Strange thoughs that you think of when your boreed?

msg11 · 03-05-2010 08:18PM #1

The reason for this thread is this.

I have a single bed and was thinking to myself just there that if I got a double bed it would fit perfect between the wall and the other bed.

And all sorts of great things will come, I could have two ladies in the bed.

I could sleep any way in this bed.

Now the mother thinks I am mad, but this just might work. I am on to a winner here.

What do you think of out of the blue when you are bored.

IvySlayer · 03-05-2010 08:22PM

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

What if I put a 2 euro coin in the blender?

Why can't chickens quack?

Diabhal Beag · 03-05-2010 08:23PM

How much money it would take to kill somebody

Einhard · 03-05-2010 08:24PM

msg11 wrote: »

Now the mother thinks I am mad, but this just might work. I am on to a winner here.

You did tell her about the amount of extra girls ye could squeeze into the bed right??

msg11 · 03-05-2010 08:24PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

You could always try and find a see threw fridge, would soon answer that one!

IvySlayer · 03-05-2010 08:24PM

msg11 wrote: »

The reason for this thread is this.

I have a single bed and was thinking to myself just there that if I got a double bed it would fit perfect between the wall and the other bed. And all sorts of great things will come, I could have two ladies in the bed.

I could sleep any way in this bed.

Now the mother thinks I am mad, but this just might work. I am on to a winner here.

What do you think of out of the blue when you are bored.

msg11 · 03-05-2010 08:25PM

Einhard wrote: »

You did tell her about the amount of extra girls ye could squeeze into the bed right??

No, it was left out. She would form the impression of wild orgys etc.. 2 is Min, 5 would be a max.

FearDark · 03-05-2010 08:26PM

Figs... Fig Rolls...

Etc.

Professey Chin · 03-05-2010 08:27PM

If you go to the exact north or south pole, and start moving in a big circle around it,does the speed youre changing time zones at make it officially time travel?

artanevilla · 03-05-2010 08:28PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

No, there's a swich you can press yourself that the door normally would when closed, it turns the light off.

starbelgrade · 03-05-2010 08:29PM

Is it possible to kill yourself with a really foul, intoxicating fart?

IvySlayer · 03-05-2010 08:29PM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

If you go to the exact north or south pole, and start moving in a big circle around it,does the speed youre changing time zones at make it officially time travel?

No....If I went to Spain does it mean I went an hour back in time? No, they just have a different time zone!

Einhard · 03-05-2010 08:29PM

msg11 wrote: »

No, it was left out. She would form the impression of wild orgys etc.. 2 is Min, 5 would be a max.

Yup, ever since I got my double bed it's been nothing but orgies all over the place. Gets a bit tiresome after a while though...

IvySlayer · 03-05-2010 08:30PM

artanevilla wrote: »

No, there's a swich you can press yourself that the door normally would when closed, it turns the light off.

I won't believe it until I see it from the inside.

AnonoBoy · 03-05-2010 08:31PM

I wonder if there's anything interesting posted on After Hours......

..... oh turns out there isn't.

What's on TV so?

msg11 · 03-05-2010 08:31PM

Einhard wrote: »

Yup, ever since I got my double bed it's been nothing but orgies all over the place. Gets a bit tiresome after a while though...

This is not a double bed, but a double bed and a single bed formed as one perfect fit. That's just one reason I can think of at the moment. I am currently not bored anymore so I can't think of anything.

Sea Sharp · 03-05-2010 08:32PM

Put your camera phone in the fridge while it's recording a video. Problem solved.

msg11 · 03-05-2010 08:33PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I wonder if there's anything interesting posted on After Hours......

..... oh turns out there isn't.

What's on TV so?

Also one of the reason this thread started, NTL error 'insert smart card in rear end', done. Still not working, getting a bit uncomforable now !

Einhard · 03-05-2010 08:34PM

msg11 wrote: »

This is not a double bed, but a double bed and a single bed formed as one perfect fit. That's just one reason I can think of at the moment. I am currently not bored anymore so I can't think of anything.

Super Massive Orgies!!!:eek:

You'll be worn out by the time you're 25!!

35notout · 03-05-2010 08:35PM

This thread makes me think the average age of boards.ie users has dropped to about 12.............

Des Carter · 03-05-2010 08:36PM

I contemplate the great questions of life like

Is there a God

What is the purpose of life

What happens when we die

How did Soldier Boy become successful

How does a young white female pop singer wake up feeling like an old black rapper?

Does P.Diddy wake up feeling like Ke$ha?

and

Why do the Black Eyed Peas want a rock?
and why do they want it RIGHT NOW?

SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

bonerm · 03-05-2010 08:37PM

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

msg11 · 03-05-2010 08:37PM

35notout wrote: »

This thread makes me think the average age of boards.ie users has dropped to about 12.............

Or just After hours

AnonoBoy · 03-05-2010 08:37PM

msg11 wrote: »

'insert smart card in rear end',

I was on the phone to NTL support once and told them to shove their smart card up their hole. Glad to see they've taken my suggestion on board.

sam34 · 03-05-2010 08:38PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

I won't believe it until I see it from the inside.

now there's a challenge

dammit, dont be giving me ideas!

AnonoBoy · 03-05-2010 08:38PM

Einhard wrote: »

Yup, ever since I got my double bed it's been nothing but orgies all over the place. Gets a bit tiresome after a while though...

Plus you've got to grow a moustache.

yoshytoshy · 03-05-2010 08:41PM

Space were does it end ..................

then I snap out of it and look at the wall ,oh yeah ,right there!

Einhard · 03-05-2010 08:42PM

bonerm wrote: »

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

Hey, that's a good one. I often thought 'bout that myself.

pinkfloyd34 · 03-05-2010 08:42PM

bonerm wrote: »

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

i think i know what you mean, i thought of this one boring day too, or when it says on the light bulb box that it last 8 years how do they know if i have the light on all day and night or just on all night, if i had it on all day and night it might last 4 years but if i just have it on just at night it might last 8 years

AgileMyth · 03-05-2010 08:54PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

Drill a small hole in the door of your fridge. Look through the hole. Mystery solved.

--LOS-- · 03-05-2010 08:58PM

bonerm wrote: »

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

It's basically color-blindness

Strange thoughs that you think of when your boreed?

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