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bonerm · 29-04-2010 01:02AM

I Was VB wrote: »

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs437.ash1/24119_100958206615788_100001048264084_5921_4238187_n.jpg

That's disgusting (the England jersey I mean).

Regarding your skanger irrespective of what she looks like I find they put too much emphasis on family, friends and community. As I have very little interest or tolerance for people general I'd find that offputting. It's tough enough for me adapting to one person, let alone an entire estate.

My perfect woman would be an orphan with no friends.

I Was VB · 29-04-2010 01:07AM

Degag wrote: »

I'd give one of them the roide perhaps.... would put and extra johnnie on to be safe though.

I always remember St.Stephens nite just gone, driving out of a estate i didnt even have my roof light on, but i got hailed by three young 'wan of the traveling community. They hopped into my car and said Citibar, and the skirts they were wearing left very little to the imagination i mean i'd say there was a smell of gee of the back of my seat if they werent wearing any knickers, anyway got yappin to them and i can honestly say all the years i've been driving i always prefer passangers of the working class, always have a laugh and it makes for a pleasant journey and not a bad view either!

So they asked me what age i thought they were, i took a good few years of each of them and they said i looked like Elvis, not sure which Elvis they meant, probably Costello.

Bonito · 29-04-2010 01:29AM

Young girl rings the doc saying she cut herself.

Doc: Where are you bleeding from?
Girl: Wha?
Doc: Where, are you bleeding from?
Girl: Bleedin' Darndale ya muppeh!

ejmaztec · 29-04-2010 01:32AM

I Was VB wrote: »

I always remember St.Stephens nite just gone, driving out of a estate i didnt even have my roof light on, but i got hailed by three young 'wan of the traveling community. They hopped into my car and said Citibar, and the skirts they were wearing left very little to the imagination i mean i'd say there was a smell of gee of the back of my seat if they werent wearing any knickers, anyway got yappin to them and i can honestly say all the years i've been driving i always prefer passangers of the working class, always have a laugh and it makes for a pleasant journey and not a bad view either!

So they asked me what age i thought they were, i took a good few years of each of them and they said i looked like Elvis, not sure which Elvis they meant, probably Costello.

Call me old fashioned, but I'd prefer to look like Elvis Costello than some greasy fat bloke dead on the crapper.

starbelgrade · 29-04-2010 01:34AM

Why are the working class called the working class when half the f*ckers never did a days graft in their lives?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 29-04-2010 01:36AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why are the working class called the working class when half the f*ckers never did a days graft in their lives?

Times have changed, but the labels still remain

Lurching · 29-04-2010 01:38AM

I wouldn't be too John B on the whole riding skangers.

Fannys like wizards sleeves id say anyway.

PeterIanStaker · 29-04-2010 01:59AM

Degag wrote: »

I'd give one of them the roide perhaps.... would put and extra johnnie on to be safe though.

Condoms are useless against the highly fertile scanger female - you'd be better off wearing a lagging jacket

pickarooney · 29-04-2010 09:38AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why are the working class called the working class when half the f*ckers never did a days graft in their lives?

And why are the middle class called the middle class when there are no aristocrats to look down on them?

It's like McDonald's portion sizes with medium and no small.

Lemegeton · 29-04-2010 09:47AM

whatever you are into OP. personally the sight of a skanger bird makes me want to vomit

orourkeda · 29-04-2010 09:54AM

bonerm wrote: »

That's disgusting (the England jersey I mean).

Regarding your skanger irrespective of what she looks like I find they put too much emphasis on family, friends and community. As I have very little interest or tolerance for people general I'd find that offputting. It's tough enough for me adapting to one person, let alone an entire estate.

My perfect woman would be an orphan with no friends.

I'd rather have seen her with no shirt or knickers on too

petes · 29-04-2010 09:57AM

I Was VB wrote: »

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs437.ash1/24119_100958206615788_100001048264084_5921_4238187_n.jpg

I'd be up her like a rat up a drain pipe!!!

patrickc · 29-04-2010 10:03AM

I Was VB wrote: »

Everybody has thier own tastes, some like the big mac's (ladys who are a bit big)

But i've always had a thing for a bit of a skanger burd, ya know the type 20 blue a day and a breakfast of chickattes and red bull, the type who walks to the shop for in her jimmer sporting her dodgy tatoos of her childer, Chanel and Tyson on her sholder. Ya know the type, instead of saying no she says ''i will in me bollix''.

Am i the only one who thinks the same?

chavs in otherwords:) yeh I would

sbsquarepants · 29-04-2010 10:29AM

Tiffany Nutty Quadrant wrote: »

I have a mate who really really wants to ride a knacker, constantly talks about how dirty the sex would be, he imagines blood all over the place!

Worrying really...

Oh, there would be, once her brothers paddy, jonjo and mikey found out!
Knackers, i'm told, only like family rididng their sisters!

El Siglo · 29-04-2010 10:55AM

I Was VB wrote: »

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs437.ash1/24119_100958206615788_100001048264084_5921_4238187_n.jpg

Hell yes!

Believe it or not there's "posh chavs" now... according to the Daily Mail from '07.:rolleyes:

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