Strange thoughs that you think of when your boreed?

msg11

The reason for this thread is this.

I have a single bed and was thinking to myself just there that if I got a double bed it would fit perfect between the wall and the other bed.

And all sorts of great things will come, I could have two ladies in the bed.

I could sleep any way in this bed.

Now the mother thinks I am mad, but this just might work. I am on to a winner here.

What do you think of out of the blue when you are bored.

IvySlayer

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

What if I put a 2 euro coin in the blender?

Why can't chickens quack?

Diabhal Beag

How much money it would take to kill somebody

Einhard

msg11 wrote: »

Now the mother thinks I am mad, but this just might work. I am on to a winner here.

You did tell her about the amount of extra girls ye could squeeze into the bed right??

msg11

IvySlayer wrote: »

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

You could always try and find a see threw fridge, would soon answer that one!

IvySlayer

msg11 wrote: »

The reason for this thread is this.

I have a single bed and was thinking to myself just there that if I got a double bed it would fit perfect between the wall and the other bed. And all sorts of great things will come, I could have two ladies in the bed.

I could sleep any way in this bed.

Now the mother thinks I am mad, but this just might work. I am on to a winner here.

What do you think of out of the blue when you are bored.

msg11

Einhard wrote: »

You did tell her about the amount of extra girls ye could squeeze into the bed right??

No, it was left out. She would form the impression of wild orgys etc.. 2 is Min, 5 would be a max.

FearDark

Figs... Fig Rolls...


Etc.

Professey Chin

If you go to the exact north or south pole, and start moving in a big circle around it,does the speed youre changing time zones at make it officially time travel?

artanevilla

IvySlayer wrote: »

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

No, there's a swich you can press yourself that the door normally would when closed, it turns the light off.

starbelgrade

Is it possible to kill yourself with a really foul, intoxicating fart?

IvySlayer

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

If you go to the exact north or south pole, and start moving in a big circle around it,does the speed youre changing time zones at make it officially time travel?

No....If I went to Spain does it mean I went an hour back in time? No, they just have a different time zone!

Einhard

msg11 wrote: »

No, it was left out. She would form the impression of wild orgys etc.. 2 is Min, 5 would be a max.

Yup, ever since I got my double bed it's been nothing but orgies all over the place. Gets a bit tiresome after a while though...

IvySlayer

artanevilla wrote: »

No, there's a swich you can press yourself that the door normally would when closed, it turns the light off.

I won't believe it until I see it from the inside.

AnonoBoy

I wonder if there's anything interesting posted on After Hours......


..... oh turns out there isn't.


What's on TV so?

msg11

Einhard wrote: »

Yup, ever since I got my double bed it's been nothing but orgies all over the place. Gets a bit tiresome after a while though...

This is not a double bed, but a double bed and a single bed formed as one perfect fit. That's just one reason I can think of at the moment. I am currently not bored anymore so I can't think of anything.

Sea Sharp

Put your camera phone in the fridge while it's recording a video. Problem solved.

msg11

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I wonder if there's anything interesting posted on After Hours......


..... oh turns out there isn't.


What's on TV so?

Also one of the reason this thread started, NTL error 'insert smart card in rear end', done. Still not working, getting a bit uncomforable now !

Einhard

msg11 wrote: »

This is not a double bed, but a double bed and a single bed formed as one perfect fit. That's just one reason I can think of at the moment. I am currently not bored anymore so I can't think of anything.

Super Massive Orgies!!!:eek:

You'll be worn out by the time you're 25!!

35notout

This thread makes me think the average age of boards.ie users has dropped to about 12.............

Des Carter

I contemplate the great questions of life like

Is there a God

What is the purpose of life

What happens when we die

How did Soldier Boy become successful

How does a young white female pop singer wake up feeling like an old black rapper?

Does P.Diddy wake up feeling like Ke$ha?

and

Why do the Black Eyed Peas want a rock?
and why do they want it RIGHT NOW?

SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

bonerm

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

msg11

35notout wrote: »

This thread makes me think the average age of boards.ie users has dropped to about 12.............

