Read this and see how you f-eel :)

cloneslad · 30-04-2010 02:12PM #1

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

Source

I know the death was horrible, but who puts an eel up someone's 'bottom' as a prank???

Dravokivich · 30-04-2010 02:14PM

I've read reports before of snakes that had eaten campers from the inside out...

Bad prank though yeah...

TheZohanS · 30-04-2010 02:14PM

Oh my god they keeled Chef!! :eek: You ba$tards!!!

ScumLord · 30-04-2010 02:14PM

Those damned Chinese, they'll be the ruination of us all, next thing you know they'll be sticking eels up all of our bottoms.

dr.bollocko · 30-04-2010 02:15PM

Worst human centipede ever.

Abrasax · 30-04-2010 02:16PM

'Eel never live it down, how they rectum liked that.

burger1979 · 30-04-2010 02:16PM

there should be a health warning on this thread

entropi · 30-04-2010 02:16PM

Sounds like a nasty way to die...

I'd say the pathologist complained about that job, saying it was a right pain in the hole!

minidazzler · 30-04-2010 02:17PM

He did it himself...just like Mr. Hands!

Deus Ex Machina · 30-04-2010 02:17PM

cloneslad wrote: »

Source

I know the death was horrible, but who puts an eel up someone's 'bottom' as a prank???

Folks, the most amusing thing on show here is the source article.

ejmaztec · 30-04-2010 02:18PM

What's Chinese for "Eel by mad when he wakes up, titter titter"?

mikom · 30-04-2010 02:19PM

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

♫ When an eel eats your arse, what a total farce, .... that's a moray.

That's a moray ♫

cloneslad · 30-04-2010 02:20PM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Folks, the most amusing thing on show here is the source article.

I live in korea, it's my only source of lies I get from the general area during the week. ( I call my dad on sundays and he tells me more)

builttospill · 30-04-2010 02:22PM

A doctor friend once told me that he was working in A & E one day when an 80 something year old man came in with a stick up his arse. Naturally everyone working there at the time thought this was fairly mad so they proceeded to quiz him regarding the stick lodged in his anus. The old man then told the doctors and nurses that his friends were just having a laugh...

True story.