What was the worst excuse you used to break up with someone?

arsenallegend · 23-04-2010 01:07PM #1

So have you guys ever used a excuse to break up with a boyfriend or girlfriend cause you didn't want to be with them . And has it ever come back and bit you on the backside

SRFC90 · 23-04-2010 01:10PM

"You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either. Sorry."

arsenallegend · 23-04-2010 01:12PM

I said i was joining the army and would be gone for a few years

ottostreet · 23-04-2010 01:18PM

i pretended to get a phone call from my dad, claiming that my mother had had a heart attack and i was to come home immediately. wasn't going out with the girl, i just went on 'a date', and her pics were...flattering.

every time she texted me to meet up afterwards, i claimed i had to look after my mother..

OutlawPete · 23-04-2010 01:18PM

When I was 14 I broke it off with a girl cause she wouldn't french kiss.

So I told her that, I wasn't allowed to be friends with anyone from her estate anymore

We got back together though as I heard she french kissed a guy at the Scout Den disco and rumour had it, she used tongues.

The rumours were correct and now we have two kids and a mortgage.

Just kidding on the last bit.

Karl Hungus · 23-04-2010 01:18PM

Crocodiles bit off my face.

old hippy · 23-04-2010 01:19PM

I don't think I ever lied to them, I'm not a coward. But I could have been nicer to one or two of them, that's for sure.

Snowie · 23-04-2010 01:21PM

its not you its me.......

Or even beeter i dont like the way you wriggle around when we have sex I want you to lie there and think of england...

23-04-2010 01:21PM

Im just going to get a pint of milk!

Then never come back, or if you do bring a pint of milk!

IvyTheTerrible · 23-04-2010 01:25PM

arsenallegend wrote: »

So have you guys ever used a excuse to break up with a boyfriend or girlfriend cause you didn't want to be with them . And has it ever come back and bit you on the backside

Have you?

arsenallegend · 23-04-2010 01:26PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Have you?

yep look above you

xzanti · 23-04-2010 01:27PM

ottostreet wrote: »

i pretended to get a phone call from my dad, claiming that my mother had had a heart attack and i was to come home immediately. wasn't going out with the girl, i just went on 'a date', and her pics were...flattering.

every time she texted me to meet up afterwards, i claimed i had to look after my mother..

There's a special corner in Hell reserved for you

GLaDOS · 23-04-2010 01:28PM

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Crocodiles bit off my face.

P.S. I am gay

arsenallegend · 23-04-2010 01:29PM

i used i'm gay a few times but somehow they try to get me set up with their gay friends:eek:

drunkymonkey · 23-04-2010 01:29PM

It's not me it's you!

IvyTheTerrible · 23-04-2010 01:30PM

arsenallegend wrote: »

yep look above you

Apologies, didn't see!

ScumLord · 23-04-2010 01:31PM

It's too dangerous, my enemy's may use you against me and I can't risk that. Now I must go back to the ocean. Aquaman away!

*Jumps off bridge*

arsenallegend · 23-04-2010 01:32PM

ScumLord wrote: »

It's too dangerous, my enemy's may use you against me and I can't risk that. Now I must go back to the ocean. Aquaman away!

*Jumps off bridge*

did she jump in after you:p

homerun_homer · 23-04-2010 01:33PM

Dumped someone for being a vegetarian once last year.

ScumLord · 23-04-2010 01:34PM

arsenallegend wrote: »

did she jump in after you:p

Ya, I should have used a different superhero I think she was from the ocean herself. But there was a bridge there and it just seemed like the easiest option. We're now married 6 years and have 2 tadpoles and a herring together.

xzanti · 23-04-2010 01:36PM

homerun_homer wrote: »

Dumped someone for being a vegetarian once last year.

Cause she was a vegetarian or cause she wouldn't 'eat meat'?

:pac:

arsenallegend · 23-04-2010 01:46PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Ya, I should have used a different superhero I think she was from the ocean herself. But there was a bridge there and it just seemed like the easiest option. We're now married 6 years and have 2 tadpoles and a herring together.

Sounds very fishy:p

23-04-2010 02:21PM

i was texting a girl for awhile, everything going really well till will ferrell came up in conversation, then it happened 'whoes will ferrell ha?' is what she said........never text her since

cloneslad · 23-04-2010 02:34PM

was going with a girl for about 2 months during second year in college, then at the end of March I broke up with her cos I couldn't be arsed with a relationship and I just wanted to be a manwhore so I told her I liked her too much to become anymore involved with her as it would be too hard for me to be apart from her over the summer.

She did ask me to stay around over summer (also told me she loved me) but I told her I couldn't leave my dad in the house on his own all over summer......Queue the relationship I started the following year which led to me staying there for the next 3 years and only going home every 4 or 5 months for a few days!!

Stephentlig · 23-04-2010 02:37PM

Honesty is the best Policy, just tell them the reason and be done with it.excuses are for cowards man.

m@cc@ · 23-04-2010 02:38PM

"You said you were 14"

ToxicPaddy · 23-04-2010 02:50PM

drunkymonkey wrote: »

It's not me it's you!

Used that one too.. announced I wanted to finish it, but I was a bit hestiant when asked why and she said sarcastically, "let me guess its not me its you, right!!"

To which I replied, "Nope, its definitely you.. always has been you.. always will be you.. "

She didnt take it too well..

Not really an excuse, more so the bitter truth!!

Tox

happyfriday · 23-04-2010 03:00PM

'I really like you as a friend and I'm afraid if we continue to see each other that our friendship will be ruined' and of course we never spoke again. And the old favourite 'I just don't think I'm ready to be in a relationship right now' :rolleyes: Both were true but really crap excuses really!!

jimoc · 23-04-2010 03:03PM

Or the classic :

'The infection hasn't cleared up yet and I'd hate to pass it on to you'

Wazdakka · 23-04-2010 03:05PM

Guys...
You don't need to go through all the pain, stress and lying of breaking up with someone.

Just get them to break up with you instead.
It's simples..

When the two of you are having sexy time, get behind her in the doggy position, grab on tight, then lean down and whisper in her ear......
"Oooh you feel just like your sister.."

Firstly... provided you can keep your grip, thats gonna be some epic sex..

Secondly... She is so dumping your ass after that*.. So problem solved

*If she doesn't dump you.... Giggidy...

homerun_homer · 23-04-2010 03:07PM

"I'm emotionally unavailable and not ready to start a relationship".

She didn't stop bitching about me for the next 2 years after that.

What was the worst excuse you used to break up with someone?

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