What would it take for you to become a prostitute?

G-Money · 08-04-2010 02:56PM

A woman who was willing to have sex with me.

Bolag_the_2nd · 08-04-2010 03:00PM

lypo"suck"tion

Theta · 08-04-2010 03:26PM

Ask nicely!

neil_hosey · 08-04-2010 03:37PM

donfers wrote: »

we hear all these horror stories about human trafficking, women and men forced into sexual slavery as pimps exploit their desperation to leave their war-torn or pverty-stricken homeland

anyway what would it take for you to become a prostitute?

A cheeseburger and a twix and I'd be severly tempted

-a nice whip (cat of nine tails preferably)
-a razor to shave the man boobies
-Sex den

Korvanica · 08-04-2010 03:40PM

donfers wrote: »

now while all this sounds very glamourous and attractive the reality is that that client chooses you, you don't choose the client so for example you could be required to have sex with any of the following

- a woman with fuzzy ginger hair

- an older woman with wrinkles and varicoise veins and of course the notorious "wizard's sleeve" vagina

-somebody from Leitrim

you could always have a sign that says.

"Management have the right to refuse service"

sorted..

G_R · 08-04-2010 03:41PM

donfers wrote: »

now while all this sounds very glamourous and attractive the reality is that that client chooses you, you don't choose the client so for example you could be required to have sex with any of the following

- a woman with fuzzy ginger hair

- an older woman with wrinkles and varicoise veins and of course the notorious "wizard's sleeve" vagina

-somebody from Leitrim

- blue waffle

that is all

Steodonn · 08-04-2010 03:43PM

How many nice birds would need a prostitute :pac:

gaz wac · 08-04-2010 03:47PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

I lived under a prostitue for a while, it wasnt nice. got people knocking on my window all the time looking for her or asking me to let them in the side back door. one particular day this fat unshaven bloke in a dirty vest walked by my window, 5mins later he's walking back to his van with a smile. poor girl, tho its her choice in the end

FYP

entropi · 08-04-2010 03:54PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

I lived under a prostitue for a while, it wasnt nice.

Underneath...for her pleasure eh:pac:

jackiebaron · 08-04-2010 03:55PM

Well women don't become prostitutes for the sex, they do it for the money..usually because they have to (drug problem, debt problem, extortion or really desperate single mothers).

Blokes wouldn't need too much incentive to shag a woman, any woman. There are professional gigolos out there but sex is only a small part of their repertoire. They have to be funny, elegant, classy, well-read, good dancers, etc. Many older rich women pay for the suave company moreso than the shag.

If you want to know what would force a bloke into prostitution ask him what would force him into GAY prostitution (if of course he was straight).

Me, I think I'd sooner become a mugger or a thief rather than a mickey-sucker if my financial situation was so dire and hopeless.

Morlar · 08-04-2010 03:58PM

dannym08 wrote: »

- blue waffle

that is all

I think that scene must have gotten cut from the pretty woman movie.

corkcomp · 08-04-2010 04:15PM

hell to freeze over

alternatively a LOT of beer:o:D

08-04-2010 04:19PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

I lived under a prostitue for a while, it wasnt nice. got people knocking on my window all the time looking for her or asking me to let them in the side door. one particular day this fat unshaven bloke in a dirty vest walked by my window, 5mins later he's walking back to his van with a smile. poor girl, tho its her choice in the end

As long as neither her or her clients ever got near the laptop charger I bought of you, i'm happy.

orourkeda · 08-04-2010 04:21PM

somebody who was willing to pay for me to bang them

dylano_k · 08-04-2010 04:31PM

A fanny, holiday pay and a pension

What would it take for you to become a prostitute?

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