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Strange things that women make you do

  • 29-04-2010 02:36AM
    #1
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭


    Women make men do very odd things.

    My missus has forced me to hide biscuits. For 2 reasons - firstly because she'd eat them all before I even get a look in & secondly, because she'd blame me for 'making her fat' if she put on a pound or two, so she tells me not to bring them into the house.

    The annoying thing is, that she gets annoyed with me when I do the shopping & claim not to have bought any. I can't win.

    Women are crazy. What crazy things have/ do they make you do?


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  • #2
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    i'm a woman. I hide biscuits on myself :pac:


  • #3
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,755 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    One of them made me murder her.


  • #4
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Haha your girlfriend is fat.


  • #5
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Zillah wrote: »
    Haha your girlfriend is fat.

    Charming.


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    One of them made me murder her.

    The selfish cow.


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  • #7
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Make my own sandwiches....:rolleyes:


  • #8
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Women make men do very odd things.

    My missus has forced me to hide biscuits. For 2 reasons - firstly because she'd eat them all before I even get a look in & secondly, because she'd blame me for 'making her fat' if she put on a pound or two, so she tells me not to bring them into the house.

    The annoying thing is, that she gets annoyed with me when I do the shopping & claim not to have bought any. I can't win.

    Women are crazy. What crazy things have/ do they make you do?

    She's not crazy. You're a man, it's your fault. Even when something isn't your fault, it's still your fault but you are just too stupid or stubborn to realise it.


  • #9
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I remember some poor guy wrote here about how his girlfriend was jealous of the satnav woman as she has a sexy voice - and the girlfriend felt he fancied her... :o


  • #10
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Dudess wrote: »
    I remember some poor guy wrote here about how his girlfriend was jealous of the satnav woman as she has a sexy voice - and the girlfriend felt he fancied her... :o

    She has every reason to be jealous. I've never wanted to have sex with a gadget more in my life since hearing the chick on the tomtom sat navs (now I know how apple fanbois feel about their iPhones). There isn't a man alive who has heard "At the next roundabout, take the second exit" and not gotten a semi. And don't get me started on the time the thing thought we were in the middle of a field. She started screaming out "RECACULATING" over and over again, sounded like she was going to fúcking orgasm.


  • #11
    izzy93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭izzy93


    My sister got mad at her boyfriend 'cause he always got water on the floor after showering. He said he didn't know how he ended up leaving the place so wet, but she got really annoyed about it. She wasn't even happy for him to just run the mop over the room afterwards, she insisted that there was no reason to leave so much water in the first place and that he should "air-dry a bit before stepping out". Anyway, eventually he changed and now doesn't soak the place.

    I asked him the other day what the deal was, and he says that after each shower now, he gets dressed in the bathroom and then gets down and dries the floor with tissue "so she doesn't get upset". So yeah, (most) women are crazy.


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  • #12
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Women also make men jizz in their pants.


  • #13
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    My missus also makes me put my dirty clothes in the laundry basket. Says it makes her life "easier". Yeah right. We all know that the laundry fairy picks the clothes up, washes them, irons them & puts them back in the wardrobe. Crazy woman.


  • #14
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,442 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Dudess wrote: »
    I remember some poor guy wrote here about how his girlfriend was jealous of the satnav woman as she has a sexy voice - and the girlfriend felt he fancied her... :o

    Sounds very familiar to the latest special christmas episode of The Royle Family to me


  • #15
    Doop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭Doop


    "Put the toilet seat down"

    Like seriously WTF ??

    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • #16
    CiaranC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,300 ✭✭✭CiaranC


    izzy93 wrote: »
    My sister got mad at her boyfriend 'cause he always got water on the floor after showering. He said he didn't know how he ended up leaving the place so wet, but she got really annoyed about it. She wasn't even happy for him to just run the mop over the room afterwards, she insisted that there was no reason to leave so much water in the first place and that he should "air-dry a bit before stepping out". Anyway, eventually he changed and now doesn't soak the place.

    I asked him the other day what the deal was, and he says that after each shower now, he gets dressed in the bathroom and then gets down and dries the floor with tissue "so she doesn't get upset". So yeah, (most) women are crazy.
    I moved into a gaff which had tiles all over and an open shower in the big open bathroom. No curtains, or dividers or anything, just a drain which all the water flows down, along with a nice 30 degree heat outside which evaporates it all in ten minutes. Super modern and funky, like at the Gym or Pool. My girlfriend nearly had an aneurism about the whole thing. I ended up having to mop the floor with towels every time.

    I think they just get an idea into their head, and thats it. You tell them to STFU for a while, but they never stop. Eventually you just go along with them to make your own life easier.


