Nicknamed characters in your area

Kasabian · 28-04-2010 10:32AM

Pauleta wrote: »

Hot Newsagents Girl
Hot Off Licence Girl
Hot Polish Girl from Tesco

Same person ?

Pretty_Pistol · 28-04-2010 10:34AM

Holy Joe - He's one of those people who is always involved with the church. He has a load of kids, some are adopted or fostered. He also looks like Jesus.

One of our teachers was nicknamed Splinter because she looked like Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

TPD · 28-04-2010 11:33AM

Camp - I think it started over him wearing a blue hoody once. Was a joke at the time but it's stuck now and his family probably call him it too.

RoboDrunk - totters around town at about .5mph carrying a 2l bottle of cider cradled in his arms like a baby.

Mental Denise - she's mental.

Skeletor - skinny lad.

Beardy twat - lad with a beard. He shaved it off and got renamed 'beardless twat'.

Bucklesman · 28-04-2010 11:56AM

Two litre Peter -- has at least two litres of booze on his person at all times.

Blitzkrieger · 28-04-2010 11:56AM

Best one I ever heard was told by Stephen Fry on QI. He once met a guy called Heinz.... or so he thought. For years he thought the guys name was Heinz and he must be related to "the" Heinz family but it turned out he was once caught **** with a can of beans over his knob. Nobody knew his real name....

We've a surpluss of Johns down here (doesn't everybody), so everybody has to have a title :

The Bishop
The Pope
The Liar
The Tool
The Taxi
The Mental
The Business
etc.

Unsurprisingly Johhny the Pope and Jonny the Mental is the same person...

RoadKillTs · 28-04-2010 12:02PM

The Sniper - Some lad that joined the army for a while.

Armin_Tamzarian · 28-04-2010 12:05PM

Jimmy Two Times.
Nickey Eyes.
Frankie the Wop.
Freddie No Nose.
and Pete the Killer.

LandoCalrissian · 28-04-2010 12:16PM

Munchy Bum

Always looks like his arse is trying to eat his trousers!!!

Pauleta · 28-04-2010 12:19PM

lonad wrote: »

Same person ?

Triplets

JONJO THE MISER · 28-04-2010 12:24PM

Terry the Turnip- Likes He's Turnips.

FouxDaFaFa · 28-04-2010 12:31PM

biko wrote: »

Warty Nora
KD
Radio John
Anti Santa
Flash

You're from my neck of the woods. I call him Black Santa though.

Also, honourable mention to Séamus, the knacker dwarf. (yes, that's his full title).

AnonoBoy · 28-04-2010 12:33PM

Jimmy 'Give Him A Ball And A Yard of Grass' McCarthy.

Huge Sultans of Ping fan.

djdeclan · 28-04-2010 01:11PM

A few teachers from my old secondary school:

Pat the rat
The weasel
The badger
Sherlock (for years I thought this was her actual second name)
Tiny tears
The hoke

And some other random ones:

Paddy the hoover (gave a girl an awful lovebite)
Jetblack Joe (reference to hair dying)
Farmboy (He comes from Tipp - but is not a farmer)
The beast (has a hairy back)
The wee beast (the beasts younger bro)
The colgate kid (smiles a lot)
Big Mac (overweight)
Burgers (she likes burgers)
The fifties (used to have a hair style that looked like something from the 1950s)
Hawkeye (had a lazy eye)
The beast (girl I lived with in college - complete lack of personal hygeine, no relation to the other beast)
TJ (looked like his brother Tommy -> Tommy Junior -> TJ)
Casper (was very pale)
The Fish (his mouth moved like a fish when he talked)
The leg (broke his leg when he was younger)
Quincy (no idea why)
Pat post (no idea)
Jaw (self-explanatory!)
Elbow (no idea)
Willie white hole (again, no idea why)

Adyx · 28-04-2010 01:18PM

How Do!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKmnf9kWPSo

foxyboxer · 28-04-2010 01:20PM

* all in a cork accent *

you know him alright, The Phantom
you know him alright, The Professor
you know him alright, Mr Wonderful
you know him alright, Brown Bread
you know him alright, The Doctor

thalia_13 · 28-04-2010 01:22PM

Jimmy the Nig

Dirty Melissa/The Toxic Avenger

Smelly Dingle

Titsy Quinn

the fairy man

My mind gone a bit blank will think of more later I am sure....

Jaxxy · 28-04-2010 01:23PM

Domestos - He's twice as thick.

Thrush - He's an irritating cnut.

Caoimhín · 28-04-2010 01:26PM

Jimmy the pink and his arch enemy, Jimmy the red.

