When kids embarass their parents - LOL

Pacing Mule · 19-04-2010 08:31PM #1

What's the funniest innocent comment from a kid you've heard that left a parent mortified.

Mine ...

So I'm in the changing room at the swimming pool. It's been a busy session and the changing room is fairly full. All of a sudden little kid with his dad pipes up with "Daddy - Why's your willy short and fat ?" At least 20 men in the room immediately and instinctively check out the poor fellas c0ck to see if the kid is accurate. "It just is right" says the dad whilst desperately trying to get a towel around him. The embarassment on his face was priceless.

The_Kew_Tour · 19-04-2010 08:42PM

Saw a kid pick up packet of condoms in Boots in Jervis shopping centre just before christmas when needless to say there was plenty people who witnessed it kid puts it into the basket which the mother had. The mother was well red faced and then trying cooly place them back on shelf.

PK2008 · 19-04-2010 08:42PM

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

So I'm in the changing room at the swimming pool. It's been a busy session and the changing room is fairly full. All of a sudden little kid with his dad pipes up with "Daddy - Why's your willy short and fat ?" At least 20 men in the room immediately and instinctively check out the poor fellas c0ck to see if the kid is accurate. "It just is right" says the dad whilst desperately trying to get a towel around him. The embarassment on his face was priceless.

Theres something a bit 'wrong' with that story

Pacing Mule · 19-04-2010 08:47PM

PK2008 wrote: »

Theres something a bit 'wrong' with that story

Please elaborate

PK2008 · 19-04-2010 08:56PM

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

Please elaborate

Im not a big fan of swimming

phasers · 19-04-2010 08:58PM

All the men turned around to look at this fellas cock?

Joey the lips · 19-04-2010 08:59PM

I once asked my dad in mass what a cnut was...He asked who told you that word...Trying to show that I did not learn it from the family.... I turned and said "You said that cnut takes ages to say mass"

Pacing Mule · 19-04-2010 09:03PM

phasers wrote: »

All the men turned around to look at this fellas cock?

Pretty much - instinctive turn to see where voice is coming from - young kid pointing in the general direction ( fans of the pun can creatively use "direction" I'm sure

) of it. It's like that scene in Roxanne when he didn't want to look at the big nose but had to.

landsleaving · 19-04-2010 09:05PM

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

Pretty much - instinctive turn to see where voice is coming from - young kid pointing in the general election ( fans of the pun can creatively use "direction" I'm sure ) of it. It's like that scene in Roxanne when he didn't want to look at the big nose but had to.

Is that what you mean?

alwaysadub · 19-04-2010 09:06PM

I was on the bus into Croke Park,which was packed, with my nephew-who was about 8 at the time-and there was a ad with something to do with a nipple in the title(Don't ask)

So,at the top of his voice,he asks me"What's a nipple?"
Told him to go home and ask his mother-didn't work.
So had to explain it all to him,resulting in numerous embarrassing questions and him lifting up his t shirt trying to see his.

All the lads on the bus were pissing themselves laughing at him,and me.

Pacing Mule · 19-04-2010 09:07PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Is that what you mean?

Like I said fans of the pun can have themselves a field day ...

minidazzler · 19-04-2010 09:09PM

adrian280582 wrote: »

Saw a kid pick up packet of condoms in Boots in Jervis shopping centre just before christmas when needless to say there was plenty people who witnessed it kid puts it into the basket which the mother had. The mother was well red faced and then trying cooly place them back on shelf.

If she had been as smart as the kid she wouldn't have had that situation!

Son Of A Vidic · 19-04-2010 09:14PM

phasers wrote: »

All the men turned around to look at this fellas cock?

That's the only 'wrong' part of the story, surely most lads instinct would be to look at the ceiling, look at their watch, look at the wonderful tiling on the floor, anywhere but 'there.'

pikachucheeks · 19-04-2010 09:18PM

I was watching TV with my aunt and nine year old cousin one afternoon when my cousin turned to me and said "Mummy farted really loudly in here earlier. It stank the whole house out!" :pac:

My aunt was incredibly embarrassed, warned my cousin to not tell anyone else and explained that it was a private matter.

Fast forward a few hours, guests (relatives) had arrived and we were all sitting around the table, having a late Sunday lunch. Room goes silent and my cousin shouts "You'll never guess what my mummy did earlier-" My uncle jumped in and silenced her before she had a chance to finish her sentence, but my poor aunt went crimson!

mikom · 19-04-2010 09:18PM

TBH...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9eL3ejXmE

RMD · 19-04-2010 09:20PM

On the bus into town last year for some christmas shopping some girl, no more than 8-9 hops onto the bus with her mom. They go down the back of the bus sit behind me and the conversation begins.......

