When kids embarass their parents - LOL

Fear Uladh · 19-04-2010 11:09PM

Was in the doctors, there was a little girl with her mum and this little black kid sitting across from her with his mum, the little black kid started coughing violently and the little girl said "mammy whats wrong with him" the ma says "he must be very sick love" to which the girl replied "is it because he is black mammy?"

we'llallhavetea_old · 19-04-2010 11:17PM

my daughter was about three, in dunnes at the meat counter. she started pointing at the, rather masculine, lady serving and saying "LOOK AT THE MAN LADY MAMMY!!"

pure coincidence that she used the term "man lady" btw.

Stinicker · 19-04-2010 11:25PM

When I was younger about 4 or 5 I was at a carnival funfair (Bumper cars etc.) and I begged my father to take me to the toilet but he was too busy talking to some girl from work; cue me taking out the nozzle and pissing down the leg of my fathers trousers!! When my mother came over she nearly died laughing and instead of scolding me, praised me much to the embarrassment of my father.

I once had my cousin with me (8) as I was taking him to Croker also and he decided to blurt out on the train; What's a Vagina? I stupidly answered, "a place you put things" and he then asked people on the train; What is in your Vagina? I gave him £20 to shut up and I nearly died of shame.

landsleaving · 19-04-2010 11:33PM

I was playing football with my cousin, who would have been pretty young at the time, can't remember what age exactly, when a black friend of my next door neighbour walks out of the house and past us. He takes this opportunity to shout 'Look, look, a chocolate man, a chocolate man' at the top of his voice.

Needless to say I dragged him indoors as fast as possible after a quick apology. The guy laughed his head off to his credit. I, unfortunately, just turned into a tomato man.

Tail Wagger · 19-04-2010 11:39PM

Some years ago my sister was going through a bit of a hard time
with her two sister-in -laws on her husbands side.

So one day when passing one of the in-laws she decided to call in
and see how things were going. She rang the door bell and walked straight into her in-laws home where the two sisters were in the kitchen.

Everyone said hi to each other and things were great while the kettle was being put on. In the corner of the room sat a son of the visiting sister, he was about 8 years old and in a trance looking at the telly... In the middle of the chatter between the 3 women the little guy turned to my sister and said, hey Mary your a fcuking smart bitch!...... And people say kids don't listen to our conversations.
Her sister-in-laws faces were priceless. My sister just broke out laughing...

Kasabian · 19-04-2010 11:43PM

Yesterday I was heading to the beach and decided to call by a friends house and see if she wanted to come along. Anyway yes , her and her daughter came with me. In the car I was making small talk with the kid , trying to be nice.

We pull up at the car park and as I am getting out of the car I over hear this cute little 5 year old say to her Mom , "we should have pretended we weren't in."

I was embarassed.

we'llallhavetea_old · 19-04-2010 11:45PM

lonad wrote: »

Yesterday I was heading to the beach and decided to call by a friends house and see if she wanted to come along. Anyway yes , her and her daughter came with me. In the car I was making small talk with the kid , trying to be nice.

We pull up at the car park and as I am getting out of the car I over hear this cute little 5 year old say to her Mom , "we should have pretended we weren't in."

I was embarassed.

that is unbearably cringe worthy stuff

Kasabian · 19-04-2010 11:49PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

that is unbearably cringe worthy stuff

I know

Dudess · 19-04-2010 11:52PM

These stories nearly always involve male genitalia - therefore lols guaranteed.

tony1kenobi · 20-04-2010 12:01AM

medicman2009 wrote: »

That's the only 'wrong' part of the story, surely most lads instinct would be to look at the ceiling, look at their watch, look at the wonderful tiling on the floor, anywhere but 'there.'

Based on the kids observation my instinct would have been to say "I'm not your dad......and it just is".

KeithM89_old · 20-04-2010 12:05AM

When i was about 6 or 7 - my Dad brought me to mass here he was doing a reading - about 5 minutes before he was meant to read - i got sick on him. :cool: He still went up to the alter and did the reading with sick all over his sunday best. As soon as he was done, he grabbed me and we left and got slagged about it for years after

yerayeah · 20-04-2010 12:07AM

We were out for dinner a few weeks ago, my 2 year old cousin started excitingly telling the waitress that her brother had 2 balls and one of them was really hard. Then her other brother blurts out that he likes playing with the 2 balls a lot.

