Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

andy winter · 08-04-2010 04:24AM #1

Last night on the 08/08/08 in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

:rolleyes:

FearDark · 08-04-2010 04:29AM

How "stuck" have you gotta be to ride a park bench...

andy winter · 08-04-2010 04:33AM

amazed how he got through the tiny hole in bench... :eek:

then again he is an Asian man (little willy and all) :rolleyes:;)

FearDark · 08-04-2010 04:39AM

Also the date on the video is 08/08/08...

not lastnight...

andy winter · 08-04-2010 04:40AM

FearDark wrote: »

Also the date on the video is 08/08/08...

not lastnight...

Didn't notice that, anyway still funny

Hank_Jones · 08-04-2010 04:58AM

At least he proved not all Asian men are small.

News man made a funny.

Poor little guy...

DazMarz · 08-04-2010 05:09AM

How desperate do you have to be to try and shag a fúcking bench, ffs...:eek:

08-04-2010 05:20AM

DazMarz wrote: »

How desperate do you have to be to try and shag a fúcking bench, ffs...:eek:

Better than the alternative! :pac:

Wazdakka · 08-04-2010 09:06AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Better than the alternative! :pac:

Nah.. Think I'd still prefer the gumjob to a rusty hole in a bench.

orourkeda · 08-04-2010 11:59AM

His hard on became a hard off

BLACKEN · 08-04-2010 12:02PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Better than the alternative! :pac:

Faced with those two options i'd jus wouldn't have sex!:pac::D

landsleaving · 08-04-2010 12:06PM

Should have bought one of these:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/SbIkDuamZNI/AAAAAAAAJpQ/G0_kF6bqDa0/s400/humor-pictures.jpg

orourkeda · 08-04-2010 12:10PM

landsleaving wrote: »

Should have bought one of these:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/SbIkDuamZNI/AAAAAAAAJpQ/G0_kF6bqDa0/s400/humor-pictures.jpg

Those mats cause friction.

Cook!eMonster · 08-04-2010 12:15PM

couldnt he have jst waited til he lost his boner and then he woulda been able to slip it out?

Willbbz · 08-04-2010 12:20PM

Sex with a parkbench? Another reason why I love people

AnonoBoy · 08-04-2010 12:21PM

andy winter wrote: »

Last night on the 08/08/08 in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Using this strange anomaly in time could I ring someone in Hong Kong with their winning lotto numbers for 15/08/08 and clean up? Surprised nobody's thought of this already to be honest.

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

couldnt he have jst waited til he lost his boner and then he woulda been able to slip it out?

It ain't that easy buddy, when my one's hard-on is stuck in something like this the blood can't leave because the blood flow is restricted in my one's member so I one stays hard.

Or so I one has heard.