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Annoying First Dates! Any Stories?

  • 02-05-2010 11:42PM
    #1
    GordonGecko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    Went on a first date recently, nice girl n all, and we were having a drink and chatting away, but I mean you can't talk endlessly either without some pause...

    After a silence of literally no more than 5 or 6 seconds, she starts going "That was a really long silence!"

    I honestly felt like responding with "Yeah I know, don't spoil it will you!"

    Anyone got anything more racy than that!


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Maybe she was stoned.


  • #3
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    GordonGecko wrote: »
    Went on a first date recently, nice girl n all, and we were having a drink and chatting away, but I mean you can't talk endlessly either without some pause...

    After a silence of literally no more than 5 or 6 seconds, she starts going "That was a really long silence!"

    I honestly felt like responding with "Yeah I know, don't spoil it will you!"

    Anyone got anything more racy than that!

    Wow, riveting. Did you drop the hand in the end?


  • #4
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    What a charmer :P


  • #5
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Whats a date? Does shifting someone in the local nite club count as a date?


  • #6
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    FearDark wrote: »
    Whats a date? Does shifting someone in the local nite club count as a date?

    I think that's a yes for Ireland.


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  • #7
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    GordonGecko wrote: »
    Went on a first date recently, nice girl n all, and we were having a drink and chatting away, but I mean you can't talk endlessly either without some pause...

    After a silence of literally no more than 5 or 6 seconds, she starts going "That was a really long silence!"

    I honestly felt like responding with "Yeah I know, don't spoil it will you!"

    Anyone got anything more racy than that!


    An awkward silence depends only on the sentence you say after it. You could have said, 'wow its great that we can just relax and not have to worry bout having things to say'.


  • #8
    PhysiologyRocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭PhysiologyRocks


    Once went out with a young gentleman (and I use this term loosely) who bought me fried chicken and told me of his conquests.


  • #9
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    longhalloween wrote: »
    An awkward silence depends only on the sentence you say after it.
    What about the sentence before though?

    "This is my first date since the operation."


  • #10
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    PhysiologyRocks wrote: »
    Once went out with a young gentleman (and I use this term loosely) who bought me fried chicken and told me of his conquests.

    MMM. Fried chicken.


  • #11
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Once went on a date where the girl demanded i sit closer to her. So i did.

    Later on she asked why i was sitting so close. when i mentioned that she had asked me to, she denied it and started crying, saying her ex-boyfriend used to always "accuse" her of forgetting things in the short term.

    She was hot though so i stuck around ;)


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  • #12
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Absolutely nothing to talk about.


  • #13
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Once went on a date where the girl demanded i sit closer to her. So i did.

    Later on she asked why i was sitting so close. when i mentioned that she had asked me to, she denied it and started crying, saying her ex-boyfriend used to always "accuse" her of forgetting things in the short term.

    She was hot though so i stuck around ;)
    Maybe she was stoned too.


  • #14
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Once went on a date where the girl demanded i sit closer to her. So i did.

    Later on she asked why i was sitting so close. when i mentioned that she had asked me to, she denied it and started crying, saying her ex-boyfriend used to always "accuse" her of forgetting things in the short term.

    She was hot though so i stuck around ;)

    Mention of ex bf on first date? Taking advantage of someone on the rebound/with insecurities? I like your style :cool:


  • #15
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Absolutely!

    Got to the end of the night. She said "Wanna come back to mine for coffee" to which i replied

    "I don't drink coffee"

    D'oh!


  • #16
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    GordonGecko wrote: »

    After a silence of literally no more than 5 or 6 seconds, she starts going "That was a really long silence!"

    That's a lady's way of politely saying, "Do you EVER shut the f*ck up?".


  • #17
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Absolutely!

    Got to the end of the night. She said "Wanna come back to mine for coffee" to which i replied

    "I don't drink coffee"

    D'oh!

    My ex doesn't drink coffee either *cries*


  • #18
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    segaBOY wrote: »
    My ex doesn't drink coffee either *cries*

    IS that why you dumped her?

    Or can you remember?


  • #19
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    PhysiologyRocks wrote: »
    Once went out with a young gentleman (and I use this term loosely) who bought me fried chicken and told me of his conquests.

    Where were you when he bought you fried chicken K.F.C?


  • #20
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I saw the film 'Good Luck Chuck' on a first date.

    Technically the date went well, but that was the most godawful piece of crap I've ever seen so I'm gonna count it as an annoying first date.


  • #21
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    PhysiologyRocks wrote: »
    Once went out with a young gentleman (and I use this term loosely) who bought me fried chicken and told me of his conquests.

    It wasn't the Colonal in his younger days was it?


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  • #22
    PARKHEAD67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭PARKHEAD67


    PhysiologyRocks wrote: »
    Once went out with a young gentleman (and I use this term loosely) who bought me fried chicken and told me of his conquests.
    Ross O Carroll Kelly? Sound man.


  • #23
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    FearDark wrote: »
    Whats a date? Does shifting someone in the local nite club count as a date?

    Haha... "shifting".


  • #24
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Anyone ever left on the sly during a date? I've been very close sometimes but never have!


  • #25
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Met a religious nut once, never stopped banging on about her love for Jesus and wanting to become a nun, surprisingly I got the ride and then had to drop her down to confession. I didn't stick around for the penance.


  • #26
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Met a religious nut once, never stopped banging

    What church does she go to? Been meaning to go more often...


  • #27
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Met a religious nut once, never stopped banging on about her love for Jesus and wanting to become a nun, surprisingly I got the ride and then had to drop her down to confession. I didn't stick around for the penance.

    Didn't she set up a promotions company afterwards?


  • #28
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,014 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    landsleaving wrote: »
    I saw the film 'Good Luck Chuck'

    i actually consider that one of the only funny films i have seen in the last few years
    name me something different and i'll reneege
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  • #29
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    PrettyBoy wrote: »
    What church does she go to? Been meaning to go more often...

    You'd go there after Mr Incognito :eek:


  • #30
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Once had dinner with a bloke who took every opportunity to stare at himself in any reflective surface. Including a spoon. He was also incapable of talking about anything but himself.

    Legged it after the dessert and got drunk with the girls instead.

    Went to see The Passion of the Christ once on a date. Bad decision, we were both so quiet and down after it we just went home. No sexy time.


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  • #31
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Once had dinner with a bloke who took every opportunity to stare at himself in any reflective surface. Including a spoon. He was also incapable of talking about anything but himself.

    Sorry about that.


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