Also, the Onion,he dropped his pants once in front of a girl and she burst into tears.

Oh.. a guy in school who somehow managed to get a snooker cue lodged in his arse, from that day he was known as Chalkie.

orourkeda · 28-04-2010 01:32PM

Jimmy the paedo - His name was James and he is a convicted child sex offender.

Hugely original

consultech · 28-04-2010 01:36PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Jimmy the paedo - His name was James and he is a convicted child sex offender.

Hugely original

Reminds me of the time I had some German housemates and they nicknamed one of their friends "Jan the alcoholic". His name was Jan...

I know a chap called "The situation"

sbsquarepants · 28-04-2010 01:37PM

The one armed bandit - a less than honest individual with only 1 arm.
Mad mick -night club bouncer, best avoided.
The jeep creep - creepy individual who drives a 4x4, possible serial killer!
Date rape dave - don't let him near your sister.
Score block & the heroin baby - junkie couples, future junkie kids.
The terracotta warrior - way too much fake tan.
Minty - always arrives to work after 8.
Mr snuffleupagus - sinus problem.

0verblood · 28-04-2010 01:52PM

Any Galway folk here? What was the name of that hairy guy who walked around with cans of guinness and danced around the buskers on shopstreet? There are a few deadly videos of him on youtube.

stovelid · 28-04-2010 01:56PM

Everyone used to call a wheelchair-bound lad in school, Boxcar Willie.

jokettle · 28-04-2010 01:59PM

Tony F*ckf*ck

A guy called Tony who swears a lot

Also, a girl I went to school with has 2 younger sisters, there's a huge family resemblance. So they were known as Mairead, Middle Mairead and Mini Mairead*.

*Names changed to protect identity

Neyite · 28-04-2010 02:03PM

At a local GAA match the OH brought me to...

Whole crowd roaring " C'mon Gorgeous... [insert random GAA shoutout here]"

Me: "Whos Gorgeous?"
OH "He's Gorgeous" *points out lanky ginger with the ball....*
Me: "Why is he called that?"
OH: "Because he isn't"

jackiebaron · 28-04-2010 02:41PM

Hairy Cue-ball (nasty baldheaded old crank with a large Joe Stalin moustache)

Moonface mcGuire
Botch - clumsy fecker
Juggs Judy (self-explanitory)

funk-you · 28-04-2010 02:43PM

Bucklesman wrote: »

Two litre Peter -- has at least two litres of booze on his person at all times.

I think I know this guy. Always drinking down the canal at Coolmine years ago? Two Leet Pete. He spoke like: Wha de stor ha? Mons geh ver drun, no dah.

We had loads of others.

Narkey - Bitch of an auldone, always out giving out about us playing football on the green and smoking.

Fat Nig - Really skinny, racist white guy.

The Onion - The smell off him would make you cry.

Man-for-a-face - Girl in school who had a manforaface.

Melterface - Girl in school who's face looked a bit melty.

Snowy - Albino youngfella in school

Jug - Guy with jug handle ears

Badger - Guy with little grey patches in his otherwise black hair.

Scruff - Girl who was well dirty.

Vogue - Massive poser of a youngfella.

Stan - Bosnian guy who's name we couldn't pronounce.

Smiley - Buck toothed kid.

Chicken wing Brian - Youngfella who was always incredibly scared of getting in any sort of trouble.

Dumber - Kid who looked like Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber.

Tiny - Huge fella.

Smurf - Another huge fella.

Copperballs - Ginger fella.

Banner - This guy always turns green and gets sick when drunk (Bruce Banner/The incredible Hulk)

Pidgey - Has a head like a pigeon

-Funk

NabyLadistheman · 28-04-2010 02:45PM

SPH

Short for Sand-Paper Hands - Uase your imagination how the girl in question got this name!

furtzy · 28-04-2010 02:50PM

Blue Peter - Old lad called Peter who allegedly made home pornos

pikachucheeks · 28-04-2010 02:53PM

Boobaloop - Massive fat smelly dude who spends his life in the pub, drinking heavily. He was taken off the road permanently recently for dangerous driving ... He'd taken the front seat out of his car and was drving from the readjusted back-seat, because he couldn't fit in the car otherwise :pac:

"The cross-eyed man" - No one seems to know his real name, but he's another heavy drinker who spends his life in the pub. I've never seen him sober and whenever I do see him, he's usually urinating against someone's car.

The most famous story about him was the time he stole his elderly neighour's car, while the neighbour was in hospital. He had no driving licence and drove it around while completely smashed, allegedly trying to get to the pub, before crashing in to a ditch and deciding to leave it there.

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