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Liverpool big name to top the JT story !

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  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You've got to hold and give
    But do it at the right time
    You can be slow or fast
    But you must get to the line
    They'll always hit you and hurt you
    Defend and attack
    Theres only one way to beat them
    Get round the back


  • #33
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    Can someone PM me the player's name if they know it? Ta.


  • #34
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,664 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Cups of apathy! Get your cups of apathy here! 2 forra eur-ah!


  • #35
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Alex Curran (gerards wife) is supposed to have been playing away from hom and the alleged person she was with is (again allegedly) Kris Commons of Derby County.

    Gerard has allegedly gotten a 16 year old scouser pregnant.

    The only surprise here is that a liverpoool player has managed to score (allegedly :) )


  • #36
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Whats a super injunction?

    It's an injunction with extra cheese and pickle.


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  • #37
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Liverpool? Who are they?



    /drinks milk.


  • #38
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    git_ireland wrote: »
    Liverpool player moving abroad in the summer because his wife's having an affair with a Derby County player and he's got a 16 year old pregnant, and she's keeping it. Apparently everyone in Liverpool has already accepted that he's going. He's in court at the moment trying to stop it all coming out so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.
    Good idea - you can tell the story if you don't let on who it is. Just vague details that it's a married Liverpool player in the england squad. Could be any of one people.


  • #39
    Opium led greed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Opium led greed


    lol there's not many people on the liverpool squad who play for england too, and it doesn't really sound like Jamie Carragher


  • #40
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Judge - So Mr Gerard, why do you feel an injunction should be applied in this case?

    Stevie - Well your holiness, to protect the minor in question


  • #41
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Whyme wrote: »
    Rumours abound that a liverpool ace is in court today seeking a super injunction to stop the papers and media from reporting on a sensational story ! Got it from a good source here that it wont cover Ireland !


    Hang-on, a Liverpool ace? lol

    Liverpool have never, ever won the Premier League. They're a nothing team full of nothing players.


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  • #42
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    cloneslad wrote: »
    Alex Curran (gerards wife) is supposed to have been playing away from hom and the alleged person she was with is (again allegedly) Kris Commons of Derby County.

    Gerard has allegedly gotten a 16 year old scouser pregnant.

    The only surprise here is that a liverpoool player has managed to score (allegedly :) )

    I heard that too!


  • #43
    Opium led greed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Opium led greed


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Hang-on, a Liverpool ace? lol

    Liverpool have never, ever won the Premier League. They're a nothing team full of nothing players.

    Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer. Best midfielder in england if you ask me.


  • #44
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Opium led greed wrote: »
    Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer.

    Obviously not there chief, I don't rate him at all.


  • #45
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    As funny as this would be, its probably not true, seeing as two weeks ago he had apparently got a super injunction because his wife was sh*gging a drug dealer and one of the kids wasn't his.

    These things grow legs. Plus, who cares about a chav's private life?


  • #46
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Zohan didn't you used to be a Mod round here?


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
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    Opium led greed wrote: »
    Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer. Best midfielder in england if you ask me.

    Lampard, Fabregas?


  • #48
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    mike65 wrote: »
    Zohan didn't you used to be a Mod round here?

    :o

    Yup...I'm just having some fun now as a mere pleb. :)


  • #49
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Opium led greed wrote: »
    Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer. Best midfielder in england if you ask me.

    Not on this seasons form, but yes.


  • #50
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    What's the legal age limit in England for sinking the pink?


  • #51
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    What's the legal age limit in England for sinking the pink?

    16.

    Interestingly, it's 12 in the Vatican.


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  • #52
    Opium led greed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Opium led greed


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Lampard, Fabregas?

    Fabregas isn't english, just plays there. As for Lampard well that's subjective, but to write Gerrard off as a nothing player is just silly. Anyone who knows anything about football will agree he's a quality player. These are the same type who would be full of praise for him if he played for Chelsea/Utd/etc.


  • #53
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    What's the legal age limit in England for sinking the pink?
    http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Biggins wrote: »
    A confused M6
    No... wait.... :o

    I really shouldnt, but have a thanks


  • #55
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,664 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Opium led greed wrote: »
    Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer. Best midfielder in england if you ask me.

    That's why no-one asked you. ;)


  • #56
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Breaking news: Scumbag footballer is a scumbag

    moving swiftly on...


  • #57
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Interestingly, it's 12 in the Vatican.
    What do ya expect?

    In the early days they wanted to get boys into the priesthood,
    Now they are trying to get priesthood into the...


  • #58
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Biggins wrote: »
    What do ya expect?

    In the early days they wanted to get boys into the priesthood,
    Now they are trying to get priest's hoods into the...

    FYP. ;)


  • #59
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Opium led greed wrote: »
    lol there's not many people on the liverpool squad who play for england too, and it doesn't really sound like Jamie Carragher


    Carragher retired from the England squad when he was 27 or so...so that automatically ruled him out.

    The word ace also ruled out: Lucas, babel, Skrtel, Kuyt and anyone else who isn't called Torres


  • #60
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    cloneslad wrote: »
    The word ace also ruled out: Lucas, babel, Skrtel, Kuyt and anyone else who isn't called Torres

    Ace is just one of those newspaper words that no one actually uses. Romp and saucy are another ones.


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  • #61
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Ace is just one of those newspaper words that no one actually uses. Romp and saucy are another ones.

    "Liverpool ace in saucy romp"

    Tomorrows headline?


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