Girl: Ma, what's a ****???
Mom: what? where'd you hear that, it's something boys get chicken
Girl: Why can't girls get it ma
Mom: I don't know, it's just something only boys can get
Girl: Ma I want a ****
Mom: no, you can't have one, now stop saying that word
Girl: But ma I...... (mom interrupts)
Mom: Look I said you can't get one now leave it
Girl: MA I WANT A **** FOR CHRISTMAS (Screams at the top of her voice)

Her mom had nothing to say to that, the girl didn't even have a clue what she had just said really.

minidazzler · 19-04-2010 09:23PM

RMD wrote: »

On the bus into town last year for some christmas shopping some girl, no more than 8-9 hops onto the bus with her mom. They go down the back of the bus sit behind me and the conversation begins.......

Girl: Ma, what's a ****???
Mom: what? where'd you hear that, it's something boys get chicken
Girl: Why can't girls get it ma
Mom: I don't know, it's just something only boys can get
Girl: Ma I want a ****
Mom: no, you can't have one, now stop saying that word
Girl: But ma I...... (mom interrupts)
Mom: Look I said you can't get one now leave it
Girl: MA I WANT A **** FOR CHRISTMAS (Screams at the top of her voice)

Her mom had nothing to say to that, the girl didn't even have a clue what she had just said really.

Oddly enough I want the same thing for my Bday....and every other occasion!!

Shivers26 · 19-04-2010 09:25PM

Well another swimming pool one - I take my 3 year old swimming most weeks and they have these family changing cubicles and my little angel always yells out 'I can see your boobies'

I was out shopping with him last week and he picked out a teddy in one shop so I got it for him and the girl in the shop put it into the bag with the other stuff I bought. He didn't look for it til we were in another shop so I gave it to him and he repeated over and over again 'you didn't pay for this mammy, you didn't pay'

A few years back my OH took the older lad (he was about 6 at the time) into the toilets in a shopping centre and while they were doing the necessary my son blurts out 'oh my god, your willy is huge'. I'd say OH was pretty chuffed rather than embarrassed about that one.

mfceiling · 19-04-2010 09:28PM

Couple of years ago i'm returning a jumper i got for xmas back to BT2's in the dundrum shopping centre.
I'm on my own and even though i'm in my mid 30's i'm trying to look cool and hip to the achingly gorgeous 19-20 year old girl at the till.
I ask her for a credit note as i hand her the bag - usual "have you the receipt"
"Yeah it's in the bag"

She opens the bag, takes out the jumper, the receipt, a nappy (clean thank fcuk), a small doll and a crayon.

Every fibre of my body cringed as she handed them back to me!!:o

bluto63 · 19-04-2010 09:32PM

mfceiling wrote: »

Couple of years ago i'm returning a jumper i got for xmas back to BT2's in the dundrum shopping centre.
I'm on my own and even though i'm in my mid 30's i'm trying to look cool and hip to the achingly gorgeous 19-20 year old girl at the till.
I ask her for a credit note as i hand her the bag - usual "have you the receipt"
"Yeah it's in the bag"

She opens the bag, takes out the jumper, the receipt, a nappy (clean thank fcuk), a small doll and a crayon.

Every fibre of my body cringed as she handed them back to me!!:o

If it were clean, I don't see how that's an embarrassing story, or a story at all in fact

Pacing Mule · 19-04-2010 09:35PM

bluto63 wrote: »

If it were clean, I don't see how that's an embarrassing story, or a story at all in fact

I think he shyly left out / his missus is on boards.ie so he left out ...

mfceiling wrote: »

Couple of years ago i'm returning a jumper i got for xmas back to BT2's in the dundrum shopping centre.
I'm on my own and even though i'm in my mid 30's i'm trying to look cool and hip to the achingly gorgeous 19-20 year old girl at the till.
I've made a number of cheesy chat up attempts and asked for her number.
I ask her for a credit note as i hand her the bag - usual "have you the receipt"
"Yeah it's in the bag"

She opens the bag, takes out the jumper, the receipt, a nappy (clean thank fcuk), a small doll and a crayon.

Every fibre of my body cringed as she handed them back to me!!:o

neil_18_ · 19-04-2010 09:37PM

The first time my brother saw an african man in dublin. It was on a train. He had never seen a person being a different colour in his life.

