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Strange things that women make you do
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29-04-2010 1:36am#1
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I remember some poor guy wrote here about how his girlfriend was jealous of the satnav woman as she has a sexy voice - and the girlfriend felt he fancied her...
She has every reason to be jealous. I've never wanted to have sex with a gadget more in my life since hearing the chick on the tomtom sat navs (now I know how apple fanbois feel about their iPhones). There isn't a man alive who has heard "At the next roundabout, take the second exit" and not gotten a semi. And don't get me started on the time the thing thought we were in the middle of a field. She started screaming out "RECACULATING" over and over again, sounded like she was going to fúcking orgasm.0 -
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grandmaster wrote: »I'm usually quite easy going but when something or someone triggers my stubborn streak, I'll dig my heels in, and stick to my guns no matter how long it takes. Especially if I think they're being unreasonable.
Oh aye, I'm a fella too.
Yeah, i'd be the same. I think some women try to take advantage of an easy going nature. It can take a while sometimes to show them who wears the trousers. And if they keep resisting, you just cut them loose. Who's your daddy :pac:FruitLover wrote: »Eh? A woman's never made me jizz in her pants
That's an odd one. Mouth, back, tats, face, beaver, feet, legs, hands but pants
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This.AlmightyCushion wrote: »She's not crazy. You're a man, it's your fault. Even when something isn't your fault, it's still your fault but you are just too stupid or stubborn to realise it.
Translates to decisions and advice too. Female friend, same as male friend. No bother. Girlfriend? potential minefield. Actually no, proper minefield and you've just been fitted with lead clown shoes. If a decision you've been asked for advice on goes well, you'll not get kudos for it, if it goes ill, it will be your fault. Tricky one to avoid this.
"Never" and "always" are words that can hold different meanings for the genders. If there's something you're supposed to do around the house or for her, you must do it above a certain level or she'll accuse of you of "never" doing it. "Always" applies in the other direction. EG "We never go out anymore" does not mean "we never go out anymore" as a bloke hears it, it means "we dont go out enough to satisfy my requirements". "You always leave the toilet seat up" = "You forgot last thursday".
"Never/always" is not a hard and fast rule either. It may mean "I'm really píssed off at you for an entirely different reason and rather than say this directly I'll kick off a row so I can bring it up during said row" OR "I'm píssed off at myself/otherwise upset, so bring this up to get that emotion out and look for hugs at the end"
*runs and hides*:DRejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.
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My missus and I moved into a house together with 2 friends. One friend comes home late one night, wakes everyone up and gets sick outside our bedroom door. She wakes me up to let me know all this is going on.
Next day she wantes me to kick this friend out to which I reply "no, it's his house as much as it is ours". To which she replied, "your name is on the lease", to which I reply "exactly, not yours".
A week later I broke up with her at 3AM after having enough of her **** for a year and a half
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einheisserschre wrote: »My missus and I moved into a house together with 2 friends. One friend comes home late one night, wakes everyone up and gets sick outside our bedroom door. She wakes me up to let me know all this is going on.
Next day she wantes me to kick this friend out to which I reply "no, it's his house as much as it is ours". To which she replied, "your name is on the lease", to which I reply "exactly, not yours".
A week later I broke up with her at 3AM after having enough of her **** for a year and a half
Your friend pukes outside your bedroom door and it's your girlfriend who's the problem? :rolleyes:0 -
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NothingMan wrote: »I get home from work first so inevitably cook most days. I can't really relax until the place is tidy (not clean) so I wash the dishes, put everything away, including her stuff. She uses the floor as her wardrobe and always leaves dishes without rinsing them so the dirt is like cement when I try wash them.
The craziness kicks in the one time in a month where she decides to clean and all of a sudden I never do anything, and am I just going to sit there and watch another episode of fucking simpsons while she does everything.
Luckily I have no problem laughing at her and leaving her to it.
Sooo guilty of this.
Though not the once a month cleaning craziness thing. If I get it into my head that the house needs to be cleaned then I'll do it, with or without help. Preferably without. I have a system.
So generally I make the men in my life cook, clean, wash, iron (I have an aversion to it, think it's a futile exercise), hoover, etc. They get daily loving for it though, so I reckon it's a nice trade for everyone 0 -
JaxxYChicK wrote: »Sooo guilty of this.
Though not the once a month cleaning craziness thing. If I get it into my head that the house needs to be cleaned then I'll do it, with or without help. Preferably without. I have a system.
So generally I make the men in my life cook, clean, wash, iron (I have an aversion to it, think it's a futile exercise), hoover, etc. They get daily loving for it though, so I reckon it's a nice trade for everyone
True, In fairness when she clean she gets at the places I don't. I used to have a housemate that just plainly didn't know how to clean up after himself or anywhere, once asked me how to use a mop and on the rare occasion when he did decide to help I used to tell him to go to his room and don't come out for an hour. Chap would just get in your way all the time standing around, Much prefer nobody around when i'm tidying up they just wreck my head.0 -
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pickarooney wrote: »Now there's a classic piece of irrationality - you make him them do something you yourself consider futile? And he they obeys?
Nah, I don't make him do anything really, I just couldn't be arsed to do it myself during the week. So if he wants it done he has to do it himself. If it doesn't bother him then it's all good and it can wait until the weekend when I'm not working or whatever.
But you know, if he's going to do it anyway, he may as well do the whole lot. 0 -
JaxxYChicK wrote: »Sooo guilty of this.
Though not the once a month cleaning craziness thing. If I get it into my head that the house needs to be cleaned then I'll do it, with or without help. Preferably without. I have a system.
So generally I make the men in my life cook, clean, wash, iron (I have an aversion to it, think it's a futile exercise), hoover, etc. They get daily loving for it though, so I reckon it's a nice trade for everyone
.JaxxyChick's boyfriend wrote:She expects me to cook, clean, wash and iron every day and then after all that she expects me to give her a seeing to as well. She's a flippin' slave driver I tells ya.0 -
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