Oh, how we laughed!:)

Gaelic football and soccer ball for those who're wondering!!:pac:

brummytom · 20-04-2010 12:24AM

I think I've posted this before:

I only ever called people by the colour of their top/shirt when I was about 3 (Pink lady, green man etc.)
In an indian restuarant, the uniform was black.

I get upset and start screaming;
"WHERE'S THE BLACK MANNNNNN?!!!" "I WANT THE BLACK MAN!!!" "BLACK MAN???" with my parents repeatedly trying to shush me, to no avail.

We left.

Also in a restaurant, when I was little, mom was explaining to me that all ladies had babies in their 'tummys', but 'not all of them came out'.

I pointed to a (apparently, obviously very health/fitness-conscious) woman and shouted: "Mommy, has that lady got a baby in her tummy?" She thought I was calling her fat, and cried.

We left.

Griffen262 · 20-04-2010 12:39AM

I punched my auld lad in the eye at mass when I was small, gave him a black eye aswel!!

Apparently, I got the wooden spoon when i got home.

Michaelrsh · 20-04-2010 12:39AM

In the supermarket, out loud, "Mammy, who was banging on the wall last night?"

Pacing Mule · 20-04-2010 09:02AM

Dudess wrote: »

These stories nearly always involve male genitalia - therefore lols guaranteed.

I was thinking the same - that and the innocent racism angle too. Some very funny stuff though.

Seth Brundle · 20-04-2010 09:43AM

neil_18_ wrote: »

The first time my brother saw an african man in dublin. It was on a train. He had never seen a person being a different colour in his life.

He pointed and very loudly and said.
"Daddy whats that?".

My parents were really embarresed for the whole journey.:o

The man took it in good humour though and laughed it off though!:P

I hope this doesnt offend anybody, he was only around 5! Pretty innocent!

I remember about 15-20 years a friend telling me how her daughter shouted ago about a black man sitting innocently on the bus "Mammy that man is really really dirty!"
He saw the funny side and just laughed but she was mortified!

IvyTheTerrible · 20-04-2010 09:50AM

kbannon wrote: »

I remember about 15-20 years a friend telling me how her daughter shouted ago about a black man sitting innocently on the bus "Mammy that man is really really dirty!"
He saw the funny side and just laughed but she was mortified!

My brother said the same when he was brought into casualty when he was around 2, and saw his first Indian doctor. Mum said she was mortified!

20-04-2010 09:55AM

kbannon wrote: »

I remember about 15-20 years a friend telling me how her daughter shouted ago about a black man sitting innocently on the bus "Mammy that man is really really dirty!"
He saw the funny side and just laughed but she was mortified!

Yeah apparently when I was little I announced "mammy that man isn't irish!"

she was laughing so much he saw the funny side too

Damo123 · 20-04-2010 10:17AM

Not really embarrassment. BUt when I was younger about 5 maybe... My auld man was out fixing something at the car and I was just running round, throwing stones and being annoying. So anyway he hits me a few slaps and screams at me to settle down. But just as thats happening the guards pull into the street. I ran over to them and said "that bastard over there doesnt have any tax or insurance on that car" the auld boy went pure red. But the guards thought it was hilarious and just told him to get it and then they moved on. Needless to say the head was handed to me as soon as I got in the house.

Tilt Gone · 20-04-2010 10:18AM

When I was being Christened, and the priest was just about to pour the holy water over my head I decided to have the biggest, smelliest baby poop my Mam had ever seen me do. The priest in fairness handled it pretty well (so I'm told.) His name was Father Green but by the time I was finished he could have been called Father Brown. I still get called Devil Child to this day.

Mr Freeze · 20-04-2010 11:46AM

Not my own experience, someone at work was telling us this one a while back.

He was in a crowded swimming pool changing room, and there was a Father there with a few kids, and he was getting them dressed and ready to leave, and one kid around 5yrs old was not having any of it, and wanted to get back in the pool.

So he was running around not wanting to dry off and get dressed, and his Dad was getting mad, and shouted at him to get over here and get dressed, to which the kid replied "Is there no way I can talk my way out of this?"

Everyone else in the dressing burst out laughing.

Tail Wagger · 20-04-2010 05:36PM

Apologies before you read this, but it's a true story!

when I was a younger man and the boys were obviously kids.
One Morning as I was doing the business with the wife in our bedroom,
the door opened and the youngest lad walked in, he was about 3 at the time.
"What are you doing Dad " he asked...ah I was having a jump in the bed.. just to pass it off.

