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Baconnaise

johnnyskeleton

http://www.firebox.com/product/2468/Baconnaise?via=sfg

Everything tastes better with bacon on it, in it or next to it. Just ask the nearest lettuce or tomato. With this in mind, a group of slightly unhinged baconologists have created Baconnaise, oinkingly delicious mayo with a mouth-wateringly bacony kick. Think of it as spreadable bacon.

There's even a Baconnaise Lite if you're on a diet, although in fairness it is suitable for vegetarians.

Would you replace your boring old mayonaise with baconnaise?

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WindSock

I'd try it out to taste it, but nothing is nicer than a nice crispy rasher sanger.

Absurdum

the product muslims everywhere have been waiting for!

abouttobebanned

They have chocolate butter now don't ya know. And it's not chocolate spread...but actual butter with bits of chocolate in it. MAdness.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Top 10 Bacon Quotes
from Homer Simpson

1. "(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
2. "Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals."
3. "When your in my house you shall do as I do and believe who i believe in. So Bart butter your bacon."
4. "Is it Bacon Day?"
5. "Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge."
6. "Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"
7. Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn't!
8. "[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!"
9. "Mmm ... bacon"
10. "Mmm ... unexplained bacon"

Dravokivich

love Rashers...

Hate Mayo...

Never mixing the 2...

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Dravokivich wrote: »

love Rashers...

Hate Mayo...

Never mixing the 2...

Whats wrong with Mayo?? It's better than bleedin' Dublin anyway :mad:

Dravokivich

Solomon Modern Earthquake wrote: »

Whats wrong with Mayo?? It's better than bleedin' Dublin anyway :mad:

i can't spell mmmaayyoonnnnaiissee

magick

tired baconnaise and its mank, a friend of mine though loves to dip bacon in maple suryp

AnonoBoy

Solomon Modern Earthquake wrote: »

Whats wrong with Mayo?? It's better than bleedin' Dublin anyway :mad:

Yeah they're sh*te at football though.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Yeah they're sh*te at football though.

We're even worse at hurling. And up until lately we though rugby was a spare matt for in front of the fire

jokettle

Baconnaise is disgusting. I'm still tempted to try their spreadable marshmallows though....

galwayrush

Sounds like a crime against real rashers.:(

AnonoBoy

Sounds like a product conceived, funded, manufactured, sold and bought exclusively by drunk people.

LadyMayBelle

Shams wrote: »

tired baconnaise and its mank, a friend of mine though loves to dip bacon in maple suryp

I do this all the time and the amount of people who think I'm crazy is unreal..what do they think maple cured rashers are cured with???

Tastes delicious, especially with pancakes:) nyom..

AnonoBoy

LadyPennyworth wrote: »

I do this all the time and the amount of people who think I'm crazy is unreal..what do they think maple cured rashers are cured with???

I thought it was that the rasher had something called maple but had been cured of it. I suppose by some bacon doctor or other.

Terry

Someone needs to create my invention of mustard butter, ketchup butter, brown sauce butter and so forth.

WindSock

LadyPennyworth wrote: »

I do this all the time and the amount of people who think I'm crazy is unreal..what do they think maple cured rashers are cured with???

Tastes delicious, especially with pancakes:) nyom..

Surely it's not maple syrup, but maple the wood? Or leaf.

actingthegoat

As a veggie who really misses rashers,this sounds intruiging. On a similar note,has anyone tried the hellmans deli style onion mayo?
Unbelievable. I'm never making another sandwich without it!

GirlOfGlass

This sounds like the sickest thing ever. Spreadable meat just doesn't seem right.
Just like that squeezable cheese. *shudders*

FINALLY, this is my 100th post!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

This sounds like the sickest thing ever. Spreadable meat just doesn't seem right.
Just like that squeezable cheese. *shudders*

FINALLY, this is my 100th post!

Congrats! Celebrate with a bit of paté

GirlOfGlass

Solomon Modern Earthquake wrote: »

Congrats! Celebrate with a bit of paté

Yuck. I just got sick a little.

strobe

Shams wrote: »

tired baconnaise and its mank, a friend of mine though loves to dip bacon in maple suryp

You should try the baconnaise that's had a decent Saturday morning sleep in. Totally different calibre. Delicious.

Dragons Revenge

Baconnaise sounds f'ing delicious.

Oh, and... bippity boppity BACON! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nT9P8MMpsE

Dragons Revenge

galwayrush wrote: »

Sounds like a crime against real rashers.:(

Bacon > Rashers. Sorry, but it's true.

landsleaving

we'llallhavetea_old

actingthegoat wrote: »

As a veggie who really misses rashers,this sounds intruiging. On a similar note,has anyone tried the hellmans deli style onion mayo?
Unbelievable. I'm never making another sandwich without it!

just in case you didn't know, quorn do pretend rashers.

oh and baconaisse sounds mank.

Jev/N

Will it ever live up to Bakon Vodka??

http://www.bakonvodka.com/

Overheal

Bacon Bra.

oh you know youll google it.

bently

If anybody knows where to buy some rashers that actually smells like bacon when you are cooking them ,or even tastes like bacon when you eat it ....let me know..............thanks

m@cc@

It seems a bit rash and pig ignorant to expect people to be interested in this.