What would it take for you to become a prostitute?

donfers

we hear all these horror stories about human trafficking, women and men forced into sexual slavery as pimps exploit their desperation to leave their war-torn or pverty-stricken homeland

anyway what would it take for you to become a prostitute?

A cheeseburger and a twix and I'd be severly tempted

Mr Benevolent

A cheeseburger and a twix and I'd be severly tempted

Pervert.

Wait, are you male or female?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

donfers wrote: »

we hear all these horror stories about human trafficking, women and men forced into sexual slavery as pimps exploit their desperation to leave their war-torn or pverty-stricken homeland

anyway what would it take for you to become a prostitute?

A cheeseburger and a twix and I'd be severly tempted

Randy? It's Mr. Lahey, why don't you come on home. I can cook you up a real good cheeseburger... :P

5000th post. I quit, cheerio

Cunny-Funt

If the only people paying to have sex with me were female playboy models with no STD's.......I reckon I'd find some use for the extra money....

super_furry

An eager female customer base.

Schism

Pfft, some of us have a little higher standards than you. It'd take at least a double cheesburger and a Crunchie for me.

ejmaztec

A lobotomy and a lifetime's supply of lube.

AnonoBoy

I've been giving it away for free for years, ain't nobody gonna pay for this ol' workhorse now.

Sykk

A bag of King.

Speak Now

A boob job!

TanG411

Well if a ladyfriend wanted to pay for sex with me, I'd probably do it for free to be honest.

Lux23

If it were a one time offer then maybe a few grand but don't think any amount of money would tempt me to do it full time. It would ruin sex for me.

donfers

now while all this sounds very glamourous and attractive the reality is that that client chooses you, you don't choose the client so for example you could be required to have sex with any of the following

- a woman with fuzzy ginger hair

- an older woman with wrinkles and varicoise veins and of course the notorious "wizard's sleeve" vagina

-somebody from Leitrim

Hagar

A fanny.

Corkfeen

Ermm.... Don't think I'd be very employable but sure if she was goodlooking; i'd be willing to do it for a fiver.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

donfers wrote: »

- a woman with fuzzy ginger hair

- an older woman with wrinkles and varicoise veins and of course the notorious "wizard's sleeve" vagina

-somebody from Leitrim

Taking all that into account - would you still do it for a cheese burger and Twix?
What about a regular burger and Twix? Or a cheese burger and a fun size Twix... How low would you go?

donfers

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Taking all that into account - would you still do it for a cheese burger and Twix?
What about a regular burger and Twix? Or a cheese burger and a fun size Twix... How low would you go?

if my clients were any of the three mentioned above i'd need a kinder surprise in addition to the cheeseburger and twix to even consider it

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I'd do it for high fives :cool:

bonerm

It's grand all these blokes here talking about having a clientbase made of playboy models, but in reality you'd probably be in the phoenix park sucking some old mans todger and then taking it up the rusty-bullethole for dessert.

So probably a bottle of mouthwash and a nice cushion.

Joey the lips

Are you kidding.... Sex for free would be my motto......

jimi_t2

donfers wrote: »

anyway what would it take for you to become a prostitute?

What you got?

donfers

jimi_t2 wrote: »

What you got?

a packet of taytos and a yoyo

kumate_champ07

Elisa Tall Matchbox wrote: »

Randy? It's Mr. Lahey, why don't you come on home. I can cook you up a real good cheeseburger... :P

5000th post. I quit, cheerio

what a show

Glenster

Lost my ATM card in Marrakesh once.

I ended up copping off with a bird just a place to stay that night.

I guarantee that anyone would sell their body within 24hours if they found themselves in broke in a foreign country.

kumate_champ07

work for a year in Ireland, save up some money, go the gym every day and do night classes in art history,philosophy,wine tasting etc

buy a couple of expensive suits and get a nice haircut, move to Las Vegas for a year, then return with your earnings and nobody here will know any the wiser, just say you won it on a card game and you worked as a hotel cleaner/desk clerk

'gay for pay' is more financially rewarding but its a pain in the hole (and soul)

kumate_champ07

I lived under a prostitue for a while, it wasnt nice. got people knocking on my window all the time looking for her or asking me to let them in the side door. one particular day this fat unshaven bloke in a dirty vest walked by my window, 5mins later he's walking back to his van with a smile. poor girl, tho its her choice in the end

biko

A heroin habit I can't kick.

