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something that made you laugh today

  • 19-04-2010 07:33PM
    #1
    dewy09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 ✭


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  • #2
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    Harvey Birdman: Attorney at law. It made me laugh quite a bit.


  • #3
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    When going to swimming lessons today with my 5 year old nephew i said to him

    "come on D.J get ready for swimming"

    and he said

    "ok, where are my hot-dogs?"


    ha, I nearly wet myself


  • #4
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    The absolute beauty of the internet has me laughing my hole off! :D


  • #5
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    When going to swimming lessons today with my 5 year old nephew i said to him

    "come on D.J get ready for swimming"

    and he said

    "ok, where are my hot-dogs?"


    ha, I nearly wet myself
    :confused:


  • #6
    dewy09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 ✭dewy09


    ha ha funny little man


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  • #7
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    phasers wrote: »
    :confused:

    he meant his swimming togs!!


  • #8
    tanya2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭tanya2007


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc :D


  • #9
    dewy09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 ✭dewy09


    yeah i knew thats what he ment


  • #10
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    Was walking past the Luas stop on Abbey Street. Suddenly I heard a loudspeaker shout out "Would the man in the leather jacket please stop what he is doing or we'll get the guards". Though it was kinda funny, it was like big brother.


  • #11
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    I was walking down Liffey street today and there were two scumbag junkies (as opposed to high class junkies :p) completely off their faces fiddling with a bag of tobacco, one says to the other; mind that, you'll get mugged!

    Ok sorry, clearly I am discriminating :rolleyes:, scumbags get mugged too.


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  • #12
    poisonated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭poisonated


    I bought a bottle of water in the vending maching and it came out frozen. That was around lunch time and it is still not melted:D


  • #13
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Now that I think of it nothing has made me laugh today...

    :(


  • #14
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Checking out flights to America for my holliers.
    There is some price differences-had to laugh at the prices of some of them!:eek:


  • #15
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Now that I think of it nothing has made me laugh today...

    :(

    aw....

    ...well think of this; a skanger dressed head to toe in white nike attire snogging the face off of a gypsy woman beggar.....just something someone was telling me about today that made me laugh!


  • #16
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    aw....

    ...well think of this; a skanger dressed head to toe in white nike attire snogging the face off of a gypsy woman beggar.....just something someone was telling me about today that made me laugh!

    Eurgh! :pac:

    Actually I just got a text from the sister:
    A Bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says what a great chest he has. He says: "Thats a 100lbs of dynamite, baby!"

    He takes off his pants and she says: "What great calves you have!". He replies: "That a 100lbs of dynamite, baby!"

    He then takes off his underwear and the blonde runs out of the room. He runs, catches up with her and asks why she ran away.

    She replies: "I was afraid to be near all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!!"

    Heh, there's my laugh for today! :D


  • #17
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    A few hours spent in a pub where a drunk screamed at everyone who walked in 'You weren't f*cking good enough!!!'

    Apparently no one was good enough to play for Mayo, ever the former Mayo player in the corner


  • #18
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    My dad told me today that he was off for a game of leap frog in the mosque ! Un pc i know, but i though it was hilarious !


  • #19
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    My 3 year old son. He let off wind from a certain direction while in the living room and just turned to me and said out of the blue "I got bum windies!"

    LOL :pac:


  • #20
    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    Boards makes me laugh, just when you think you've got the hang of it something mental kicks off.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055886795


  • #21
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    http://www.explosm.net/comics/1954/


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  • #22
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Biggins wrote: »
    bum windies

    Ah, Bum Windies! The lesser known local band rivals of Crystal Swing!


  • #23
    kavsmdf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭kavsmdf


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4


    Hahaha!


  • #24
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    ^^

    Wow....that football is a great actor


  • #25
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Now that I think of it nothing has made me laugh today...

    :(

    *tickles*


  • #26
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    dewy09 wrote: »
    ?
    A well known insurance company gave me a quote for work insurance last week
    + a 10% deduction for having a vehicle policy also. I phoned them to day to go ahead with the policy, and the person I was dealing with asked me if I hav a vehiacle policy with them, I said I had. so she gave me another 10% discount without checking up... I was delighted, saved about €80 extra


  • #27
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    FarmerGreen wrote: »
    Boards makes me laugh, just when you think you've got the hang of it something mental kicks off.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055886795

    I don't think that was funny. That was actually a really nice thread. Good on the regulars in F & P for giving such good advice without any judgement or piss taking and being really supportive. There's not many forums that'd happen in.


  • #28
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0


    "Pwotecht mai baws"... I love it!!!:D


  • #29
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    A few episodes of Father Ted made me laugh :p


  • #30
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1nxaQhsaaw


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  • #31
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    The 'Are snots a food group?' poll in A&H :pac:


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