Personally I prefer a nice block of lard with aromat seasoning sprinkled on top, dipped in butter and then deep-fried.




    DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!


  • #10
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Jesus! Just because their grand canyon ass crack makes there boxers/granny knickers look like a g-string it doesn't mean they like wedges! :mad:


  • #11
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    It rude to stare at people when their trying to eat.


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  • #12
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    I'm not fat and I love wedges.


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Trashbat wrote: »
    It rude to stare at people when their trying to eat.
    Trying to eat? How do you try to eat? Do you just stick it to your face in the hope it goes into your mouth? :confused:


  • #14
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Wreck wrote: »
    I'm not fat and I love wedges.

    Give it time


  • #15
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    i like wedges... fat people like wedges... therefore I am fat?


  • #16
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Trashbat wrote: »
    It rude to stare at people when their trying to eat.

    It's sometimes difficult not to come across as staring, seeing as their tank asses take up such a large percentage of my field of vision. Sometimes the only way not to look a them is to close my eyes. :pac:


  • #17
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    Trying to eat? How do you try to eat? Do you just stick it to your face in the hope it goes into your mouth? :confused:

    I eat from back to front


  • #18
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    lonad wrote: »
    I eat from back to front

    Brown to pink??

    Dude!


  • #19
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    poodles wrote: »
    There's nothing sicker that having to see a fat person eating from a box of wedges and licking their fingers in delight.

    No, there's nothing worse than intolerance against people who aren't doing you or anyone else any harm.


  • #20
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    the wedge is a very useful shape, as it can be used to help said fat person roll over


  • #21
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    lonad wrote: »
    I eat from back to front

    That’s very unhygienic.


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  • #22
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I hate wedges even more than I did in post 2, and I also hate poodles, although they would probably taste better.


  • #23
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Hey leave the fat people alone!! They're just big boned!


  • #24
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    Kiera wrote: »
    Trying to eat? How do you try to eat? Do you just stick it to your face in the hope it goes into your mouth? :confused:

    Attempting to eat, but not being in a position to comfortably do so because of some slack jawed gawker.

    See also:
    -trying to sleep when someone is making noise


  • #25
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Do fat kids still get wedgies? Bless.


  • #26
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    That’s very unhygienic.

    I have built up a resistance


  • #27
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Trashbat wrote: »
    Attempting to eat, but not being in a position to comfortably do so because of some slack jawed gawker.

    See also:
    -trying to sleep when someone is making noise
    Do the people who are trying to sleep stick food to their face too? :confused:
    lonad wrote: »
    I have built up a resistance
    I'd say so with all the crustyness :o


  • #28
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    Kiera wrote: »
    Do the people who are trying to sleep stick food to their face too? :confused:

    Yes. Thats exactly what they do.


  • #29
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    poodles wrote: »
    There's nothing sicker that having to see a fat person eating from a box of wedges and licking their fingers in delight.

    There is.....

    ....watching some stick-thin wannabe eating them and then throwing them up earlier.


  • #30
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    Do the people who are trying to sleep stick food to their face too? :confused:


    I'd say so with all the crustyness :o

    Ah Kiera thats just bad , here have a banana :P


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  • #31
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Maybe because they think they are healthier alternative to chips? I doubt they are but if you bake them they ain't so greasy.


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