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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    is scared of most things and seldom leaves the house for fear of being confronted by fear:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Deki has sworn never again to go near a computer since a VGA monitor fell on his foot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Thomas828 has been most unhappy since the bully round the corner took his little train and refuses to bring it back. It was his favorite toy:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭HyperSkypeWiper


    Likes tea and ham sandwiches:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Likes Sand Witches


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    started off wearing a sarrong likes beckhams he liked the way the matterial felt against his freshly shaven skin, he then progressed to larger ladies dresses he found on ebay they made him feel very lady like and high heels although uncomfortable at first made him feel sexy.

    before long he found himself cruising gay bars and dressing in tarty mini skirts with thigh length boots and a boob tube, he applied for a trans gender re-assignment on the HSE but the waiting time was 5 years,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Pot Noodle secretly eats Koka noodles when no one else is watching


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Is really Landlocked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Pot Noodle really reallt wants to be a dragon fighter and save the pretty princess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah is delicious served with red onion relish


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero once choked on a Maltezer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah secretly loves Citroens ..............shhhhhhhhhh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭Als76


    sNARAH swam up Niagra falls, i was there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    ALs76 always says the right thing at the right time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero spends every free moment he has outside the Dail, hoping to finally get Brian Cowen's signature.

    He thinks it would look deadly in his collection of Taoiseach signatures and is going to be worth a lot of money in a few decades, considering Brian IS the best Taoiseach éver.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah will be there with her Olympus Trip camera, ready to capture the moment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Cicero has restaining orders from 3 ex-girlfriends and can be any closer than 2km in the area around their houses. He got them for persistant stalking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sNarah wrote: »
    Cicero has restaining orders from 3 ex-girlfriends and can be any closer than 2km in the area around their houses. He got them for persistant stalking.

    So sNarah is safe enough then....living in Meath...:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Sucks Lemons for a hobby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Pot Noodle has spent the last 4 nights queueing outside the Ambassador for Dinosaur Encounter tickets.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Glenster went to see Whitney Houston. He thought it was THE BEST CONCERT EVAH! DEADLIIIIIII


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    sNarah waited for Whitney to get off the ferry for an autograph, but got distracted by some seals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    landsleaving wears "Sugg" boots- which are made from baby seal fur


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭HyperSkypeWiper


    Is a poet, writer and author from ancient Rome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Can easily be replaced with a tub of lard if margarine is not available


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Never fulfilled the dream of becoming a rodeo clown


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    is being sued for the damage caused by the Volcano.

    And by the entire nation of Iceland for that matter, for also causing the recession.

    Landsleaving is the least loved person in Iceland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Loves prunes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Gives roses to the homeless to help them appreciate the beauty of the world. It doesn't.

    (:( But I like Iceland)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I hated THAT much in Iceland, the catholic population decided to embrace the Islam just so that they could pronounce a Fatwā over Him.


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