A funny thing i saw written on a toilet door

cullen5998 · 17-04-2010 08:54PM #1

"The toilet paper in LIT is like Mr. T, its rough, tough and takes no $hit" I thought it was worth sharing

120_Minutes · 17-04-2010 08:56PM

its ripped off from an old racist John Wayne joke...

Ghost Train · 17-04-2010 08:56PM

down with this sort of thing

phasers · 17-04-2010 08:58PM

"Meat is Murder" changed to "Meath is Murder"

Midnight_EG · 17-04-2010 09:01PM

I posted this in 'The Best Graffiti You've Ever Seen' thread.

I was taking a poop, as you do, when I noticed a little black line down the bottom of the door. I leaned forward to read it, but I still couldn't, so I leant further. I could eventually read it, and it said;

'You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle'.

It was fucking true!

Another great one from that thread was 'Written on the left wall 'look right', written on the right wall 'look left''. Written on the door, 'you Sir, are now playing cubicle tennis'.

Totoro_ · 17-04-2010 09:04PM

Weirdest I've seen is ''As I sit here broken hearted, I tried to sh!t but only farted'

My name is URL · 17-04-2010 09:05PM

Written beside the flusher -

"Please wiggle handel", and someone else wrote underneath it "Will he wiggle bach?"

:pac:

Bonito · 17-04-2010 09:22PM

My brother unrolled a whole roll of toilet paper (the last one in the packet) threw most it in the bin and left a couple sheets on it. Just so he could write;

"Ha, you're fúcked now" for the poor unfortunate fecker next to drop one and run out of paper. :pac:

orourkeda · 17-04-2010 09:26PM

phasers wrote: »

"Meat is Murder" changed to "Meath is Murder"

Why didnt they change it to Meath is down the toilet pot?

Mr. Presentable · 17-04-2010 09:29PM

"Please use the brush"

No, it hurts!

deisedude · 17-04-2010 09:43PM

Written at the bottom of the cubicle door "Beware of Gay Limbo Dancers"

joewicklow · 17-04-2010 09:48PM

Stardate 21.12.15. Captain Spock Reporting. Just beamed down for a crap. (on the wall in Kilbride Army Camp Bog)

mikom · 17-04-2010 09:51PM

Totoro_ wrote: »

Weirdest I've seen is ''As I sit here broken hearted, I tried to sh!t but only farted'

The one day I took a chance,
Went to fart and shat my pants,

Here I sit, I'm at a loss,
Trying to shit out taco sauce,
When it comes I hope and pray,
I don't blow my arse away,

Here I lay in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger?

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 17-04-2010 09:53PM

'If you meet a girl called Wanda who is giving blowjobs please ask her for my wallet back' - hostel in toronto

anglo_celt · 17-04-2010 10:13PM

How to castrate a priest getting a bj from an alterboy. Kick the alterboy in the chin.

nucking futs · 17-04-2010 10:15PM

If you can read this, MAN UP AND PEE STANDING UP YOU F*CK - written on the door

17-04-2010 10:16PM

i wish i saw funny stuff in toilets, the only thing i saw today was.... 'jenna is a slag' !! :rolleyes:

merengueca · 17-04-2010 10:17PM

Some come to sit and think, others to **** and stink..

lionela · 17-04-2010 10:18PM

Here is what I saw some years ago and thought it good.

To ****house artists ..in the sky
W'ell build a tower ....5 miles high
A monument.... of solid ****
A fitting tribute...to their wit.

triple-M · 17-04-2010 10:19PM

a funny poem i saw in a toilet in blanch sc with an arrow pointing towards an empty toilet paper dispenser
"in this box you'll find no paper,
use your finger or a scraper.
If a scraper cant be found,
just wipe your arse along the ground"

:D

consultech · 17-04-2010 10:23PM

deisedude wrote: »

Written at the bottom of the cubicle door "Beware of Gay Limbo Dancers"

...usually accompanied by "Beware of gay high jumpers/pole vaulters" at the top of the door.

17-04-2010 10:23PM

On the science floor of the NUIG library there was an arrow pointing towards the toilet paper and the words "Arts degrees"

peabutler · 17-04-2010 10:33PM

A German man walks into a bar...He is an Alcoholic and it's ruining his family.

Kristopherus · 17-04-2010 10:33PM

On the back of the Toilet door " Why emigrate - you can make a load here"

goose2005 · 17-04-2010 10:35PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Written beside the flusher -

"Please wiggle handel"

... to work the bizet?

goose2005 · 17-04-2010 10:36PM

Hailee Repulsive Glob wrote: »

On the science floor of the NUIG library there was an arrow pointing towards the toilet paper and the words "NUIG degrees"

fyp

mfceiling · 17-04-2010 10:46PM

Written on the wall above the bowl - stand closer, you aren't as big as you think.

consultech · 17-04-2010 10:59PM

The jacks in either Fibbers or Bruxelles a couple of years ago had: "Resentment/jealousy is like drinkin poison and expectin the other fella to die".

Quite profound I thought.

deisemum · 17-04-2010 11:18PM

On school toilet door back in the late 70's/early 80's. Amazing the things that stay in the memory from around 30 years ago.

Some people come here to sit and stare
While others come here to wonder
But I come here to p1ss and sh1te
And fart all day like thunder.

almostnever · 17-04-2010 11:35PM

In the repeats' prefab at school, someone wrote on the roof "Jiggy is watching you masturbate." It probably doesn't sound that funny, but it's been a source of great entertainment for us. :pac:

cedomination · 17-04-2010 11:45PM

anglo_celt wrote: »

How to castrate a priest getting a bj from an alterboy. Kick the alterboy in the chin.

You ruined the joke before it even got to the punchline.

A funny thing i saw written on a toilet door

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