Or just After hours

AnonoBoy

msg11 wrote: »

'insert smart card in rear end',

I was on the phone to NTL support once and told them to shove their smart card up their hole. Glad to see they've taken my suggestion on board.

sam34

IvySlayer wrote: »

I won't believe it until I see it from the inside.

now there's a challenge

dammit, dont be giving me ideas!

AnonoBoy

Einhard wrote: »

Yup, ever since I got my double bed it's been nothing but orgies all over the place. Gets a bit tiresome after a while though...

Plus you've got to grow a moustache.

yoshytoshy

Space were does it end ..................



















then I snap out of it and look at the wall ,oh yeah ,right there!

Einhard

bonerm wrote: »

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

Hey, that's a good one. I often thought 'bout that myself.

pinkfloyd34

bonerm wrote: »

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

i think i know what you mean, i thought of this one boring day too, or when it says on the light bulb box that it last 8 years how do they know if i have the light on all day and night or just on all night, if i had it on all day and night it might last 4 years but if i just have it on just at night it might last 8 years

AgileMyth

IvySlayer wrote: »

Does the fridge light stay on if the door is closed?

Drill a small hole in the door of your fridge. Look through the hole. Mystery solved.

--LOS--

bonerm wrote: »

Ok I'll play.

Here's one. We can (nearly) all look at something and see it and describe its colour as "red" or "blue" or "green" or whatever and we can all generally agree that we're seeing the same thing eg we can all look up in the sky and agree it is "blue".

However what I like to ponder is, is my idea of what is "blue" is actually the same as what you/him or her percieve it to be "blue"? eg I could ask you what colour the sky is and you would say "blue" but if I could hop into your mind and actually use your eyes and brain I would see a colour that I have spent my life referring to as "green" or "red" etc

It's basically color-blindness, with number of infinite lucky coincidences. The ultimate irony of all this I have trouble actually explaining what the hell I am talking about whenever I mention it to people.

It's basically color-blindness

thetonynator

AgileMyth wrote: »

Drill a small hole in the door of your fridge. Look through the hole. Mystery solved.

ESB bill not though*





*So make the big switch!!!!

Des Carter

The inner core is made of solid iron and nickel and is unattached to the mantle, suspended in the molten outer core and is 4000 degrees

HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE KNOW THIS UNLESS THEY HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN TO THE CORE?????

AgileMyth

pinkfloyd34 wrote: »

i think i know what you mean, i thought of this one boring day too, or when it says on the light bulb box that it last 8 years how do they know if i have the light on all day and night or just on all night, if i had it on all day and night it might last 4 years but if i just have it on just at night it might last 8 years

Actually a lightbulb will last longer if you leave it on constantly as switching it on and off puts more strain on it. Thats why bulbs often go when you switch them on.

I think thats the first sensible thing I've ever said on boards:)

thetonynator

Des Carter wrote: »

HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE KNOW THIS UNLESS THEY HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN TO THE CORE?????

You drill a big hole. And drop down a thermometer, attached to a jet pack. Or something.

Prof.Badass

What's sex like for the opposite sex?

Those people who served "breakfast" in the hotel after my debs, were they staying up really late or getting up really early?

Do homeless people ever ****? And if so, where?

AgileMyth

thetonynator wrote: »

ESB bill not though*





*So make the big switch!!!!

Think of how much that bill is going up due to your light being on constantly...trust me my plan is watertight, just do it.

bonerm

--LOS-- wrote: »

It's basically color-blindness

That's the whole point. It's not. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to be spot-on when discussing colour with other people.

pinkfloyd34

AgileMyth wrote: »

Actually a lightbulb will last longer if you leave it on constantly as switching it on and off puts more strain on it. Thats why bulbs often go when you switch them on.

