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something that made you laugh today

19-04-2010 6:33pm

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#2 19-04-2010 6:35pm

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Harvey Birdman: Attorney at law. It made me laugh quite a bit.

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#3 19-04-2010 6:37pm

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When going to swimming lessons today with my 5 year old nephew i said to him

"come on D.J get ready for swimming"

and he said

"ok, where are my hot-dogs?"

ha, I nearly wet myself

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#4 19-04-2010 6:37pm

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The absolute beauty of the internet has me laughing my hole off!

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#5 19-04-2010 6:38pm

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bazmaiden wrote: »

When going to swimming lessons today with my 5 year old nephew i said to him

"come on D.J get ready for swimming"

and he said

"ok, where are my hot-dogs?"

ha, I nearly wet myself

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#6 19-04-2010 6:40pm

dewy09

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ha ha funny little man

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#7 19-04-2010 6:41pm

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phasers wrote: »

he meant his swimming togs!!

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#8 19-04-2010 6:42pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

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#9 19-04-2010 6:43pm

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yeah i knew thats what he ment

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#10 19-04-2010 6:47pm

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Was walking past the Luas stop on Abbey Street. Suddenly I heard a loudspeaker shout out "Would the man in the leather jacket please stop what he is doing or we'll get the guards". Though it was kinda funny, it was like big brother.

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#11 19-04-2010 6:48pm

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I was walking down Liffey street today and there were two scumbag junkies (as opposed to high class junkies ) completely off their faces fiddling with a bag of tobacco, one says to the other; mind that, you'll get mugged!

Ok sorry, clearly I am discriminating :rolleyes:, scumbags get mugged too.

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#12 19-04-2010 6:52pm

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I bought a bottle of water in the vending maching and it came out frozen. That was around lunch time and it is still not melted:D

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#13 19-04-2010 7:02pm

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Now that I think of it nothing has made me laugh today...

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#14 19-04-2010 7:09pm

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Checking out flights to America for my holliers.
There is some price differences-had to laugh at the prices of some of them!:eek:

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#15 19-04-2010 7:10pm

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Duggy747 wrote: »

Now that I think of it nothing has made me laugh today...

aw....

...well think of this; a skanger dressed head to toe in white nike attire snogging the face off of a gypsy woman beggar.....just something someone was telling me about today that made me laugh!

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#16 19-04-2010 7:23pm

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--LOS-- wrote: »

aw....

...well think of this; a skanger dressed head to toe in white nike attire snogging the face off of a gypsy woman beggar.....just something someone was telling me about today that made me laugh!

Eurgh! :pac:

Actually I just got a text from the sister:
A Bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says what a great chest he has. He says: "Thats a 100lbs of dynamite, baby!"

He takes off his pants and she says: "What great calves you have!". He replies: "That a 100lbs of dynamite, baby!"

He then takes off his underwear and the blonde runs out of the room. He runs, catches up with her and asks why she ran away.

She replies: "I was afraid to be near all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!!"

Heh, there's my laugh for today!

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#17 19-04-2010 9:58pm

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A few hours spent in a pub where a drunk screamed at everyone who walked in 'You weren't f*cking good enough!!!'

Apparently no one was good enough to play for Mayo, ever the former Mayo player in the corner

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#18 19-04-2010 10:07pm

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My dad told me today that he was off for a game of leap frog in the mosque ! Un pc i know, but i though it was hilarious !

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#19 19-04-2010 10:16pm

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My 3 year old son. He let off wind from a certain direction while in the living room and just turned to me and said out of the blue "I got bum windies!"

LOL :pac:

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#20 19-04-2010 10:18pm

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Boards makes me laugh, just when you think you've got the hang of it something mental kicks off.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055886795

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#21 19-04-2010 10:24pm

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http://www.explosm.net/comics/1954/

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#22 19-04-2010 10:26pm

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Biggins wrote: »

bum windies

Ah, Bum Windies! The lesser known local band rivals of Crystal Swing!

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#23 19-04-2010 10:32pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

Hahaha!

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#24 19-04-2010 10:51pm

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^^

Wow....that football is a great actor

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#25 19-04-2010 10:54pm

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Duggy747 wrote: »

Now that I think of it nothing has made me laugh today...

*tickles*

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#26 19-04-2010 10:57pm

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dewy09 wrote: »

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A well known insurance company gave me a quote for work insurance last week
+ a 10% deduction for having a vehicle policy also. I phoned them to day to go ahead with the policy, and the person I was dealing with asked me if I hav a vehiacle policy with them, I said I had. so she gave me another 10% discount without checking up... I was delighted, saved about €80 extra

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#27 19-04-2010 11:03pm

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FarmerGreen wrote: »

Boards makes me laugh, just when you think you've got the hang of it something mental kicks off.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055886795

I don't think that was funny. That was actually a really nice thread. Good on the regulars in F & P for giving such good advice without any judgement or piss taking and being really supportive. There's not many forums that'd happen in.

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#28 19-04-2010 11:12pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0

"Pwotecht mai baws"... I love it!!!:D

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#29 19-04-2010 11:14pm

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A few episodes of Father Ted made me laugh

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#30 19-04-2010 11:18pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1nxaQhsaaw

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#31 20-04-2010 12:51am

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The 'Are snots a food group?' poll in A&H :pac:

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#32 20-04-2010 1:11am

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i was on the way to work today in central amsterdam and somme crazy girl was screaming '' f*ck off, f*ck off , f*ck off'' to some random tourists while she was cycling down the road.... i had to laugh my head off at that

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#33 20-04-2010 2:31am

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Some guy on the Adrian Kennedy Phone Show called another guy a "cabbage". What a shit word to use as an insult.

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#34 20-04-2010 3:23am

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kavsmdf wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

Hahaha!

I love that film so so much.

"Johnny's my best friend."

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