What would your friends say about you at your funeral?

nicegirl

I asked this to my friend this evening, and he said he would say "I was too nice to give myself credit for", his words not mine! What would your friends say about you at your funeral?

arsenallegend

"He was one sexy fella";)

Latchy

What a handsome corpse

starbelgrade

"He owed me a fiver".

arsenallegend

"lets piss on his grave"

nicegirl

arsenallegend wrote: »

"lets piss on his grave"

Ah now, no would say or do that if you died

Scarydoll

I don't have any friends:(

landsleaving

Jordan Berbatov

wouldnt care once slags that barley knew me and that I hated didnt put up tacky facebook statuses saying how much they miss me.

cson

The ones that weren't there making sure I was dead would be saying "where's his will"

landsleaving

Jordan Berbatov wrote: »

wouldnt care once slags that barley knew me and that I hated didnt put up tacky facebook statuses saying how much they miss me.

It sounds like you're speaking from personal experience.

But that would make you a...

G-G-G-GHOST!

--LOS--

nicegirl wrote: »

I asked this to my friend this evening, and he said he would say "I was too nice to give myself credit for", his words not mine! What would your friends say about you at your funeral?

ye right....anyone else spot the username?

nicegirl

--LOS-- wrote: »

ye right....anyone else spot the username?

My friend said this not me, and I decided to ask you all in boards what your friends would say about you

KeithM89_old

If I'm dead, they would have have been dead for weeks....

Griffen262

"Better him than me"

"Stick a fork in him, I think his done"

"Get up, Griffen262!! Its not funny anymore"

The_Kew_Tour

Thank God he gone

Now lets party

KevinVonSpiel

scareydoll wrote: »

I don't have any friends:(

Count yourself lucky, they're a pain in the hole.

Jordan Berbatov

landsleaving wrote: »

It sounds like you're speaking from personal experience.

But that would make you a...

G-G-G-GHOST!

Perhaps so . . . . :pac:

No but really it was a friends of mines anniversary yesterday and a couple of aul hoors that I knew he hated were posting these tacky statuses.

brummytom

"Thank fuck"

Duggy747

"Wanna dig him up later?"

"Well, thank fùck that whole "Duggy" thing is over!"

"Dibs on his shoes"

Or.......to freak the mourners out:

"Hey everyone, I'm back! It's me, Duggy, I just asked Sean if I could share his body for a small while."

Jordan Berbatov

nicegirl wrote: »

My friend said this not me, and I decided to ask you all in boards what your friends would say about you

did your friend decide your username aswell?

alwaysadub

"that'll shut her up for a while anyway"

nicegirl

Jordan Berbatov wrote: »

did your friend decide your username aswell?

No

MoodeRator

Now what are we boing to do?

tony1kenobi

"I told him not to smoke crack......"

miss5

"Let's raid her closet"

MoodeRator

How did he live so long, doing what he did1?!

Jordan Berbatov

nicegirl wrote: »

No

ok, I'l take your word for it

Tar.Aldarion

Told you she didn't have a dick

nicegirl

Jordan Berbatov wrote: »

ok, I'l take your word for it

I do remember you were the same person who put a horrible comment in about me a few weeks ago, and wouldn't remove it. I'm happy with who I am, I can't say the same about you given my impression of you

crow_eat_crow

But he was so young...

Fluffybums

Don't want a funeral - leaving the bod to medical science, assuming they want it when I've finished trying to destroy it:P.

Kasabian

"He did say he was sick"

--LOS--

nicegirl, forgive us for finding it hilarious that your "friend" said that you were too nice to give yourself credit for.......if you can't see the joke in there...something something something

alwaysadub

Fluffybums wrote: »

Don't want a funeral - leaving the bod to medical science, assuming they want it when I've finished trying to destroy it:P.

So they can find a cure for bum fluff?

arsenallegend

"why does god take away the sexy ones so young"

nicegirl

--LOS-- wrote: »

nicegirl, forgive us for finding it hilarious that your "friend" said that you were too nice to give yourself credit for.......if you can't see the joke in there...something something something

I see it alright LOS! You are grand

IvySlayer

I'd expect them to break down crying and pointing towards the sky shouting

'YOU BASTARD!! Why do you take the good ones?'

--LOS--

only the good die young.....all the evil seem to live forever...da da da daa da daaaa......

maiden anyone?

JONJO THE MISER

starbelgrade wrote: »

"He owed me a fiver".

Sounds like what would be said at mine alright:p.

shuvly

It may possibly be me, and may the AH dearest tech crew prove me wrong..(which wud'nt take a lot after a few 7 ups that I've had..).but can't get the utube of the devil is dead by the chieftains up... which is me almost now...

--LOS--

shuvly wrote: »

It may possibly be me, and may the AH dearest tech crew prove me wrong..(which wud'nt take a lot after a few 7 ups that I've had..).but can't get the utube of the devil is dead by the chieftains up... which is me almost now...

7up you say?

JCDUB

shuvly considering your obvious innebriation, here's a dig-out:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6A-ucLv44Y

starbelgrade

Mate No.1: "I see dead people"

Mate No.2: "There's only one, you cross eyed muppet"

shuvly

Ta 4 that! Cudn't get it up...hit me!

JCDUB

shuvly wrote: »

Cudn't get it up...

Aaaaahhhh Jaysus, keep that to yourself. We don't wanna know:eek::pac:

Jordan Berbatov

nicegirl wrote: »

I do remember you were the same person who put a horrible comment in about me a few weeks ago, and wouldn't remove it. I'm happy with who I am, I can't say the same about you given my impression of you

calling DCU 'Dumb ***** University' was hardly a personal attack towards you, bit of banter like.

shuvly

Yeah, I had 7 up...but only a small bit, that was maybe completely disturbed by a large bit of JD...I have no coke and what is a girl to do...we have to make do with the small things in life, such is our crucifix...

nicegirl

Jordan Berbatov wrote: »

calling DCU 'Dumb ***** University' was hardly a personal attack towards you, bit of banter like.

I don't think anyone from DCU would like something like that being said on Boards

--LOS--

nicegirl wrote: »

I don't think anyone from DCU would like something like that being said on Boards

no they wouldn't, but the stereotype in DCU is not dumb, it's smart but laid-back

starbelgrade

nicegirl wrote: »

I don't think anyone from DCU would like something like that being said on Boards

Most of them can't even read, let alone use a computer, so it hardly matters.