The wife and I, started to sit up in the bed and we were both laughing at the idea of the lad. Can I have a jump in the bed like you Daddy he asked? Ok son go ahead!
He hopped onto the bed and assumed the position on top of the wife who was covered by the sheet!, and started doing the movements... We laughed for ages over that

Scarinae · 20-04-2010 06:49PM

My brother has always been pretty stubborn, but apparently he was at his worst on his first day of junior infants. He decided that he didn't want to go, and clung onto one of the pipes on the wall of the school. My mum had to stand there in front of all the other horrified parents, and prise each one of my brother's fingers individually off the pipe while he kicked and screamed.

When they got into the classroom, he was making such a fuss that he set all the other kids off screaming and crying. The teacher told my mum to just leave, that he'd probably calm down once she'd left. As she was leaving, the school principal came into the classroom (obviously she had heard the pandemonium), walked up to my brother and told him to be quiet. The little fecker turned around and gave her an almighty kick in the shins!

Mum was absolutely mortified, and when she got him home later that day she asked him why he had kicked the principal. His indignant reply: "I thought it was you!"

Michaelrsh · 20-04-2010 08:07PM

How about when parent embarrass their kids?

You know what I think I'm going to start a thread by that title now.

Lorrs33 · 20-04-2010 08:34PM

My family were on holiday somewhere in Britain when I was about 2 and my mam decided to enter me into a small children's pageant, no big deal really. She got me a beautiful dress to wear, but just before showtime...I sh*t myself. To this day, despite not remembering this alleged incident, I'm still slagged for it.

lcrcboy · 20-04-2010 08:49PM

when my family immigrated over to the UK we were invited to a neighborhood party it was at the start of the Iraq war and the locals were watching the news about a report on british troops being sent over there... I piped up and said my dad reckons all those lads are a shower of ****... didint go down well at the party with us leaving fairly fast

:D:D

skyhighflyer · 20-04-2010 09:15PM

I was a voracious reader as a kid and was well able to read most things by the time I was 5 or 6. Of course, this meant that I was reading a lot of stuff that went over my head. Case in point: in the early 90's it was all the rage for teenagers to write 'Sex is Cool' with a marker on any suitable wall they could find.

Either way, I picked up on this. And decided to write this cool and interesting phrase all over a small whiteboard my Gran used to have to record phone messages for lodgers she had in her house. When they went to check their messages they thought the Gran wrote it

The aul lad was mortified when he saw it but decided that it was easier for me to go unpunished than describe the concept of sex to a 6 year old :pac:

Pacing Mule · 20-04-2010 10:39PM

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Apologies before you read this, but it's a true story!

when I was a younger man and the boys were obviously kids.
One Morning as I was doing the business with the wife in our bedroom,
the door opened and the youngest lad walked in, he was about 3 at the time.
"What are you doing Dad " he asked...ah I was having a jump in the bed.. just to pass it off.

The wife and I, started to sit up in the bed and we were both laughing at the idea of the lad. Can I have a jump in the bed like you Daddy he asked? Ok son go ahead!
He hopped onto the bed and assumed the position on top of the wife who was covered by the sheet!, and started doing the movements... We laughed for ages over that

PK2008 wrote: »

Theres something a bit 'wrong' with that story

You got it in a bit early but this deserves it more.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 20-04-2010 10:50PM

First day of Junior Infants I ran around scraming and crying because I wanted to go home.
Not as bad as the girl who got naked though.:P
We went to visit my sister England when I was about 4/5 and my sister's friend gave me a toy that was really loud called a 'BumbleBall' and my Da hated it. I woke him up one morning when I was playing it, cue him saying "the fcukin' BumbleBall", I found this hilarious. Going through security in the airport on the way back, with the toy in the bag and just as Ma took off the bag to go through the metal detector the toy went off and I shouted "That fcukin' BumbleBall again, Da!", the Guard thought it was hilarious supposedly.:o

Another time, during the snooker World Championships me, Ma and Da were in a golf club where Ken Doherty was a frequent visitor and we were watching him play a match, he was in the final or something. There was quite a large fcuking huge man there, a great friend of Ma and Da called Paddy. I was fascinated by his size and I never took my eyes off him the whole time. Everyone went quite in the bar and I roared out "Jaysus Paddy, who built you and how did they do it?". The whole place erupted in laughter, as did Paddy, tbf. Ma and Da were mortified, I believe the expression is "Scarlehh".:p
I want to meet Paddy again, haven't seen him since then.:(

When kids embarass their parents - LOL

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