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Annoying First Dates! Any Stories?

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  • #32
    tommy.obr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 ✭tommy.obr


    check this out, http://baddatesandscorestories.wordpress.com/ some good stories there!!!


  • #33
    Snoopy1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭Snoopy1


    Met a bloke who totally was nothing like the picture or the description. He was a foot shorter than me, and at least 15 years older than he had described!!
    Last week met someone for lunch who in his mails and texts sounded real chatty, but in real life couldnt get a word out of him and he spent to whole time watching the football over my shoulder!!!

    Makes me want to give up looking :(


  • #34
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Snoopy1 wrote: »
    Met a bloke who totally was nothing like the picture or the description. He was a foot shorter than me, and at least 15 years older than he had described!!
    Last week met someone for lunch who in his mails and texts sounded real chatty, but in real life couldnt get a word out of him and he spent to whole time watching the football over my shoulder!!!

    Makes me want to give up looking :(

    Or give up Internet Dating?


  • #35
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    PhysiologyRocks wrote: »
    Once went out with a young gentleman (and I use this term loosely) who bought me fried chicken and told me of his conquests.

    I just love it when they do that......


  • #36
    Snoopy1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭Snoopy1


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Or give up Internet Dating?
    Definitely :)


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  • #37
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Anyone ever left on the sly during a date? I've been very close sometimes but never have!
    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Once had dinner with a bloke who took every opportunity to stare at himself in any reflective surface. Including a spoon. He was also incapable of talking about anything but himself.


    went on a date with a girl who checked herself every few seconds in any mirror in a club that was just full of mirrors. so i saved my own number to my phone under a different name, then sent myself a text saying to get home because there was a break in. worked so well.

    think i should take some inspiration from cartman and just stare blindly the next time i go out and at every awkward silence, just say 'wow, that is so inciteful, please, tell me more.' just hope the girl isn't as rank as the nut-gobbler!


  • #38
    ROTTING CHRIST
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭ROTTING CHRIST


    Snoopy1 wrote: »
    he spent to whole time watching the football over my shoulder!!!:(

    In fairness now.......who was playing?


  • #39
    Snoopy1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭Snoopy1


    ROTTING CHRIST wrote: »
    In fairness now.......who was playing?
    Dont know made my excuses and left.
    He text me an hour later, saying he'd had a really good time and he really liked me, and wanted to meet again!!! Id rather pull my own teeth out :D


  • #40
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    Going to a late viewing of "Harry Brown". Good film, but jeez the gun shots were incredibly loud, kept on jumping off my seat, and it wasn't the most ideal film to go see on a first date - due to the shocking "lovemaking" done by the drug dealer. Anybody who has seen it will know. Ended out coming out of the cinema, even more wary of him, missed the last bus. Was stuck waiting over an hour for a taxi from Liffey Valley, with him complaining about the cold, and kissing me endlessly with really bad breadth and tongue movements. :(


  • #41
    gooch2k9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭gooch2k9


    ceez wrote: »
    Going to a late viewing of "Harry Brown". Good film, but jeez the gun shots were incredibly loud, kept on jumping off my seat, and it wasn't the most ideal film to go see on a first date - due to the shocking "lovemaking" done by the drug dealer. Anybody who has seen it will know. Ended out coming out of the cinema, even more wary of him, missed the last bus. Was stuck waiting over an hour for a taxi from Liffey Valley, with him complaining about the cold, and kissing me endlessly with really bad breadth and tongue movements. :(

    Good show though:p


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  • #42
    ceez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭ceez


    gooch2k9 wrote: »
    Good show though:p

    Its brilliant, have watched it again without the dirty washing machine :p


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