Horrifying (yet hilarious) dates

was out there a while ago picked this girl up went to a house party she wanted to go back to mine on the way back she got sick a bit in the taxi still kissed her tho because i'm a durrrty git

Anyway got back to mine i'd lost me keys biatch jumped back into the taxi and fcuked off

Bad night !

Duggy747 wrote: »

Went on a blind date with a girl (She gave me her no. in college but I didn't see her face) where she ended up being a freak, texting me in the middle of the night with bizarre, creepy messages.

That was my 1st stalker! :pac:

..........course if you'd seen her face, she would have had stalker written all over it

Brought my girlfriend of a week out for valentines day last year, my first proper date also. Got all prepared, fully convincing myself I was the ****.
Went to see Friday the 13th in the cinema, trying to plan for a bit of "im scared!" arm around her deal. Turns out she found the entire film hilarious, whereas I was completely terrified and came to the sudden realisation I am no good at horror films.
We then went walking around for a bit and ended up at the nearest pub. Started drinking and actually having fun when her dad walked in the door. And sat down next to me. He had been drinking since 5. It was 11 at this point. He proceeded to ask me everything about myself, not let my girlfriend talk and then make me come to the bathroom with him so I wouldn't drink his pint. Managed to escape a closing time. Did not get a kiss goodnight from the gf. She broke it off a week later.

MitchKoobski wrote: »

Brought my girlfriend of a week out for valentines day last year, my first proper date also. Got all prepared, fully convincing myself I was the ****.
Went to see Friday the 13th in the cinema, trying to plan for a bit of "im scared!" arm around her deal. Turns out she found the entire film hilarious, whereas I was completely terrified and came to the sudden realisation I am no good at horror films.
We then went walking around for a bit and ended up at the nearest pub. Started drinking and actually having fun when her dad walked in the door. And sat down next to me. He had been drinking since 5. It was 11 at this point. He proceeded to ask me everything about myself, not let my girlfriend talk and then make me come to the bathroom with him so I wouldn't drink his pint. Managed to escape a closing time. Did not get a kiss goodnight from the gf. She broke it off a week later.

Ah parents, ruining sexy times for their kids since 40,000bc.