  • #17
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    1. Shave
    2. pay for stuff
    3. Curl up in foetal position after talking to any female friends
    4. Pick stuff up
    5. Make me hide all my clothes because she takes them and always puts them in insane places
    6. Stop smoking
    7. Watch cornation street instead of football
    8. Make me feel guilty for hanging out with my mates

    Thank God I'm single and can live like a tinker again. I may have to go out of my way for a ride but I'm HAPPYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


  • #18
    FruitLover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Dudess wrote: »
    Women also make men jizz in their pants.

    Eh? A woman's never made me jizz in her pants :confused:


  • #19
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    CiaranC wrote: »

    You tell them to STFU for a while, but they never stop. Eventually you just go along with them to make your own life easier.

    I'm usually quite easy going but when something or someone triggers my stubborn streak, I'll dig my heels in, and stick to my guns no matter how long it takes. Especially if I think they're being unreasonable.

    Oh aye, I'm a fella too.


  • #20
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Women make men do very odd things.

    My missus has forced me to hide biscuits. For 2 reasons - firstly because she'd eat them all before I even get a look in & secondly, because she'd blame me for 'making her fat' if she put on a pound or two, so she tells me not to bring them into the house.

    The annoying thing is, that she gets annoyed with me when I do the shopping & claim not to have bought any. I can't win.

    Women are crazy. What crazy things have/ do they make you do?

    Step one: Grow a pair of balls.

    Step two: Tell her the world isn't responsible for her weight issues, and explain the above.

    Step three: Find a new, less crazy girlfriend if advice isn't well received.



    Incidently, we aren't all like her, so put away your brush and bucket of tar.


  • #21
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Flush the jacks!!

    Left a large belly flopper in the ceramic, and and was ordered up to flush it.

    :o:o


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I'm sure I've posted it before but the best one is when you get take-away or any other goodies and ask X number of times what she wants to which she replies in the negative but then wants "a bite" half of yours. Even then offering to give her all of yours and ring another one for yourself is a no-no because she "only wants half". Not a half of a whole one belonging to her, mind. Just a "bite of yours".

    Oh, and making you suffer the humiliation of asking other men for directions when you have hours and hours to eventually find your own way to where you're going.


  • #23
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    My missus has forced me to hide biscuits.

    Mine makes me hide sausage :pac:

    And hang up curtains everywhere so 'people' can't 'see' her? There's frosted glass, a balcony wall and a two metre drop to the ground. What kind of x-ray spocs wearing fiend on stilts with night-vision goggles do you think wants to catch an eyeful during the two seconds it takes you to grab a towel?


  • #24
    Irish Halo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭Irish Halo


    Keithm89 wrote: »
    Make my own sandwiches....:rolleyes:
    Not only that but I have to make hers too....


  • #25
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Mine makes me hide sausage :pac:
    That seems reasonable. Would you leave it hanging out, otherwise? :eek:


  • #26
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    grandmaster wrote: »
    I'm usually quite easy going but when something or someone triggers my stubborn streak, I'll dig my heels in, and stick to my guns no matter how long it takes. Especially if I think they're being unreasonable.

    Oh aye, I'm a fella too.

    The woman nags you into submission doesnt she? Either that or she makes you start a row.


  • #27
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Mine makes me hide sausage :pac:

    And hang up curtains everywhere so 'people' can't 'see' her? There's frosted glass, a balcony wall and a two metre drop to the ground. What kind of x-ray spocs wearing fiend on stilts with night-vision goggles do you think wants to catch an eyeful during the two seconds it takes you to grab a towel?

    Have you tried burying it in her yet?


  • #28
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    grandmaster wrote: »
    I'm usually quite easy going but when something or someone triggers my stubborn streak, I'll dig my heels in, and stick to my guns no matter how long it takes. Especially if I think they're being unreasonable.

    Oh aye, I'm a fella too.

    Yeah, i'd be the same. I think some women try to take advantage of an easy going nature. It can take a while sometimes to show them who wears the trousers. And if they keep resisting, you just cut them loose. Who's your daddy :pac:

    FruitLover wrote: »
    Eh? A woman's never made me jizz in her pants

    That's an odd one. Mouth, back, tats, face, beaver, feet, legs, hands but pants :confused:


  • #29
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Incidently, we aren't all like her, so put away your brush and bucket of tar.

    Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?


  • #30
    Lemegeton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 598 ✭✭✭Lemegeton


    my gf goes insane when i drink milk out of the carton, eventhough it is my milk and nobody else uses it , not even her. she says its bad manners :eek::eek:


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  • #31
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Think we should bring this competition back...;)


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