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Last time you got your Nat King ?

  • 21-04-2010 6:27pm
    #1
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭


    For me, it was 3 weeks ago. Fairly blue now though.:eek:

    Last time you got your Nat King ? 113 votes

    a day
    0% 0 votes
    a week
    31% 36 votes
    a month
    32% 37 votes
    6 months
    20% 23 votes
    a year
    12% 14 votes
    more than a year
    2% 3 votes
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Comments

  • #2
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I know it's hard, but try to keep your head up, you never know what'll cum along.


  • #3
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8tRTZIx298


    About 2 minutes ago...

    :p


  • #4
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Clever title, learn that today?


  • #5
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Ten minutes ago off yore ma.


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    myob and gtfo


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  • #7
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Degsy wrote: »
    Ten minutes ago off yore ma.
    And you started 13 minutes ago.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #8
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Why do you call it your Nat King?


  • #9
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Wheres the 'just now' option?


  • #10
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Popped a ripe 25 year old a few nights ago.

    Nice and clean,good thicket and was fond of backdoor action.

    Think she was a Garda from Kevin st. but was an enthusiastic partner in fairness.

    Fancied a spunking over the tits, which was agreeable but unusual.


    Other than that fairly routine.


  • #11
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Wibbs wrote: »
    And you started 13 minutes ago.

    it only takes a minute.....so take that say


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  • #12
    yerayeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Why do you call it your Nat King?

    Nat King Cole = hole, I think.


  • #13
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    My boiler is oil-fired.
    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Clever title, learn that today?

    I'd say the OP is just a Tony Fenton fan! ;):D

    "Nat King" :rolleyes:


  • #14
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    and myob means mind your own business, if you dont know what gtfo means then you shouldnt be on the internet


  • #15
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    I pity those 3 people who clicked a more than a year.


  • #16
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Where's the never option?


  • #17
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    On the job now.

    God bless smartphones.


  • #18
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    stovelid wrote: »
    On the job now.

    God bless smartphones.

    Be careful goats give ewe wiplash....:)


  • #19
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    I pity those 3 people who clicked a more than a year.

    Would you like to change that to a more frequent thing for me...:D


  • #20
    yerayeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Would you like to change that to a more frequent thing for me...:D

    Joey the Lips not getting his soul?! Tell me it ain't so!!:eek:


  • #21
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    yerayeah wrote: »
    Joey the Lips not getting his soul?! Tell me it ain't so!!:eek:

    I aint telling but if there is offers who am i not to accept...:D


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  • #22
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Biggins will be in any minute now to tell us its not called 'getting your hole' its called 'making love' :pac:





    Can't answer poll, think it falls between two options.


  • #23
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    MJ23 wrote: »
    For me, it was 3 weeks ago. Fairly blue now though.:eek:

    Congratulations on getting laid. You are probably the only person to ever have gotten laid.


  • #24
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Would you like to change that to a more frequent thing for me...:D

    No can do, dude. :P


  • #25
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    We need a '2 weeks ago, with someone else's girlfriend' option!!!

    ;):o


  • #26
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    We need a '2 weeks ago, with someone else's girlfriend' option!!!

    ;):o


    Did ya get her number? sounds like you two are right for each other ;)


  • #27
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    couple of weeks

    damn volcano scuppered travel plans for last friday weekend


  • #28
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins will be in any minute now to tell us its not called 'getting your hole' its called 'making love' :pac:

    Or maybe getting your ' whole weeks wages ' :pac:


    As for moi , most recently .


  • #29
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Where's the "brummytom" option?


  • #30
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Popped a ripe 25 year old a few nights ago.

    Nice and clean,good thicket and was fond of backdoor action.

    Think she was a Garda from Kevin st. but was an enthusiastic partner in fairness.

    Fancied a spunking over the tits, which was agreeable but unusual.


    Other than that fairly routine.

    Blow-up doll technology has really improved hasnt it?


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  • #31
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Nothing like a thread like this to make you feel shitty.


  • #32
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Right, thats it, I'm going out tonight


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ben Wonderful Jackpot wrote: »
    Right, thats it, I'm going out tonight

    Good luck with that. Match on = sausagefest ;)


  • #34
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Abitar wrote: »
    Good luck with that. Match on = sausagefest ;)

    Right you are, maybe I should try a different tactic. I'm gonna hang around the wine aisle at Tesco and suss out the unhappy ladies buying bottles of chardonnay who look like they might just be heading home to drink in the dark and bitch about their sad lonely life, then I can slide over flash a smile recommend a good bottle, ask them to recommend a dvd and before you know it we'll be back at her shack hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing :cool:


  • #35
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins will be in any minute now to tell us its not called 'getting your hole' its called 'making love' :pac:.

    :D"Making luvvvvvv" O' yea...


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ben Wonderful Jackpot wrote: »
    Right you are, maybe I should try a different tactic. I'm gonna hang around the wine aisle at Tesco and suss out the unhappy ladies buying bottles of chardonnay who look like they might just be heading home to drink in the dark and bitch about their sad lonely life, then I can slide over flash a smile recommend a good bottle, ask them to recommend a dvd and before you know it we'll be back at her shack hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing :cool:

    See ya there :pac:


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ...And I don't just make luvvvv!
    I make sweet music between the sheets like a symphony played with the finest of instruments. :D


  • #38
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    ...And I don't just make luvvvv!
    I make sweet music between the sheets like a symphony played with the finest of instruments. :D

    With Montovani as conductor :pac:


  • #39
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Latchy wrote: »
    With Montovani as conductor :pac:

    ...And me dressed as a classic British wrestler.
    "Hi - I'm BIG daddy. Cum and get it!"


  • #40
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    sam34 wrote: »
    couple of weeks

    damn volcano scuppered travel plans for last friday weekend

    I've been cockblocked by my buddies and buddies of the girl before...but i have never been cockblocked by a Volcano.


  • #41
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    ...And me dressed as a classic British wrestler.
    "Hi - I'm BIG daddy. Cum and get it!"

    Hulk Hogan springs to mind here :D


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  • #42
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Latchy wrote: »
    Hulk Hogan springs to mind here :D
    He gets to the bed and whips out the incredible bulk! :eek:


    :pac:


  • #43
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    He gets to the bed and whips out the incredible bulk! :eek:


    :pac:
    yeah How lucky is that wife of his ;)


    :pac:


  • #44
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell strangers on the internet it was yesterday!


  • #45
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Bob the Seducer wrote: »
    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell strangers on the internet...

    I haven't voted. :o


  • #46
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    Ben Wonderful Jackpot wrote: »
    Right you are, maybe I should try a different tactic. I'm gonna hang around the wine aisle at Tesco and suss out the unhappy ladies buying bottles of chardonnay who look like they might just be heading home to drink in the dark and bitch about their sad lonely life, then I can slide over flash a smile recommend a good bottle, ask them to recommend a dvd and before you know it we'll be back at her shack hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing :cool:

    You'll find me in the vodka section


  • #47
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Ms. Captain M wrote: »
    You'll find me in the vodka section

    Take him home and make him drink tequila, while you talk dirty in Spanish ;)


  • #48
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Take him home and make him drink tequila, while you talk dirty in Spanish ;)

    I can't we're not related


  • #49
    slippy wicket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Any chance of a more than 10 years option:eek:


  • #50
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    There's no "never" option either.


  • #51
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    Nothing like a thread like this to make you feel shitty.

    Au contraire, I'm feeling pretty good about myself!


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