He pointed and very loudly and said.
"Daddy whats that?".

My parents were really embarresed for the whole journey.:o

The man took it in good humour though and laughed it off though!:P

I hope this doesnt offend anybody, he was only around 5! Pretty innocent!

mfceiling · 19-04-2010 09:38PM

bluto63 wrote: »

If it were clean, I don't see how that's an embarrassing story, or a story at all in fact

Yeah you're right....it's not slightly embarrasing when a gorgeous girl hands you a nappy, a crayon and a child's doll when you are trying to return a jumper........pity we all can't be so cool to shrug it off..............probably would have been a better story if the nappy was full of shít and had leaked through the bag:rolleyes:

admiralofthefleet · 19-04-2010 09:39PM

RMD wrote: »

On the bus into town last year for some christmas shopping some girl, no more than 8-9 hops onto the bus with her mom. They go down the back of the bus sit behind me and the conversation begins.......

Girl: Ma, what's a ****???
Mom: what? where'd you hear that, it's something boys get chicken
Girl: Why can't girls get it ma
Mom: I don't know, it's just something only boys can get
Girl: Ma I want a ****
Mom: no, you can't have one, now stop saying that word
Girl: But ma I...... (mom interrupts)
Mom: Look I said you can't get one now leave it
Girl: MA I WANT A **** FOR CHRISTMAS (Screams at the top of her voice)

Her mom had nothing to say to that, the girl didn't even have a clue what she had just said really.

where did this happen, new york?

MitchKoobski · 19-04-2010 09:44PM

Not quite parents being embarassed.

Couple of weeks ago we had SHAG week in college (sexual health and guidance). They were giving out these random kits. You got some leaflets, a small satchet of lube and 3 condoms.

Mammy dearest asked for some money i owed, told my younger brother to get it out of my coat pocket. He comes back with my wallet and a packet of three "weird shaped balloons" as he called them. Mam was horrified. My brother was confused. I grabbed them quick. Dad burst out laughing.

Later that week I was trying to play it cool with a lady friend. i went to buy her a drink, reached into my pocket and took some money out. The satchet of lube came with it. She didn't find it as funny as the barman did.

Atavan-Halen · 19-04-2010 09:48PM

I was also at a swimming pool and getting changed in a cubicle (individual ones). All of a sudden a kid shouted out (very loudly) "I CAN SEE *girl's name*'S FANNY!!"

seanbmc · 19-04-2010 09:48PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

where did this happen, new york?

Tbh,does it really matter?

Pompey Magnus · 19-04-2010 10:07PM

Back during the troubles my family were driving to Donegal and cutting through the North as it was quicker. There were the British Army checkpoints around still (I was about 3 or 4 so it was the late 80s), anyway we were stopped at the checkpoint and a hardened squaddie was checking the car in front of ours in the line, I spot him and being all impressed with the soldier I start singing the only soldier song I knew: "The Men Behind The Wire" as made famous by The Wolfe Tones that my aunt had taught me and I knew off by heart.

Queue my parents desperately trying to shut me up in the back as I was singing:

"Through the little streets of Belfast
In the dark of early morn
British soldiers came marauding
Wrecking little homes with scorn"

as this soldier waved on the car ahead and made for us next.

funk-you · 19-04-2010 11:02PM

When I was at my brothers wedding myself and my sister went up to put my 5 year old nephew to bed. My aunt who has a bit of a manforaface knocked on the door to wish him goodnight.

He turns around with a puzzled look and says to me right in front of my aunt, "Is Eileen a man or a woman?". My sister slammed the door in her face with embarassment while i'm falling around. All the time my nephew is still looking at me waiting on an answer. Great kid.

-Funk

RMD · 19-04-2010 11:02PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

where did this happen, new york?

What do you want me to say? Ma? Mother? Was my post not up to your standards because I used the word Mom for the dialogue?

JoeyDoh · 19-04-2010 11:04PM

Me and me Da used to go to the local pub/eatery every sunday for our dinner back when I was about 8.As such we became friendly with one of the waiters there,Willie was his name.

Anyway one sunday I was being particularly bold and was giving cheek and what have ya when I blurted out at him while he was talking to a group of young waitresses" Willie,are you a virgin?"

My Da,along with the rest of the pub bursted into laughter and poor Willie was left scarlet....My finest moment perphaps...

When kids embarass their parents - LOL

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