Cook!eMonster

gettin' paid for ridin'?

why didn't anybody tell me about this sooner?

VW 1

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services" at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year. Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners - who must pay tax and employee health insurance - were granted access to official databases of jobseekers. The waitress, an unemployed information technology professional, had said that she was willing to work in a bar at night and had worked in a cafe. She received a letter from the job centre telling her that an employer was interested in her "profile" and that she should ring them. Only on doing so did the woman, who has not been identified for legal reasons, realise that she was calling a brothel.
Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job - including in the sex industry - or lose her unemployment benefit.

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/working/the_hidden_workforce.htm


gotta love those pesky germans

Glenster

VW 1 wrote: »

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/working/the_hidden_workforce.htm


gotta love those pesky germans

Is it 2005 already? Way to be current.

Looking forward to the World Cup in Germany?

InReality

I'd say the % of women who want to be prostitutes is pretty small. Its not like the women in the adult entertainment films who really like having the sex.

G-Money

A woman who was willing to have sex with me.

Bolag_the_2nd

lypo"suck"tion

Theta

Ask nicely!

neil_hosey

donfers wrote: »

we hear all these horror stories about human trafficking, women and men forced into sexual slavery as pimps exploit their desperation to leave their war-torn or pverty-stricken homeland

anyway what would it take for you to become a prostitute?

A cheeseburger and a twix and I'd be severly tempted

-a nice whip (cat of nine tails preferably)
-a razor to shave the man boobies
-Sex den

Korvanica

donfers wrote: »

now while all this sounds very glamourous and attractive the reality is that that client chooses you, you don't choose the client so for example you could be required to have sex with any of the following

- a woman with fuzzy ginger hair

- an older woman with wrinkles and varicoise veins and of course the notorious "wizard's sleeve" vagina

-somebody from Leitrim

you could always have a sign that says.

"Management have the right to refuse service"

sorted..

G_R

donfers wrote: »

now while all this sounds very glamourous and attractive the reality is that that client chooses you, you don't choose the client so for example you could be required to have sex with any of the following

- a woman with fuzzy ginger hair

- an older woman with wrinkles and varicoise veins and of course the notorious "wizard's sleeve" vagina

-somebody from Leitrim

- blue waffle


that is all

Steodonn

How many nice birds would need a prostitute :pac:

gaz wac

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

I lived under a prostitue for a while, it wasnt nice. got people knocking on my window all the time looking for her or asking me to let them in the side back door. one particular day this fat unshaven bloke in a dirty vest walked by my window, 5mins later he's walking back to his van with a smile. poor girl, tho its her choice in the end

FYP

entropi

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

I lived under a prostitue for a while, it wasnt nice.

Underneath...for her pleasure eh:pac:

jackiebaron

Well women don't become prostitutes for the sex, they do it for the money..usually because they have to (drug problem, debt problem, extortion or really desperate single mothers).

Blokes wouldn't need too much incentive to shag a woman, any woman. There are professional gigolos out there but sex is only a small part of their repertoire. They have to be funny, elegant, classy, well-read, good dancers, etc. Many older rich women pay for the suave company moreso than the shag.

If you want to know what would force a bloke into prostitution ask him what would force him into GAY prostitution (if of course he was straight).

Me, I think I'd sooner become a mugger or a thief rather than a mickey-sucker if my financial situation was so dire and hopeless.

Morlar

dannym08 wrote: »

- blue waffle


that is all

I think that scene must have gotten cut from the pretty woman movie.

corkcomp

hell to freeze over

alternatively a LOT of beer:o:D

kumate_champ07

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

I lived under a prostitue for a while, it wasnt nice. got people knocking on my window all the time looking for her or asking me to let them in the side door. one particular day this fat unshaven bloke in a dirty vest walked by my window, 5mins later he's walking back to his van with a smile. poor girl, tho its her choice in the end

As long as neither her or her clients ever got near the laptop charger I bought of you, i'm happy.

orourkeda

somebody who was willing to pay for me to bang them

dylano_k

A fanny, holiday pay and a pension