Read this and see how you f-eel :)

cloneslad

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

Source

I know the death was horrible, but who puts an eel up someone's 'bottom' as a prank???

Dravokivich

I've read reports before of snakes that had eaten campers from the inside out...

Bad prank though yeah...

TheZohanS

Oh my god they keeled Chef!! :eek: You ba$tards!!!

ScumLord

Those damned Chinese, they'll be the ruination of us all, next thing you know they'll be sticking eels up all of our bottoms.

dr.bollocko

Worst human centipede ever.

Abrasax

'Eel never live it down, how they rectum liked that.

burger1979

there should be a health warning on this thread

entropi

Sounds like a nasty way to die...

I'd say the pathologist complained about that job, saying it was a right pain in the hole!

minidazzler

He did it himself...just like Mr. Hands!

Deus Ex Machina

cloneslad wrote: »

Source

I know the death was horrible, but who puts an eel up someone's 'bottom' as a prank???

Folks, the most amusing thing on show here is the source article.

ejmaztec

What's Chinese for "Eel by mad when he wakes up, titter titter"?

mikom

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

♫ When an eel eats your arse, what a total farce, .... that's a moray.

That's a moray ♫

cloneslad

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Folks, the most amusing thing on show here is the source article.

I live in korea, it's my only source of lies I get from the general area during the week. ( I call my dad on sundays and he tells me more)

builttospill

A doctor friend once told me that he was working in A & E one day when an 80 something year old man came in with a stick up his arse. Naturally everyone working there at the time thought this was fairly mad so they proceeded to quiz him regarding the stick lodged in his anus. The old man then told the doctors and nurses that his friends were just having a laugh...

True story.

ejmaztec

The moral of the story is that, next time you get pissed up with your pals, don't mention doing the Conga.

generalmiaow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

/obvious

Sykk

That stinks

NoDice

Somethign fishy about that!

Guess they were led zep fans!

pickarooney

mikom wrote: »

♫ When an eel eats your arse, what a total farce, .... that's a moray.

That's a moray ♫

Congeratulations, good one.

DingChavez

Death is funny!

Unless its a celebrity, then we should feel sad and show some respect.

brummytom

cloneslad wrote: »

Source

I know the death was horrible, but who puts an eel up someone's 'bottom' as a prank???

Ooh I've seen a video of a lady doing that to herself

moonpurple

creepy thread, is this grooming?

cloneslad

DingChavez wrote: »

Death is funny!

Unless its a celebrity, then we should feel sad and show some respect.

he lived in china, was un-named and died due to a freakish event. Lets keep other people out of it and focus on what it is,,,,,,,,,,,disgusting!!

Absurdum

burger1979 wrote: »

there should be a health warning on this thread

should really be on the eel not the thread, imo

pilot1087

*shocking*

stovelid

DingChavez wrote: »

Death is funny!

Unless its a celebrity, then we should force others to feel sad and show some respect.

fyp

Mr. CooL ICE

That eel used to be my neighbour

Wazdakka

HA...
Bwahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

*wipes away tears of laughter*


*snigger*

fizzynicenice

cloneslad wrote: »

I live in korea

Good Korea or bad Korea?

Topper Harley

cloneslad wrote: »

Read this and see how you f-eel

Feel...eel. I get jokes. Funny.:)

cloneslad

fizzynicenice wrote: »

Good Korea or bad Korea?

the good one. But now it's up to you to decide which one that is

cloneslad

Topper Harley wrote: »

Feel...eel. I get jokes. Funny.:)

i've gots the smarts

whiteboy

that was harsh, by the Chinese

Topper Harley

cloneslad wrote: »

the good one. But now it's up to you to decide which one that is

Clearly the South. The North is run by a fella who claims that he shot 38 under par and got 11 holes in one in his first ever round of golf. And no one there can question him on that. That can't be the good one.
Some day I hope to have that sort of power. :cool:

LoanShark

Rectum, Damn thing killed him!

Ann22

My God, how horrendous is that?! What an agonizing death that must've been...I read recently in an english magazine about this lad who was away working on site, he was only 17. The d*ckheads he was with released a fire extinguisher thing up his rectum and sprayed all the foam into his bowel. The poor fella had loads of operations and had to have a colostomy bag fitted for ages. He went into a deep depression, told his mother he felt like he'd been raped and committed suicide shortly afterwards..

