Liverpool big name to top the JT story !

Whyme

Rumours abound that a liverpool ace is in court today seeking a super injunction to stop the papers and media from reporting on a sensational story ! Got it from a good source here that it wont cover Ireland !

chin_grin

In Before WTF?

Mr check raise

stevie G and a 16 year old?

FlutterinBantam

:eek: Make that 12!!!

El Guapo!

chin_grin wrote: »

In Before WTF?

WTF??

My name is URL

Links?

mike65

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, In before the lockout.

Whyme

mike65 wrote: »

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, In before the lockout.

Sorry new to this what do you mean

Biggins

A story with no details about a non-story that has loads of details apparently.
Talk about leading one up the garden path and leaving them there...!

My name is URL

Whyme wrote: »

Sorry new to this what do you mean

He's a Liverpool supporter!

Soccer threads aren't really allowed in AH btw

s_carnage

Whyme wrote: »

Sorry new to this what do you mean

Think he means your post did this:

DazMarz

SO what???

m@cc@

My name is URL wrote: »

He's a Liverpool supporter!

Soccer threads aren't really allowed in AH btw

It isn't really a soccer thread in the same way that MJ's death wasn't a music thread.

Biggins

Tell us a tale without their real names?

Call the football person "Cowen" and the person he's involved with "Harney" for example!
Might be interesting indeed!

Crann na Beatha

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Biggins

m@cc@ wrote: »

It isn't really a soccer thread in the same way that MJ's death wasn't a music thread.

Wasn't a loss either!

...Runs for coat and helmet...

Orizio

Shagging 16 year olds now, how many degenerates is there in this sport exactly?

Biggins

Orizio wrote: »

Shagging 16 year olds now, how many degenerates is there in this sport exactly?

We ARE talking a sport with a lot of balls of course! :rolleyes:

yop

Liverpool had an affair with the PL trophy as thats the only way they were gonna get their hands on it

stovelid

why shouldn't he seek sexual partners on the same intellectual level as him?

Biggins

stovelid wrote: »

why shouldn't he seek sexual partners on the same intellectual level as him?

Probably better than him by the looks of things!

happyfriday

I really hope this is not true because I am sick hearing about these people and their sordid affairs. It's never ending. The shocking headlines now would be *insert famous sport personality here* faithful to wife. :rolleyes:

OutlawPete

Whyme wrote: »

Rumours abound that a liverpool ace is in court today seeking a super injunction to stop the papers and media from reporting on a sensational story ! Got it from a good source here that it wont cover Ireland !

I'd be more worried about Super-Rush if I were you

Opium led greed

Where's the story ?

I'm literally dying with anticipation.

Pot Noodle =

Anyone know who it is pM if you do many thanks

Biggins

Opium led greed wrote: »

Where's the story ?

I'm literally dying with anticipation.

I can recommend a good laxative for that!

Bob the Seducer

There was a story about the wife doing the rounds too, I'd take it all with a pinch of salt at the moment until some newspaper actually runs with it. Otherwise it's just speculation and rumour.

git_ireland

Liverpool player moving abroad in the summer because his wife's having an affair with a Derby County player and he's got a 16 year old pregnant, and she's keeping it. Apparently everyone in Liverpool has already accepted that he's going. He's in court at the moment trying to stop it all coming out so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.

Royale with Cheese

Would go some way to explaining his utter shítness this season.

Whats a super injunction?

Biggins

Deleted User wrote: »

Whats a super injunction?

A confused M6
No... wait....

dr.bollocko

You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back

geeky

Can someone PM me the player's name if they know it? Ta.

cson

Cups of apathy! Get your cups of apathy here! 2 forra eur-ah!

cloneslad

Alex Curran (gerards wife) is supposed to have been playing away from hom and the alleged person she was with is (again allegedly) Kris Commons of Derby County.

Gerard has allegedly gotten a 16 year old scouser pregnant.

The only surprise here is that a liverpoool player has managed to score (allegedly )

kraggy

Deleted User wrote: »

Whats a super injunction?

It's an injunction with extra cheese and pickle.

TheZohanS

Liverpool? Who are they?



/drinks milk.

pwd

git_ireland wrote: »

Liverpool player moving abroad in the summer because his wife's having an affair with a Derby County player and he's got a 16 year old pregnant, and she's keeping it. Apparently everyone in Liverpool has already accepted that he's going. He's in court at the moment trying to stop it all coming out so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.

Good idea - you can tell the story if you don't let on who it is. Just vague details that it's a married Liverpool player in the england squad. Could be any of one people.

Opium led greed

lol there's not many people on the liverpool squad who play for england too, and it doesn't really sound like Jamie Carragher

My name is URL

Judge - So Mr Gerard, why do you feel an injunction should be applied in this case?

Stevie - Well your holiness, to protect the minor in question

TheZohanS

Whyme wrote: »

Rumours abound that a liverpool ace is in court today seeking a super injunction to stop the papers and media from reporting on a sensational story ! Got it from a good source here that it wont cover Ireland !

Hang-on, a Liverpool ace? lol

Liverpool have never, ever won the Premier League. They're a nothing team full of nothing players.

IvySlayer

cloneslad wrote: »

Alex Curran (gerards wife) is supposed to have been playing away from hom and the alleged person she was with is (again allegedly) Kris Commons of Derby County.

Gerard has allegedly gotten a 16 year old scouser pregnant.

The only surprise here is that a liverpoool player has managed to score (allegedly )

I heard that too!

Opium led greed

TheZohan wrote: »

Hang-on, a Liverpool ace? lol

Liverpool have never, ever won the Premier League. They're a nothing team full of nothing players.

Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer. Best midfielder in england if you ask me.

TheZohanS

Opium led greed wrote: »

Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer.

Obviously not there chief, I don't rate him at all.

Trashbat

As funny as this would be, its probably not true, seeing as two weeks ago he had apparently got a super injunction because his wife was sh*gging a drug dealer and one of the kids wasn't his.

These things grow legs. Plus, who cares about a chav's private life?

mike65

Zohan didn't you used to be a Mod round here?

Opium led greed

Opium led greed wrote: »

Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer. Best midfielder in england if you ask me.

Lampard, Fabregas?

TheZohanS

mike65 wrote: »

Zohan didn't you used to be a Mod round here?

Yup...I'm just having some fun now as a mere pleb.

m@cc@

Opium led greed wrote: »

Even the worst of the utd supporting liverpool haters would agree that he is a quality footballer. Best midfielder in england if you ask me.

Not on this seasons form, but yes.

CountingCrows

What's the legal age limit in England for sinking the pink?

m@cc@

CountingCrows wrote: »

What's the legal age limit in England for sinking the pink?

16.

Interestingly, it's 12 in the Vatican.