I think thats the first sensible thing I've ever said on boards:)

thanks for clearing that up for me

Deus Ex Machina

I think of killing people, but it's not as simple as that. I think of somebody I want to kill, and then I match with them, usually while thinking of their face or their most irksome mannerism, a method of execution. For example, I take that block headed bastard Mark, and imagine him drooling as he speaks completely certain that the garbage he spouts is fact, and then the method of execution is revealed to me like I am a prophet receiving the word of god. In this guy's case the method is a Magnum fired at point blank range into the back of his big melon head. Central to what I am talking about here is the fact that I don't have to search out the method of execution, it is revealed to me, perfectly matching the particular idiot I want to murder. It is satisfying, and it has me sleeping soundly in minutes.

bonerm

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I think of killing people, but it's not as simple as that. I think of somebody I want to kill, and then I match with them, usually while thinking of their face or their most irksome mannerism, a method of execution. For example, I take that block headed bastard Mark, and imagine him drooling as he speaks completely certain that the garbage he spouts is fact, and then the method of execution is revealed to me like I am a prophet receiving the word of god. In this guy's case the method is a Magnum fired at point blank range into the back of his big melon head. Central to what I am talking about here is the fact that I don't have to search out the method of execution, it is revealed to me, perfectly matching the particular idiot I want to murder. It is satisfying, and it has me sleeping soundly in minutes.

How can you not like Mark?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

--LOS--

bonerm wrote: »

That's the whole point. It's not. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to be spot-on when discussing colour with other people.

colour-blindness test, problem solved. They can spot them pretty well in electrical industries.

Deus Ex Machina

bonerm wrote: »

How can you not like Mark?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

That isn't the Mark I speak of, he has nice arms and is attractive....but I would cut his head off with a saw (not tied up, but unable to get away for some reason, don't know that part yet) if I did want to kill him, wouldn't want to though because as I said he has nice arms.

carefulnow100

read once that there is no end in the universe that it is ever expanding and you could never travel to the edge as you would just end back up in the same spot!:rolleyes: wow.. confusing.
always think about that one!!

gino85

Des Carter wrote: »

How did Soldier Boy become successful

i assume he aimed to become a general at an early stage of his life and then followed these steps


-Be ambitious, but channel your ambition.
-Begin to prepare as early in life as possible.
-Take college preparation courses in high school and study hard.
-Show leadership skills in athletics, community service and other activities.
-Seek appointment to one of the four military service academies.
-Gain admission to a prestigious military college such as Virginia Military Institute or the Citadel.
- Enroll in a university with a Reserve Officer Training Corps (ROTC) program.
-Study military history, history, international relations and politics.
-Never fail to do your best. Few general officers were C students.
- Accept your commission into the military service of your choice.
-Seek out an assignment to a military specialty in a combat arm or in an area where there are rapid promotions.
-Do your best with every assignment without complaint or compromise.
-Seek out advice from a high-ranking mentor.
-Marry well. Marry a person who understands the marriage may sometimes take second place to military duties. Marry a person who will be a perfect partner during social events.
-Keep your career free of controversy. Do nothing to warrant letters of reprimand. Follow equal opportunity guidelines. Never engage in sexual harassment.
-Take graduate courses.
-Apply for advanced schooling through the Command and General Staff College and similar military institutions.
- Be prepared to spend 20 years or more in quest of your goal.

tempura

vinylmesh wrote: »

What's sex like for the opposite sex?

Those people who served "breakfast" in the hotel after my debs, were they staying up really late or getting up really early?

Do homeless people ever ****? And if so, where?

1. Great thanks

2. Up early

3. Next to me in a coffee shop recently, so thats one place !

The kind of things i think of are.....Chinese cuisine has lots of pork in it...so why don't they have sausages, rashers, and ham as well....being wondering about that for a few months now!

Bajingo

Des Carter wrote: »

HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE KNOW THIS UNLESS THEY HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN TO THE CORE?????

Science....


I make up arguments in my head..I don't know why...

Doop

When ever I see an armed cop / security gaurd, I have an irrestable urge to grab their gun and start shooting... see how long I last before being gunned down myself (probably by their partner etc).

Dont think ill ever put this to the test tho..

(psycho)

sam34

oh i wish we were still allowed say "yore ma"

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I imagine myself in scenarios where I turn out to be a hero, saving lives by taking lives etc
Also replay arguments in my head except my performance is always much better un my head