Why do fat people like wedges so much?

poodles

There's nothing sicker that having to see a fat person eating from a box of wedges and licking their fingers in delight.

How can people let themselves go that bad?

ejmaztec

I hate wedges.

Kiera

I hate when people mess with poodles and paint them pink and shít.

thetonynator

Its the other way around. people who like wedges end up fat.

The Gnome

poodles wrote: »

There's nothing sicker...

Pretty sure you need a harder look at the Internet my friend.

big_show

You've just gone and insulted tar.aldarions main food stuff, your in for now....

Wedges that is.....not fat people....but i did hear a story once.....

Noopti

I remember once getting wedges. I put one in my mouth and bit into it.....it burst open and was basically hollow but full of rotten cooking oil. I nearly got sick.

I'm sure a fat person would have loved it though...

liah

I like wedges..

AnonoBoy

Personally I prefer a nice block of lard with aromat seasoning sprinkled on top, dipped in butter and then deep-fried.




DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!

Bonito

Jesus! Just because their grand canyon ass crack makes there boxers/granny knickers look like a g-string it doesn't mean they like wedges! :mad:

Trashbat

It rude to stare at people when their trying to eat.

Wreck

I'm not fat and I love wedges.

Kiera

Trashbat wrote: »

It rude to stare at people when their trying to eat.

Trying to eat? How do you try to eat? Do you just stick it to your face in the hope it goes into your mouth?

Kasabian

Wreck wrote: »

I'm not fat and I love wedges.

Give it time

Max Power1

i like wedges... fat people like wedges... therefore I am fat?

Fizman

Trashbat wrote: »

It rude to stare at people when their trying to eat.

It's sometimes difficult not to come across as staring, seeing as their tank asses take up such a large percentage of my field of vision. Sometimes the only way not to look a them is to close my eyes. :pac:

Kasabian

Kiera wrote: »

Trying to eat? How do you try to eat? Do you just stick it to your face in the hope it goes into your mouth?

I eat from back to front

Fizman

lonad wrote: »

I eat from back to front

Brown to pink??

Dude!

CreepingDeath

poodles wrote: »

There's nothing sicker that having to see a fat person eating from a box of wedges and licking their fingers in delight.

No, there's nothing worse than intolerance against people who aren't doing you or anyone else any harm.

Herb Powell

the wedge is a very useful shape, as it can be used to help said fat person roll over

Kiera

lonad wrote: »

I eat from back to front

That’s very unhygienic.

ejmaztec

I hate wedges even more than I did in post 2, and I also hate poodles, although they would probably taste better.

jd007

Hey leave the fat people alone!! They're just big boned!

Trashbat

Kiera wrote: »

Trying to eat? How do you try to eat? Do you just stick it to your face in the hope it goes into your mouth?

Attempting to eat, but not being in a position to comfortably do so because of some slack jawed gawker.

See also:
-trying to sleep when someone is making noise

pickarooney

Do fat kids still get wedgies? Bless.

Kasabian

Kiera wrote: »

That’s very unhygienic.

I have built up a resistance

Kiera

Trashbat wrote: »

Attempting to eat, but not being in a position to comfortably do so because of some slack jawed gawker.

See also:
-trying to sleep when someone is making noise

Do the people who are trying to sleep stick food to their face too?

lonad wrote: »

I have built up a resistance

I'd say so with all the crustyness

Trashbat

Kiera wrote: »

Do the people who are trying to sleep stick food to their face too?

Yes. Thats exactly what they do.

Liam Byrne

poodles wrote: »

There's nothing sicker that having to see a fat person eating from a box of wedges and licking their fingers in delight.

There is.....

....watching some stick-thin wannabe eating them and then throwing them up earlier.

Kasabian

Kiera wrote: »

Do the people who are trying to sleep stick food to their face too?


I'd say so with all the crustyness

Ah Kiera thats just bad , here have a banana :P

Lux23

Maybe because they think they are healthier alternative to chips? I doubt they are but if you bake them they ain't so greasy.