Some fellas are tools when they've drink on them.My son knows these lads at college who played this prank on one of their mates. When he was drunk and passed out, they poured egg white into a condom and pushed it into his bum. They didn't tell the fella what they'd done for a week. The poor lad was really quiet for those few days. God knows what was in his head.

FlutterinBantam

That it wasn't egg white probably!!

VinnyTGM

Ann22 wrote: »

My God, how horrendous is that?! What an agonizing death that must've been...I read recently in an english magazine about this lad who was away working on site, he was only 17. The d*ckheads he was with released a fire extinguisher thing up his rectum and sprayed all the foam into his bowel. The poor fella had loads of operations and had to have a colostomy bag fitted for ages. He went into a deep depression, told his mother he felt like he'd been raped and committed suicide shortly afterwards..

What happened to the lads that did it to him?

DazMarz

Ann22 wrote: »

Some fellas are tools when they've drink on them.My son knows these lads at college who played this prank on one of their mates. When he was drunk and passed out, they poured egg white into a condom and pushed it into his bum. They didn't tell the fella what they'd done for a week. The poor lad was really quiet for those few days. God knows what was in his head.

I'm sorry... but that is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time... Obviously, it's horrible and I'd hate it to happen to me... but if your man was that drunk that he didn't feel the condom being shoved up his arse...

I've a sick sense of humour, btw...

peanuthead

Ann22 wrote: »

My God, how horrendous is that?! What an agonizing death that must've been....

I know this probably sounds really stupid but I'm assuming then he must have woken up at some point and felt this happening then. Stupidly, when I first read it I didn't think of the pain. Oh god the thought of it, I have no idea what a pain in the bowel would feel like never mind it being eaten.

Topper Harley

Ann22 wrote: »

When he was drunk and passed out, they poured egg white into a condom and pushed it into his bum. They didn't tell the fella what they'd done for a week. The poor lad was really quiet for those few days.

I've heard this story many times before. I think it's just an urban legend. Loads of people have heard of someone or know someone who knows someone that this happened to. I do know someone who woke up and caught someone trying to do it, which is the most likely outcome when someone does try it.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Pretty unfortunate...

Friend of mine fell asleep at a house party, another female friend got a condom, put some shower gel in it, looked like semen, and with a toothbrush, stuck the condom up my mates arse. He woke up a few hours later and pulled it out of his arse. Him still being intoxicated hadn't a fcuking clue what had happened. "There's a condom with familiar liquid in it, stuck inside me"... he didn't say anything to anyone for a while, but everybody knew... it was fcuking hilarious.

MiciG91

eel soup

Insect Overlord

MiciG91 wrote: »

eel soup

Do not search for this on Google...

:pac:

Absurdum

Ann22 wrote: »

My God, how horrendous is that?! What an agonizing death that must've been...I read recently in an english magazine about this lad who was away working on site, he was only 17. The d*ckheads he was with released a fire extinguisher thing up his rectum and sprayed all the foam into his bowel. The poor fella had loads of operations and had to have a colostomy bag fitted for ages. He went into a deep depression, told his mother he felt like he'd been raped and committed suicide shortly afterwards..

that reminds me of a case here a few years ago where a few lads shoved an air hose up another lad's bumhole and blew up his rectum lol

I think they were charged over it too

quicklickpaddy

I know a guy who passed out at Oxegen and a few of the lads he was with put a f*cking sheriffs badge up his arse... Then tried to follow it with a bottle of coke. True story. I know him and all the people that did it too him. Still no idea how they got it up there...

Absurdum

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

Still no idea how they got it up there...

lovingly lol

antodeco

But dont they all have lovely bottoms?

The_Minister

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

I know a guy who passed out at Oxegen and a few of the lads he was with put a f*cking sheriffs badge up his arse... Then tried to follow it with a bottle of coke. True story. I know him and all the people that did it too him. Still no idea how they got it up there...

Coke and Mentos:D

BOHtox

I have a funny eeling about this. This is too fishy. The friends really did make an arse of the prank. Oh well bottoms up.

G_R

BOHtox wrote: »

I have a funny eeling about this. This is too fishy. The friends really did make an arse of the prank. Oh well bottoms up.

the door is just to your left. you may not have your coat.