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Baconnaise

  • 18-04-2010 09:39PM
    #1
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.firebox.com/product/2468/Baconnaise?via=sfg
    Everything tastes better with bacon on it, in it or next to it. Just ask the nearest lettuce or tomato. With this in mind, a group of slightly unhinged baconologists have created Baconnaise, oinkingly delicious mayo with a mouth-wateringly bacony kick. Think of it as spreadable bacon.

    There's even a Baconnaise Lite if you're on a diet, although in fairness it is suitable for vegetarians.

    Would you replace your boring old mayonaise with baconnaise?


Comments

  • #2
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'd try it out to taste it, but nothing is nicer than a nice crispy rasher sanger.


  • #3
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,444 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    the product muslims everywhere have been waiting for!


  • #4
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    They have chocolate butter now don't ya know. And it's not chocolate spread...but actual butter with bits of chocolate in it. MAdness.


  • #5
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Top 10 Bacon Quotes
    from Homer Simpson

    1. "(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
    2. "Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals."
    3. "When your in my house you shall do as I do and believe who i believe in. So Bart butter your bacon."
    4. "Is it Bacon Day?"
    5. "Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge."
    6. "Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"
    7. Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
    Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
    (Homer looks excited)
    Waitress: I was kidding.
    Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
    Waitress: No he doesn't!
    8. "[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!"
    9. "Mmm ... bacon"
    10. "Mmm ... unexplained bacon"


  • #6
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    love Rashers...

    Hate Mayo...

    Never mixing the 2...


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  • #7
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    love Rashers...

    Hate Mayo...

    Never mixing the 2...

    Whats wrong with Mayo?? It's better than bleedin' Dublin anyway :mad:


  • #8
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Solomon Modern Earthquake wrote: »
    Whats wrong with Mayo?? It's better than bleedin' Dublin anyway :mad:

    i can't spell mmmaayyoonnnnaiissee

    :confused:


  • #9
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭magick


    tired baconnaise and its mank, a friend of mine though loves to dip bacon in maple suryp


  • #10
    AnonoBoy
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    Solomon Modern Earthquake wrote: »
    Whats wrong with Mayo?? It's better than bleedin' Dublin anyway :mad:

    Yeah they're sh*te at football though.


  • #11
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yeah they're sh*te at football though.

    We're even worse at hurling. And up until lately we though rugby was a spare matt for in front of the fire


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  • #12
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Baconnaise is disgusting. I'm still tempted to try their spreadable marshmallows though....


  • #13
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Sounds like a crime against real rashers.:(


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Sounds like a product conceived, funded, manufactured, sold and bought exclusively by drunk people.


  • #15
    LadyMayBelle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭LadyMayBelle


    Shams wrote: »
    tired baconnaise and its mank, a friend of mine though loves to dip bacon in maple suryp
    I do this all the time and the amount of people who think I'm crazy is unreal..what do they think maple cured rashers are cured with???

    Tastes delicious, especially with pancakes:) nyom..


  • #16
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    LadyPennyworth wrote: »
    I do this all the time and the amount of people who think I'm crazy is unreal..what do they think maple cured rashers are cured with???

    I thought it was that the rasher had something called maple but had been cured of it. I suppose by some bacon doctor or other.


  • #17
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Someone needs to create my invention of mustard butter, ketchup butter, brown sauce butter and so forth.


  • #18
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    LadyPennyworth wrote: »
    I do this all the time and the amount of people who think I'm crazy is unreal..what do they think maple cured rashers are cured with???

    Tastes delicious, especially with pancakes:) nyom..

    Surely it's not maple syrup, but maple the wood? Or leaf.


  • #19
    actingthegoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 ✭actingthegoat


    As a veggie who really misses rashers,this sounds intruiging. On a similar note,has anyone tried the hellmans deli style onion mayo?
    Unbelievable. I'm never making another sandwich without it!


  • #20
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    This sounds like the sickest thing ever. Spreadable meat just doesn't seem right.
    Just like that squeezable cheese. *shudders*


    FINALLY, this is my 100th post! :)


  • #21
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    This sounds like the sickest thing ever. Spreadable meat just doesn't seem right.
    Just like that squeezable cheese. *shudders*


    FINALLY, this is my 100th post! :)

    Congrats! Celebrate with a bit of paté


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  • #22
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    Solomon Modern Earthquake wrote: »
    Congrats! Celebrate with a bit of paté

    Yuck. I just got sick a little.


  • #23
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Shams wrote: »
    tired baconnaise and its mank, a friend of mine though loves to dip bacon in maple suryp

    You should try the baconnaise that's had a decent Saturday morning sleep in. Totally different calibre. Delicious.


  • #24
    Dragons Revenge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Dragons Revenge


    Baconnaise sounds f'ing delicious.

    Oh, and... bippity boppity BACON! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nT9P8MMpsE


  • #25
    Dragons Revenge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Dragons Revenge


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Sounds like a crime against real rashers.:(

    Bacon > Rashers. Sorry, but it's true.


  • #26
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving




  • #27
    we'llallhavetea_old
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    actingthegoat wrote: »
    As a veggie who really misses rashers,this sounds intruiging. On a similar note,has anyone tried the hellmans deli style onion mayo?
    Unbelievable. I'm never making another sandwich without it!

    just in case you didn't know, quorn do pretend rashers. :)

    oh and baconaisse sounds mank.


  • #28
    Jev/N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    Will it ever live up to Bakon Vodka??

    http://www.bakonvodka.com/

    :confused:


  • #29
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Bacon Bra.










    oh you know youll google it.


  • #30
    bently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭bently


    If anybody knows where to buy some rashers that actually smells like bacon when you are cooking them ,or even tastes like bacon when you eat it ....let me know..............thanks


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  • #31
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    It seems a bit rash and pig ignorant to expect people to be interested in this.


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