Kiera

Trashbat wrote: »

Yes. Thats exactly what they do.

People are weird.

lonad wrote: »

Ah Kiera thats just bad , here have a banana :P

No thanks, bananas make me hyper. Got a cucumber?

poodles

CreepingDeath wrote: »

No, there's nothing worse than intolerance against people who aren't doing you or anyone else any harm.

It's their choice to be fat I suppose.

But she was doing me harm because she was stinking - in the sense of BO and in the sense they were eating stinking wedges while everyone else in the dole queue had to smell it.

poodles

Liam Byrne wrote: »

There is.....

....watching some stick-thin wannabe eating them and then throwing them up earlier.

So you've often seen a stick-thin person throw up? (in public too?)

Good lad.

Kasabian

Kiera wrote: »

People are weird.


No thanks, bananas make me hyper. Got a cucumber?

For you dear I have a green grocers

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I rather babies, nyom nyom nyom...

thetonynator

Some proper wedges ( i.e. from a restaurant, not your local centra) are nice but the ones from the deli counter in a garage or supermarket are actually disgusting. And if you eat them you can taste it in your mouth for hours afterwards . . . .

StormWarrior

I weigh 42 stone and I don't eat wedges. I achieved my generous proportions solely with the aid of kfc and cream cakes.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

StormWarrior wrote: »

I weigh 42 stone and I don't eat wedges. I achieved my generous proportions solely with the aid of kfc and cream cakes.

DO NOT WANT!!!

Liam Byrne

poodles wrote: »

So you've often seen a stick-thin person throw up? (in public too?)

Yup! Plenty of times!

Normally dressed to the nines and eating wedges from some chipper @ 3am, and I have to witness it because they can't hold their drink and are too stupid to realise that puking in public isn't cool.

And yes, it's MUCH worse than the prejudiced question posed by the OP, because it's even more avoidable by the individual.

Kiera

Athena Green Letter wrote: »

DO NOT WANT!!!

Thou doth protest too much, methinks :P

FlutterinBantam

Kiera wrote: »

I hate when people mess with poodles and paint them pink and shít.

They don't paint them, they dye them.

WTF!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Kiera wrote: »

Thou doth protest too much, methinks :P

Thou maketh my braineth hurteth

Kiera

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

They don't paint them, they dye them.

WTF!

Knew you'd pick up on that post as it had the word shít in it :rolleyes:

Athena Green Letter wrote: »

Thou maketh my braineth hurteth

My work here is done

StormWarrior

Athena Green Letter wrote: »

Thou maketh my braineth hurteth

I can tell you fancy me, you don't need to try and hide it. Lucky for you I'm available. Where would you like to meet? I can't walk very far though, and I shouldn't really leave the house as I don't have any clothes. You could come over to mine if you like. Bring cake.

JONJO THE MISER

I loves my wedges, i gets a good deal on them in my local Londis.

consultech

Walking makes you fat moreso than wedges. I always see fat people out walking...

Deus Ex Machina

Trashbat wrote: »

It rude to stare at people when their trying to eat.

Perhaps I am being pedantic, but jesus christ man, it's they're, not their.

poodles

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Yup! Plenty of times!

Normally dressed to the nines and eating wedges from some chipper @ 3am, and I have to witness it because they can't hold their drink and are too stupid to realise that puking in public isn't cool.

And yes, it's MUCH worse than the prejudiced question posed by the OP, because it's even more avoidable by the individual.

Well Jesus, if we start bringing alcohol then lets compare like with like and a huge fat body stuffing their mouths and pockets with cheeseburgers is much worse, yea.

poodles

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Perhaps I am being pedantic, but jesus christ man, it's they're, not their.

Your not...

It amazes me that some people can't distinguish

They probably didn't listen in class.

Any ever year the results in English LC seem to improve yoy

ejmaztec

consultech wrote: »

Walking makes you fat moreso than wedges. I always see fat people out walking...

That's because it's the wedge-hunting season, and this brings them out in packs. You can tell when they spot a herd of wedges, because they immediately start power-walking.