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What would your friends say about you at your funeral?

  • 24-04-2010 12:29AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭


    I asked this to my friend this evening, and he said he would say "I was too nice to give myself credit for", his words not mine! What would your friends say about you at your funeral?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 712 ✭✭✭arsenallegend


    "He was one sexy fella";)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    What a handsome corpse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "He owed me a fiver".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 712 ✭✭✭arsenallegend


    "lets piss on his grave"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    "lets piss on his grave"

    Ah now, no would say or do that if you died


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    I don't have any friends:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    wouldnt care once slags that barley knew me and that I hated didnt put up tacky facebook statuses saying how much they miss me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,643 ✭✭✭✭cson


    The ones that weren't there making sure I was dead would be saying "where's his will"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    wouldnt care once slags that barley knew me and that I hated didnt put up tacky facebook statuses saying how much they miss me.

    It sounds like you're speaking from personal experience.

    But that would make you a...

    G-G-G-GHOST!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    nicegirl wrote: »
    I asked this to my friend this evening, and he said he would say "I was too nice to give myself credit for", his words not mine! What would your friends say about you at your funeral?

    ye right....anyone else spot the username?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    ye right....anyone else spot the username?

    My friend said this not me, and I decided to ask you all in boards what your friends would say about you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    If I'm dead, they would have have been dead for weeks.... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    "Better him than me"

    "Stick a fork in him, I think his done"

    "Get up, Griffen262!! Its not funny anymore"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,764 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Thank God he gone

    Now lets party

    EVENFLOW



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭KevinVonSpiel


    scareydoll wrote: »
    I don't have any friends:(

    Count yourself lucky, they're a pain in the hole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    It sounds like you're speaking from personal experience.

    But that would make you a...

    G-G-G-GHOST!

    Perhaps so . . . . :pac:

    No but really it was a friends of mines anniversary yesterday and a couple of aul hoors that I knew he hated were posting these tacky statuses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    "Thank fuck"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    "Wanna dig him up later?"

    "Well, thank fùck that whole "Duggy" thing is over!"

    "Dibs on his shoes"

    Or.......to freak the mourners out:

    "Hey everyone, I'm back! It's me, Duggy, I just asked Sean if I could share his body for a small while."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    nicegirl wrote: »
    My friend said this not me, and I decided to ask you all in boards what your friends would say about you

    did your friend decide your username aswell?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    "that'll shut her up for a while anyway"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    did your friend decide your username aswell?

    No


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    Now what are we boing to do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    "I told him not to smoke crack......"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,319 ✭✭✭miss5


    "Let's raid her closet"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    How did he live so long, doing what he did1?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    nicegirl wrote: »
    No

    ok, I'l take your word for it


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Told you she didn't have a dick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    ok, I'l take your word for it

    I do remember you were the same person who put a horrible comment in about me a few weeks ago, and wouldn't remove it. I'm happy with who I am, I can't say the same about you given my impression of you


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭crow_eat_crow


    But he was so young...


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