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Last time you got your Nat King ?

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  • #32
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Right, thats it, I'm going out tonight


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ben Wonderful Jackpot wrote: »
    Right, thats it, I'm going out tonight

    Good luck with that. Match on = sausagefest ;)


  • #34
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Abitar wrote: »
    Good luck with that. Match on = sausagefest ;)

    Right you are, maybe I should try a different tactic. I'm gonna hang around the wine aisle at Tesco and suss out the unhappy ladies buying bottles of chardonnay who look like they might just be heading home to drink in the dark and bitch about their sad lonely life, then I can slide over flash a smile recommend a good bottle, ask them to recommend a dvd and before you know it we'll be back at her shack hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing :cool:


  • #35
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins will be in any minute now to tell us its not called 'getting your hole' its called 'making love' :pac:.

    :D"Making luvvvvvv" O' yea...


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ben Wonderful Jackpot wrote: »
    Right you are, maybe I should try a different tactic. I'm gonna hang around the wine aisle at Tesco and suss out the unhappy ladies buying bottles of chardonnay who look like they might just be heading home to drink in the dark and bitch about their sad lonely life, then I can slide over flash a smile recommend a good bottle, ask them to recommend a dvd and before you know it we'll be back at her shack hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing :cool:

    See ya there :pac:


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ...And I don't just make luvvvv!
    I make sweet music between the sheets like a symphony played with the finest of instruments. :D


  • #38
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    ...And I don't just make luvvvv!
    I make sweet music between the sheets like a symphony played with the finest of instruments. :D

    With Montovani as conductor :pac:


  • #39
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Latchy wrote: »
    With Montovani as conductor :pac:

    ...And me dressed as a classic British wrestler.
    "Hi - I'm BIG daddy. Cum and get it!"


  • #40
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    sam34 wrote: »
    couple of weeks

    damn volcano scuppered travel plans for last friday weekend

    I've been cockblocked by my buddies and buddies of the girl before...but i have never been cockblocked by a Volcano.


  • #41
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    ...And me dressed as a classic British wrestler.
    "Hi - I'm BIG daddy. Cum and get it!"

    Hulk Hogan springs to mind here :D


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  • #42
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Latchy wrote: »
    Hulk Hogan springs to mind here :D
    He gets to the bed and whips out the incredible bulk! :eek:


    :pac:


  • #43
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    He gets to the bed and whips out the incredible bulk! :eek:


    :pac:
    yeah How lucky is that wife of his ;)


    :pac:


  • #44
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell strangers on the internet it was yesterday!


  • #45
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Bob the Seducer wrote: »
    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell strangers on the internet...

    I haven't voted. :o


  • #46
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    Ben Wonderful Jackpot wrote: »
    Right you are, maybe I should try a different tactic. I'm gonna hang around the wine aisle at Tesco and suss out the unhappy ladies buying bottles of chardonnay who look like they might just be heading home to drink in the dark and bitch about their sad lonely life, then I can slide over flash a smile recommend a good bottle, ask them to recommend a dvd and before you know it we'll be back at her shack hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing :cool:

    You'll find me in the vodka section


  • #47
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Ms. Captain M wrote: »
    You'll find me in the vodka section

    Take him home and make him drink tequila, while you talk dirty in Spanish ;)


  • #48
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Take him home and make him drink tequila, while you talk dirty in Spanish ;)

    I can't we're not related


  • #49
    slippy wicket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Any chance of a more than 10 years option:eek:


  • #50
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    There's no "never" option either.


  • #51
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    Nothing like a thread like this to make you feel shitty.

    Au contraire, I'm feeling pretty good about myself!


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  • #52
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Far too long............:(


  • #53
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    theres a reason i end up in copper face jacks once a month......helps with these polls,

    2 weeks anyways, thank you coppers and its friendly clientele.


  • #54
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Looks like someone is learning Cockney Rhyming slang, aren't we all so impressed.


  • #55
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    ..at Lunch time.


    Nothing kick-starts your afternoon like getting your hole


  • #56
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,411 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Where's the "brummytom" option?

    he'd be this polls atari jaguar alright!

    :pac:

    er... OP...

    no harm in going for it yerself ya know...


  • #57
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    does **** off to granny porn count


  • #58
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    Nothing like a thread like this to make you feel shitty.

    I don't think the OP meant that hole.


  • #59
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Where's the "brummytom" option?

    There's plenty more virgins on here than just me Zohan, it's the internet for christ sake! Low blow man, low blow :(


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    he'd be this polls atari jaguar alright!

    Rawwwwwrrrrr


  • #60
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Why do you call it your Nat King?

    Old Dublin slang, Nat King Cole.. as in Hole!

    If you say what I've got to shag, you'd give it up and have a pint!


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  • #61
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Far, far, FAR too long ago. :mad:


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